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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its almost time. If you would like me to include your pets in my ofrenda this year, please send me a picture by October 15th
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
everyone knew i was lying about not learning to embroider
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy what should have been your 12th birthday you evil wee beastie
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@thegoldenratio4.bsky.social Book arrived right in time for me to go back to riding the train
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
FRIENDS IN THE NYC AREA: Okay, this is a tough one, but please bear with me. My wife's lifelong friend has stage 4 pancreatic cancer and is desperately seeking a home for his two cats when that time comes. The elder, Wally, is something like 13 years old and DELIGHTFULLY dim. The younger, Doris,
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just realized I go back to work next week 🙃
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If I was learning how to embroider this summer I would say "french knots can jump off a cliff" but im not... so I wont But they totally should
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Me: I am NOT a sad beige teacher Also me texts new teaching partner: how do you feel about these for our new borders
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
How do I work for the school I work for and have no f1 connections
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Shramp
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Julianne Dalcanton @dalcantonjd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
FIFA doesnt even try to beat the corruption allegations anymore
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ive decided to name this summer the summer of getting my whimsy back
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Making enemies out of one of my new team members for refusing to take my foot off of Sarah J Maas' neck
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
As little as a care for this world cup, I just realized its the final one for a lot of players I grew up watching and now im extra sad about what fifa and this country is robbing us of
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is how i find out it starts in 3 days
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Worst week of my work life ended with me and my new work wife for next year crying a bar. Its fine!!!!! Im not sad!!!!!!!!
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You know its the end of the school year when I get insane ideas like making temporary tattoos of the school mascot for my entire class
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Things I said today during field day: you may not use your hair as a weapon. You may not hit friends with your hair to make them lose the game
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Jokes on me for thinking I could trust a team from Liverpool. They had ONE job... JUST ONE
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I dont want to write reports!!!!!! I want to keep hyperfixating on making beaded bracelets!!!!!!!!!
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Good news. They've finally seen the movies
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
While I was out yesterday, J did the following activity with our class. Please enjoy "Kids finish the lyrics"
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I need someone to willingly (or unwillingly) sit and listen to me rant about the new odyssey movie BECAUSE I HAVE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Being my friend means getting messages such as "What if I lose the plot and take up embroidery" Followed by "I miss talking to [redacted]" With zero seconds in between texts
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Barcelona winning el classico which leads them to win the title? Chefs kiss. I love football (today)
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Mildly disappointed by these ngl... guess im saving myself $50
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Start of 🍅 nails
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ive reach the point where I am making a list of fun facts to tell my friend about LotR when they finally watch it. They are also getting daily messages about why they should watch it. Gonna make this happen
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I think someone just holding me and playing with my hair might fix at least 4 of my current problems
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think its time for a Heated Rivalry rewatch. Its been 3 weeks since I last rewatched and I am proud of myself for lasting this long
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Jeb 🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ @jebdarsh.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Sorry if I've been swinging wildly between these two concepts lately. These times are really trying.
A picture of a cute rabbit in a pink dress holding a sunflower that says magic and whimsy and a flame that reads political outrage.
Text reads We navigate these times by keeping hold of both
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I WANT TO GO BACK TO SEATTLE That is all
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Student after falling: i cant wait to be an adult. Adults fall less often than kids do Me, having fallen UP the stairs earlier after getting tangled in my pants: yeah that's not a thing. I fall all the time. Usually in truly ridiculous ways
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
And then get confirmed anyway because this goverment is a joke
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Its my favorite time of the year: do I have a cold or is it allergies
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Can't believe that I, a diehard Manchester United fan, have to actively cheer for Manchester City because the alternative to them winning the league is horrific
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I love when books have twists that make me sit up in bed
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Things the kindergarten team said to our boss today: You can mark all of us safe from needing a maternity sub
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I am determined to have a good day today after the shit show of the last few days
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Fact: it is impossible to be upset while you dancing and sing to "WHERE IS MY HUSBAND" by Raye Do i want a husband? Nope This is not what this is about
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
J and I are playing a fun game with our class today and tomorrow named: how little work can we do but still have a successful day. Tomorrow is the last day before Spring Break. We are all, teachers and students, done
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"Ms. C... can you put the doggies back on the screen?????"
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Lizzie @lizziecharlton.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I went down an absolute rabbithole after reading this and designed an embroidery. If anyone wants to order one there's a google form here: forms.gle/93JUyKfb8Nwo... I will email or discord message before I start work on your piece, and I won't ask for payment until it is completed & ready to send.
Two little lego minifigs in orange OSHA approved safety gear. Speech bubbles coming from their mouths say "Boss, the fascism"A lego minifig warning about fascism while wearing their OSHA approved safety gear. This is the one nicknamed The Wee Guy.A lego minifig warning about fascism while wearing their OSHA approved safety gear. This is the one nicknamed The Big Fella.
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Just another fun night of crying over the freaking Carpathia
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I am currently held together by KT tape, coffee, and unbridled rage. EVERYTHING IS FINEEEEEEEEE
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If not war, why war shaped?
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Things relevant to me and a few other ugly dogs Iykyk
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Is it even a real friendship if you dont send your doctor friends videos of the elbow you hurt by slipping on black ice?
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kangarooneys.bsky.social @kangarooneys.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Slipped on black ice today. Knee is bruised and all scratched up. Tights? Unbroken. Shoutout snag tights
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