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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 17h
I just got a random $90 payment from Trump! Maybe I’ll use that money to make sure I can get to the polls and vote these fuckers out.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You got a morning laugh outta me
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Valve is out here outclassing everyone else when it comes to art design. Nintendo is the same, but in the completely opposite direction.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t think I’d find chicken tending so relaxing. But it is. Until the foxes and hawks come a-knocking. Eff those traitor animals.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, the new stuff is fairly seamless. The only one I’ve noticed is the camping quest. But it was like 22 years ago, back when I was an entirely different person. It’s wild to think about. Also, I love your chickens! Chicken tax attached!
Three chickens on a chair
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t understand why I’m enjoying Forever so much. I swore off WoW around a decade ago. AND YET, HERE WE ARE
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI will NEVER get you the point where they can make “human” as a first principle art. Period. It’ll always be three steps behind. 6 years out of date. 3 years. Just like the AI, we need to evolve or be left behind. That’s what humanity does best.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The same goes with software. Websites are sanded down so much that they have no more humanity in them. Software functions and looks like humongous grey goo. Interchangeable. Unpersonal. No trace of humanity.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And they always will. If people want to stop AI music, they should make music that conveys humanity, not perfection. I’d our pop scene wasn’t quantized, auto tuned down to the picometer, AI music never would have taken off. The problem is so much music humans make now COULD be machine made.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s not to say you can’t write exquisite code - you absolutely can. But it’s more aligned with a perfectly laid out complicated equation than the Mona Lisa.  What’s interesting about software is the design and functionality. Those remain the human side of it.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The anti-ai sentiment in coding is, frankly, anti intellectual. Coding is the one thing ai ethically. What, you only use code generated by artisan hands? Come off your high horse. There are only so many ways code can be executed. Coding is a science, not an art.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Really, anyone degrading someone else because they rolled a class or race is just gross behavior. Go play with asmongold and get griefed. 🫠
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like, talk about “battlefield moments”
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eventually, we convinced the enemy team to revive us. They told us to raise our hands and walk into the forest. Rice Eater and I complied, and we got away as people continually tried to snipe us.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I promised someone I’d name my firstborn after “Rice Eater” as that was his name in the game. Then we both got shot and I did a bit where “looks like rice eater jr. will never be born” and apologizing to him.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wardogs is great. It feels like what I thought battlefield 2 felt like back in the day (through the nostalgia tinted glasses) Laying next to someone when you’re both dying and playing a character/doing a bit is so fun.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I need Trump to stop telling me that my 401k is booming because every time I check it, it’s either sideways for the last year, or just down.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that’s government efficiency in action!
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think you mean “eat anything.” They’ve already lowered so many vegetable, meat and dairy regulations that we’re designed for… well, safety. So strange how lettuce gives us month long shits now!
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I heard you can only get salmonella from salmon. I also heard you can only get clyclospora from bicycling.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thier lungs are just better at absorbing coal dust, and that’s a fact.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That version of the game is already “very nice”, so it would have been doubled on its very nicatude.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don’t even like Hasan but goodbye, carville - you useless gator.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What caused the change to not always yell? Losing your voice? Studio notes?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There’s a question of if we should be adding more to our data center usage, sure. But just “canceling” anyone who uses AI is absurd. Especially one that’s taking about how he WAS using it more than he wanted. “I’ve started smoking less.” “FUCK YOU - YOU PIECE OF SHIT, GO TO HELL!!”
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Each query takes fractions of teaspoons. Fractions. It’s the training of models that takes up water, however it’s wildly out of context. Peanuts, almonds, lawns, etc take up thousands of times more water each than all the data centers.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This Hank green situation really exposes the anti-ai people as the zealots they are. Jesus Christ. Is ai a problem? Yes. Is it causing us to have higher power bills? Yes. Is it a bubble? Yes. But did Hank green personally cause you to not have drinking water? No.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I know that, intellectually. But my brain really wants that high again. 💉
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why am I having fomo over EverQuest legends? I never played the original. I can’t even sit at my computer for more than 30m at a time. Why is my brain like this? Probably because I’ll always be chasing that launch day MMO high that DAoC and WoW gave me, multiple lifetimes ago.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Follow me for more game/farm crossover content. Tomorrow we talk about why Lon Lon Ranch’s milking system is a lie.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s cool today chickens have a dynamic HUD health system. Wattle/comb looking vibrant red? That’s a healthy bird. If it looks pale, she might not be laying eggs - she’s either old or needs attention. Discoloration and pale? Yo that bird needs a powerup, stat.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh, FFX is 25 years old? Fuck my bones
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love how the lies are getting so outrageous. We aren’t even in control of the straight - how the hell are we going to toll it?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Of course Platner is a bad person. He has a nazi tattoo on his chest. He didn’t remove it. Then claimed “oh, is that what that is?” like we’re all fucking stupid. I never bought in on him. His politics he was peddling? Seemed good. Everything else was a dumpster fire just waiting for a match.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The seeds are there in New York, if we choose to cultivate them. The bigger question is if the soil already hasn’t been poisoned. MAGA isn’t going to just relinquish power. Last time they tried an insurrection. This time? They have ICE and the military, worn down by years of unlawful orders.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The thing is, the work is never done. The right understands that they transformed their entire identity from neocons -to the tea party - to MAGA. I’m sure they’ll continue evolving it, too. We elected a decent man who was a centrist and pretended it was over. We didn’t evolve.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The one good thing that will come from this complete social upheaval is the music from the kids who grew up apathetic and angry that the world turned out like this. If only my generation could have fixed it. We got caught up in the “hope and change” and pretended the work was done.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I thought the algae was the last stupidity that would happen on this. I’m glad I was wrong.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Yeah, I don’t blame you at all. It’s just a matter of time before you’re forced to become a “prompt engineer” - and that assumes you even MAKE it past the workforce cuts. Good luck, man.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Holy hell, a genuinely good modest mouse album? It’s been so long.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
What was this?
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The one thing I haven’t seen yet is if there are optional l, much more difficult objectives like Goldeneye.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I could fly an arwing right through there.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
That’s crazy. Deffo more matches than I had with years on the apps (before I met my wife and got the fuuuuuck off them)
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Honestly, her response is wild. Like, I get where she’s coming from but that means she shouldn’t be on the app. Relationships require a time investment, and if you can’t dedicate at least a small portion of your time, then you shouldn’t be pursuing anything.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
….. but these two things weren’t related, right? 🧐
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
YESSSSSSSS! PROUD OF YOU
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Brak has been canceled for a kissing incident on live local news. Eye witnesses said “I guess he was just feeling himself, y’know? I wasn’t too bothered by it, but I am still finding felt on my tongue.” We’ll follow this story as it develops.
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
trump talks like how they write dialog in THE LEGEND OF ZELDA, with the WORDS IN RED being emphasized, quite frankly they call it SKIMMABLE dialog, skimmable
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Karf @karf.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hell yes. Our state constitution, once again, proves too strong for these fuckers to get around. I didn’t expect 5-2 at all, especially with the makeup of the court.
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