Reposted by MarkPochow ✨(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 5htfw you realize she’s lying because the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance is that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate 211915
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 17hI’m so sick. Why is using a massage gun on my sinuses helping? 2260
Reposted by MarkPochow ✨(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two new generic ballot polls out early this morning at D+15 and D+16? Hold onto your hats, y’all, the winds are picking up in Kansas! 2243
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 29/09/2026Why does my body have me awake at 5am?static.klipy.comBubbles' Sleepy Monday MorningALT: Bubbles' Sleepy Monday Morning 0160
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 28/09/2026Oh so Madonna is a mess. Never heard her talk before. #VMAs 1211
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 27/09/2026Sometimes you go to Costco and come home as a Gay Mob Boss. 5590
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 26/09/2026“Let’s f*ck until sunrise” Me at 12am:static.klipy.comSpongeBob's Exhausted Happy Friday for TashaALT: SpongeBob's Exhausted Happy Friday for Tasha 4471
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 25/09/2026Is the Honda dealership serviceman hitting on me or is he just very good at his job? In this essay I will say, 0220
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 23/09/2026“Doctor wants to see you in 6 months? Ok great we have August 23 available” Girl what?! 1131
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 22/09/2026Not sure what this says about me but I loved these games! 2130
Reposted by MarkPochow ✨Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Poll, after poll, after poll, gain after gain, after gain, either this is going to be an absolute bloodbath in November or polling is just simply not something to even be taken seriously going forward. As always, fight like we are 10 points down. 4387
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 20/09/2026A beagle just trotted into this brewery and now I’m back to needing one! 1260
Reposted by MarkPochow ✨Jon Aldric @viennabeef.social · 18/09/2026We’re eating good today folks Orville Peck @jakeismaking.bsky.social Carly Rae Jensen Miley Cyrusmusic.apple.comCavities by Jake Giles on Apple MusicAlbum · 2026 · 10 Songs 2422
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 18/09/2026I need one of those vibration boards to jiggle my brain around. 1230
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 18/09/2026I think it’s time for me to recommit myself on being a gay menace. 1382
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 17/09/2026Crazy how getting attention from hotties on the internet cures my depression 2290
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 16/09/2026Now that I got your attention. Make sure you’re registered to vote. Go to IWillVote.com 4660
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 16/09/2026One day you wake up, get excited to watch dancing with the stars and realize the late 30s are hitting like a truck. 0120
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 15/09/2026Starting with a new comedy partner today! Sure she’s technically a therapist. But I hope she likes my bits. 1220
Reposted by MarkPochow ✨(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Speechless. ✨ 2451
MarkPochow ✨ @markpochow.com · 12/09/2026Wearing a thong to the Kacey Musgraves concert like god herself intended. 1430