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Morning Wood | Monthly Parties & Adventures @morningwoodparty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

See you all at our Smear The Queer party September 20th! 🏈 www.morningwoodparty.com/products/mor...

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How your email finds me: It won’t. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was one of the last things nearly all Americans loved

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Saddest day. Love this lady and all she stood for.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

WATTERS: “Some of this stuff is just straight-up wacky.” 🔥 @abdulelsayed.bsky.social : “You know what’s wacky? We have a president who cares more about the drapes in a ballroom than the affordability crisis or the war he got us into.”

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How quickly I get to 28 depends entirely on how distracting the men in the first 27 can be.

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ariana grande will always make music that feels amazing to be eaten out to. In this essay i will

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If my hair isn’t supposed to be my entire personality, why is it doing such a good job?

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It’s not the weekend yet?!?!?

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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Mornin’, folks! Enthusiastic votes & unenthusiastic votes: They count the same. 🗳️

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Was gonna post something thoughtful, but then my ass looked like this. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hypothetical Q: I go out to my local bar & I get really drunk, but I say I won’t drive so long as you pay me $1000…is that me flexing “leverage”, per se, when multiple of the non-zero-chance outcomes (accident, jail, financial ruin, death, etc.) would be materially worse for me + those around me?

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Two seconds of political rant: El Sayed wins but media says he didn’t win by enough so “mainstream” dems are the best. Crowley wins by a smaller margin and it’s decisive that “mainstream” dems are the best. Be so for real. Make it stop. Doing more of the same is part of why we are here. 🙄 FIN

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

No cheating, post your lock screen.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Monochrome Mancrush Monday

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Me in my head: • Gangsta • Himbo • Swole • Pimped-out • Queer theory Me according to Merriam-Webster: • Camel toe • Stair stepper • Mommy track • Multiple chemical sensitivity • Patagonian toothfish

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

POV: you walk in on me and my bestie

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Thick Dick Thursday or something like that

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I’ve been working on the bubble

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My conspiracy theory: The PNW has been gaslighting the rest of us for decades. Ive been to OR WA & BC in every season, and every single trip has been sunny, gorgeous, and offensively pleasant. Without fail some local leans in and says: “Oh you just got lucky. It’s never like this” Every. Time

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Obsessed with these two pups of mine.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Another year around the sun. I may be older but I think I look younger …. Or at least happier.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Reporting for booty. I mean duty. 🇺🇸

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

POV: You’re about to make “respectfully” do a lot of heavy lifting

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Mornings at the lake are my favorite….join me next time

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Been hitting the gym daily for over a month now. And it’s starting to do something I think.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Check out the Morning Wood Adventures!

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Starting to get back to normal life

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

You ever look at your dick and think god that’s a hot dick?

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

It’s Friday. All cocks are fat cocks on this day. And I want yours.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Who’s gonna run their tongue up and down that vein tho? #fcf #fatcockfriday

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

I was stuffed and now I’m stuffed. Because GAY Thankful for so much. Happy to have spent the day with my favorite man.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

6 months in the making y’all. If you’re not in Utah but want to be a part of Morning Wood check out Morning Wood Adventures! www.morningwoodparty.com April 2026 we will be in Puerto Vallarta. Come enjoy the Mexican Morning Wood

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Welcome to Morning Wood 😜

Morning Wood is all about good TIMES, sexy VIBES, and ‘hard'-to-forget smiles. We’re here for the guys who wake up feeling a fantasy (friends INVITED) and want to spend their morning BEINGPLAYFUL. Alw...

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Morning Wood | Monthly Parties & Adventures @morningwoodparty.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Just 12 hours away y’all! Remember our rsvp individual spots sell out fast so get on at 8 and sign up for December. Wanna ensure you make it on the list for every party in 2026? Get a membership and officially become a Morning Wood Man www.morningwoodparty.com

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Morning Wood | Monthly Parties & Adventures @morningwoodparty.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Underwear night at the bar with some of the Morning Wood Men. We’ve got some exciting news and went out to spread the word. But here it is for all of you: our website launches tomorrow!!