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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why choose the bear? With the bear, if you play dead, it eventually leaves you alone. With a man, if you play dead, he says you’re up for grabs.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
guess who got hit while trying to merge on 395 the next day lmao
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hi yes I’d like to report a hate crime, the old man at the pool just referred to “us millennials”
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Starting a petition for the federal government to subsidize recurring mandatory drivers ed for every resident of the DMV because nobody here knows what a blinker or zipper merge is
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Now that the air in DC is unbreathable, do we think Chuck Schumer will write a strongly worded letter to the sun
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy birthday to my cat and nobody else today 🥰
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
"To be a sports parent means replacing some of your community with the people hurling insults at their third-grader as they walk off toward the car," writes @lindsayfickas.bsky.social (not pictured) in her first official contributor piece. "It is isolating at best." www.the-pom.com/p/everything...
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Everything Wrong With Kids’ Soccer and Why We Keep Doing It
Children’s sports have grown more toxic and unaffordable over the past few decades. Are the benefits really worth the time, costs, and headaches?
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
As a gun violence survivor I am so exhausted by republicans only caring about gun violence when it involves their lord and savior Donald Trump.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I wouldn’t call myself a “hero” or anything but I did kill two spotted lanternfly nymphs with my bare hands today, so like, I would appreciate some affirmation
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Ari Berman @ariberman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The thing you have to understand about about Virginia is that we do like to sic semper those tyrannises
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Samantha Field @samanthafield.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Fondly looking back on my first legislative win at @responsiblehs.bsky.social in 2019, the passing of GA HB 530, that helped protect homeschooled children from being hidden by their abusers. share.google/7UBUwyXWGHLf...
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Victory for Homeschooled Students in Georgia! | Coalition for Responsible Home Education
For Immediate Release: Lawmakers supported homeschooled students last week by passing bill to catch parents who abuse the law Canton, Ma., 04/03/2019—The Co ...
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Our Quentin, who art in Hollywood, Tarantino be thy name
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Even if some deal is miraculously struck, even if it’s a “TACO” Tuesday after all, what the president of the United States is doing right now is cruel on a global scale. And that’s if he *does* back down.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What if Trump heard someone call his supporters “Y’allqueda” and thought it was a real sect of Muslims that he has to acknowledge now
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We laughed, we cried, we raged at Ben’s Chili Bowl, I sent J-Town on a longboard over to them (for reaching the kids). Best night in a long time 🫶🏻 @thedollop.bsky.social @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
“Social media has caused so much over sharing!” okay clearly your parents were not on prayer chain email lists in 2007
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
My children are so thoughtful. They’ve actually coordinated their time change insomnia into shifts so that they each get a turn with Mom’s undivided attention. Sharing is caring and who needs sleep anyway? 🥰
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’ve started commuting every day which means my new favorite hobby is forcing DMV drivers to do a zipper merge 🥰
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I would feel bad about being late for work, but the DOW broke 50k sooo
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Robert G. Callahan, II - author / attorney @rcallahanwaco.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
🎉BIG NEWS! 🎉 In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, the e-book of Fire in the Whole is available FREE on Amazon during February! #exvangelical #antiracism #deconstruction #spiritualabuse
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Grim Reaper has horrible aim. 💔
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 25/01/2026
DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 25/01/2026
RTs are not endorsements...
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reposting with alt text. Stay safe everyone. 🙏🏻
Preparedness Info to Help Share
January 21, 2026
3:00 PM
• Change plans so you don't need to travel during or immediately after the storm.
• Emergency water and non-perishable food.
• Have a flashlight with extra batteries.
• Make sure any generator or propane heater is outside and well-ventilated to limit the risk of carbon monoxide poisoning. Follow manufacturer's instructions.
• Have a fire extinguisher and know how to use it. Make sure your smoke detectors are operating by testing them regularly.
• First aid kit, plus extras of any needed medicines, prescriptions, or baby items.
• And for your vehicle:
• Top off fuel.
• Get your car winterized. Have your battery, antifreeze, oil, wipers and tires checked.
• Carry a winter storm survival kit, including: blankets, a change of clothes and high calorie food. It also includes items such as a shovel, flashlight and batteries, ice scraper and brush, tow rope, booster cables, waterproof matches, and drinking water.
Atmospheric Administration
National Weather Service
Baltimore/Washington
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 23/01/2026
Preparedness tips National Weather Service is asking media partners to pass along for both the snow/ice and cold.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Yesterday I saw an entire public transportation bus in DC advertising L. Ron Hubbard’s book, and respectfully, what the fuck? 🥲
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don't know how to call my reps over this because I think at this point, it will just be picking up the phone, yelling "AHHHHHHHHHHHH," leaving my zipcode, and hanging up.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The holidays are so stressful. Who could have foreseen the exact same events happening on the exact same calendar day every year?
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I was only a paralegal for 1.5 years with no formal certification or anything and even I know how redact a freaking PDF. ☠️
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Cancel me, take my exvangelical card now, but I still think Casting Crowns’ version of “I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day” is a banger
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I’m not saying I’m having a perfect A+ day, but I am definitely saying that Muntadhar al-Zaidi retweeting me on George Bush Shoe Day™️ was quite the serotonin boost
Tweet / X post from Muntadhar al-Zaidi @muntazer_zaidi

“Hhhh thankfully”
Quote tweeting 
Abby @abby_e_o

“This is a recurring event in my calendar laughing crying face emoji”

Screenshot of calendar event

“December 14
Event Details 
Edit
George Bush Shoe Day
Sunday, Dec 14, 2025
All day
Repeats yearly
Calendar: Family Calendar
Alert: None”
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Last Christmas I wrote about the community that surrounded George Bailey, who saw him at his best and at his worst, and showed up for him anyway. "It's a Wonderful Life" isn’t just the story of one man. www.amy-colleen.com/p/the-people...
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The People Who Saw George Bailey (Even When He Was Kind of a Jerk)
Don't just look for the helpers. Be one.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
FIFA today, FAFO tomorrow
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’ll say it: Olivia Nuzzi is an inspiration. While most successful people my age feed my imposter syndrome, she continues to help me realize that there is actually no bottom. Average zennial women across the nation thank you for your morale-boosting service, Olivia. 🫡
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It’s my [birthday] and I’ll [make us late to church] if I want to 🥰
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Very upsetting that MTG’s resignation is how I learned that 2026 is two months away
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Erika Kirk’s PR team 🤝 Chandler Bing’s brain
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Ames ✍️🧶🐩🐶🐢🦜💚 @justamyzing.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If you are in need (SNAP, WIC, furloughed, unemployed) please make an Amazon wish list with food items, hygiene products, & cleaning products. Share it using #MyNeedsList so others can send you something to help out during this difficult time. (The link to #MyNeedsList is in the comments.)
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Hey New York I hope you all ZohRAN to the polls today
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If your body is also keeping the score today and this week, be extra kind to yourself. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep scrolling bestie. 😘
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Growing up homeschooled means I understand almost no cultural references, but it also means I can make an incredibly stupid dad joke out of anything to deflect from my ignorance. Your move, culture wars.
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Is crying over taxes a recession indicator, cause I got emotional tonight when I realized this calendar year will be the first since college that I won’t have W2 income to report from
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Oh OK wow, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of the best of times. Was not aware it was also the worst of times.
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