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Morning Wood | Monthly Parties & Adventures @morningwoodparty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

See you all at our Smear The Queer party September 20th! 🏈 www.morningwoodparty.com/products/mor...

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How your email finds me: It won’t. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton was one of the last things nearly all Americans loved

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Saddest day. Love this lady and all she stood for.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

WATTERS: “Some of this stuff is just straight-up wacky.” 🔥 @abdulelsayed.bsky.social : “You know what’s wacky? We have a president who cares more about the drapes in a ballroom than the affordability crisis or the war he got us into.”

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

How quickly I get to 28 depends entirely on how distracting the men in the first 27 can be.

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ariana grande will always make music that feels amazing to be eaten out to. In this essay i will

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If my hair isn’t supposed to be my entire personality, why is it doing such a good job?

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Clearly we are both thought leaders

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Every 👏🏼 damn 👏🏼 day 👏🏼

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Good cause it’s that time again

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It’s not the weekend yet?!?!?

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Good god the way my tongue needs to taste every inch of you!!!

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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Mornin’, folks! Enthusiastic votes & unenthusiastic votes: They count the same. 🗳️

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I’m glad you appreciate the intellectual rigor behind my work.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We need scratch and sniff Bluesky asap!

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Was gonna post something thoughtful, but then my ass looked like this. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If I wanna feel something then it’s Trisha. If I wanna sing it and win at karaoke then it’s LeAnns version. So…. I guess that makes me vers?

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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hypothetical Q: I go out to my local bar & I get really drunk, but I say I won’t drive so long as you pay me $1000…is that me flexing “leverage”, per se, when multiple of the non-zero-chance outcomes (accident, jail, financial ruin, death, etc.) would be materially worse for me + those around me?

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Two seconds of political rant: El Sayed wins but media says he didn’t win by enough so “mainstream” dems are the best. Crowley wins by a smaller margin and it’s decisive that “mainstream” dems are the best. Be so for real. Make it stop. Doing more of the same is part of why we are here. 🙄 FIN

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

No cheating, post your lock screen.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Monochrome Mancrush Monday

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

So freaking cool! Congrats hottie

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Me in my head: • Gangsta • Himbo • Swole • Pimped-out • Queer theory Me according to Merriam-Webster: • Camel toe • Stair stepper • Mommy track • Multiple chemical sensitivity • Patagonian toothfish

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I dream about doing that constantly

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

POV: you walk in on me and my bestie

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

You can unload in both of mine

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Thick Dick Thursday or something like that

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I’ve been working on the bubble

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I just accidentally scheduled 12 statistically impossible vacations? No. They all attend an orientation when they move there. “Welcome to the PNW Your complimentary flannel is on the left. Your script about the weather is on the right. Remember: if anyone asks, it’s raining.” I’M ON TO YOU.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My conspiracy theory: The PNW has been gaslighting the rest of us for decades. Ive been to OR WA & BC in every season, and every single trip has been sunny, gorgeous, and offensively pleasant. Without fail some local leans in and says: “Oh you just got lucky. It’s never like this” Every. Time

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Obsessed with these two pups of mine.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Another year around the sun. I may be older but I think I look younger …. Or at least happier.

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Reporting for booty. I mean duty. 🇺🇸

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Kandy B @kandyb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

POV: You’re about to make “respectfully” do a lot of heavy lifting

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