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Just a lil wisco guy | Queer 🏳️‍🌈 | Cat dad 🐈‍⬛ | Cheese is my main squeeze 🧀 | he/him Milwaukee, WI linktr.ee/markpochow

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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 2h
Someone make me breakfast taco please!
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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 5h
tfw you realize she’s lying because the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance is that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 3h
Sick day. Send nudes* *Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 17h
I’m so sick. Why is using a massage gun on my sinuses helping?
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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two new generic ballot polls out early this morning at D+15 and D+16? Hold onto your hats, y’all, the winds are picking up in Kansas!
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 29/09/2026
Why does my body have me awake at 5am?
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Bubbles' Sleepy Monday Morning
ALT: Bubbles' Sleepy Monday Morning
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 28/09/2026
Oh so Madonna is a mess. Never heard her talk before. #VMAs
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 28/09/2026
Is Madonna wearing a diaper?
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 28/09/2026
This Madonna performance..
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 27/09/2026
Which one am I channeling?
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 27/09/2026
Sometimes you go to Costco and come home as a Gay Mob Boss.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 27/09/2026
Anyone gay?
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 26/09/2026
Help! What’s my new plants name?
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 26/09/2026
“Let’s f*ck until sunrise” Me at 12am:
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SpongeBob's Exhausted Happy Friday for Tasha
ALT: SpongeBob's Exhausted Happy Friday for Tasha
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 26/09/2026
Girls night out with @flicklix.bsky.social
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 26/09/2026
Photo of a cat who rules her domain.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 25/09/2026
Is the Honda dealership serviceman hitting on me or is he just very good at his job? In this essay I will say,
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 25/09/2026
Hot men are so important to morale.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 25/09/2026
How are all my good boys doing this morning?
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 25/09/2026
Tiny Void.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 24/09/2026
Sorry boss my desk chair is occupied so I can’t work.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 24/09/2026
How do I transfer my EXACT apartment to a new city?
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 23/09/2026
“Doctor wants to see you in 6 months? Ok great we have August 23 available” Girl what?!
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 22/09/2026
Not sure what this says about me but I loved these games!
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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Poll, after poll, after poll, gain after gain, after gain, either this is going to be an absolute bloodbath in November or polling is just simply not something to even be taken seriously going forward. As always, fight like we are 10 points down.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 20/09/2026
A beagle just trotted into this brewery and now I’m back to needing one!
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Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026
We’re eating good today folks Orville Peck @jakeismaking.bsky.social Carly Rae Jensen Miley Cyrus
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Cavities by Jake Giles on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 10 Songs
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 18/09/2026
Been exhausted!
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 18/09/2026
I need one of those vibration boards to jiggle my brain around.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 17/09/2026
#NeverForget
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 18/09/2026
Oh no! My amd is wet!
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 18/09/2026
I think it’s time for me to recommit myself on being a gay menace.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 17/09/2026
Crazy how getting attention from hotties on the internet cures my depression
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 17/09/2026
#NeverForget
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 16/09/2026
Now that I got your attention. Make sure you’re registered to vote. Go to IWillVote.com
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 16/09/2026
Correct!
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 16/09/2026
Mark put away your cooler challenge.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 16/09/2026
One day you wake up, get excited to watch dancing with the stars and realize the late 30s are hitting like a truck.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 15/09/2026
Starting with a new comedy partner today! Sure she’s technically a therapist. But I hope she likes my bits.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 14/09/2026
LFG!
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 14/09/2026
Built a puzzle!
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 12/09/2026
Show me your Pooty
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 12/09/2026
Have you ever compared your Kasey Musgrave balls?
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 12/09/2026
Pussy is to Bussy As Booty is to Pooty
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 12/09/2026
How’s the gay scene in DC these days?
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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Speechless. ✨
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 12/09/2026
Wearing a thong to the Kacey Musgraves concert like god herself intended.
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That gay shit Lisa Simpson meme
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 11/09/2026
I woke up and chose violence - shaved my chest.
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MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 11/09/2026
LETS GO COCO!!!! #USOpen
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