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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 5h

Rewatched backrooms tonight. I still think they look fun as hell to have the zoomies in

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bring this shit back i am no longer joking. would rather listen to a 56K modem screech for 4 hours than see 1 more AI slop image

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 17h

I spent most the first 15 years of my life thinking tanning beds were stupid and just a slower way to get cancer and doe and i refused to use them but then in 2006 i watched final destination 3 in theaters and have been a tanning bed convert multiple times a year ever since 🤞🤞🤞

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 18h

The existence of the giving tree implies the existence of the taking tree. In this essay i will

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 20h

Bro i’m about to close so many fucking credit cards; closing those three loans i paid off resulting in an “if you close accounts your score might decrease” message reminds me why i hate credit scores and like the longer i have these cards open and not using them the easier they are to steal anyway

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alternate ending @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

nice try boys, but I’m still against the merger

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bravely coming out as someone that enjoys sniffing sweaty balls and sniffing freshly bathed balls equally

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I bring a big “i care as much as you pay me to” vibe to jobs and that’s why i’ve been unemployed since february lol

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every time i think about deleting all my social media but then remember i crave validation from strangers too much but am too much of a homebody to meet strangers in the wild i think of this song and then quietly Brick myself our of socials for a bit. Touching grass has been huuuuuuuge lately

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Melissa really freaked it with this three line run

Love Sux
Avril Lavigne
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Was it worth what it costed?
I am exhausted
You make me nauseous
Yeah

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Enshittification includes wetwipes where the part you need to grab isn’t in the middle and you tear up a sacrificial piece trying to pull one out

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After bookclub for the book i didnt read i asked everyone to take a postcard from my book of disappointing affirmations and my pull lined up with a note i took while listening to people talk about the book i am now probably gonna read after the fact lolololol

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Oh look at my heart rate, its time to leave

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I should remind myself i survived grad school once and i can probably do it again maybe lol

Left: my 2014 undergrad graduation picture.

Right: my 2018 msba graduation picture

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

been looking through old pictures #TBT to this cute picture my mom took of me in 2015 :)

#TBT to this cute picture my mom took of me in 2015 :)

An xray of my knee ft two screws

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The moral of the romcom practical magic is that when someone you love is abused by their partner, you kill that person; bring them back to life, then kill them again because they were right to be killed and deserve it twice

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was looking through my instagram for a picture to suggest to my friend we use at her wake should she be murdered before i am and instead i found a 2017 throwback of my 2014 halloween #cute #ventriloquistdummy costume 🥰

My 2014 hashtag cute hastag ventriloquist dummy halloween makeup

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Couldnt stop sneezing when i woke up this morning so i took some benadryl and am ready to fuck the hat man

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Anyway goodnight i have made the world’s Most comfortable cocoon on my sofa so that the next time I invite a friend to visit, i know they have have the best sleep Possible and like shit that sounds nice i wanna try it out first

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Like idk i am starting to think that maybe i am not an awful failure and maybe i could try to be kinder to myself. If i heard any one i love talk about themselves the way i sometimes think about myself, i would lovingly tell them to shut the fuck up

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You know what fuck you i’ll spit in my OWN mouth but don’t think too hard about the logistics i’ve thought it through already goodnight !

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just never knew how many chicken tenders come in a 16.99 chicken tender bucket from jewel i’m going to have so many shitty chicken parm sandwiches/wraps the next few days i’m so excited.

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sunglasses are the pup masks of the eyes when you think about it but not too hard; just hard enough to go “hmm, t can see it… wait a-“

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Today i will leave my house and see some friends and not get soo anxious that i make myself sick at the thought of walking outside my front door and being perceived; i mostly believe i might be able to do this

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I will never understand why people say i am spooky anyway i just made an apple music station using lana del rey’s cover of season of the witch from the scary stories to tell in the dark movie; a movie i never watched but a book series i loved intensely in elementary school

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone wt the washington post started watching SMASH

The Washington post
Here's what the drug prednisone does to your body The oral corticosteroid can bring swift relief from pain and swelling - but its many possible side effects and longer-term safety risks often outweigh the benefits.
September 25 at 5:00 AM 2026

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Does anyone wanna come over and watch that one lindsay lohan movie where she plays twins that don’t know about each other fuck what’s it called oh right i know who killed me

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I recently learned that not everyone knows that stress sweat and exertion sweat smell different

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My internal monologue for rhe last 16 hours has been specifically this part of this song

Gibson Girl E
Ethel Cain
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•••
Black leather and dark glasses
Pouring another while I shake my ass
He's cold-blooded so it takes more time to bleed
Obsession with the money, addicted to the drugs
Says he's in love with my body, that's why he's fucking it up

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bro what if instead of calling myself an unemployed full time grad student i just called myself a grad student

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The closest i ever get to feeling supernatural is the specific ways in which technology around me malfunctions when i am distracted and annoyed, my great grandmother studying santeria for a period of her life, and that one date i went on with goody proctor

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Don’t forget to stream fefe dobson’s kiss me fool today, and everyday, as it is a perfect song

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Unfortunately this is the funniest i have ever been and will ever be

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Updating all my alls to side (blower only) because i think i have a fissure and the combination of anxiety and lexapro has decided i don’t get to have blowjobs or top anymore

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why is existing so anxiety inducing jfc

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Holy shit there is so much catharsis in screaming the pre chorus into the chorus of relient k’s christian rock anthem be my escape

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is an insane instagram ad to be served (i’m not even into feet) but the cherry on too was when i went to post this screenshot to make fun of it on my story the suggested song was vanessa hudgens’ sneakernight

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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This really puts stuff like publicly funded third spaces in perspective for me. It's so relatively cheap to build out community centers, gyms, makerspaces, studios etc.

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s a good thing i’m not a hypochondriac

An instagram ad that says

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It's even made by people with chronic illnesses.

bearableapp Built by people with Chronic Illness for people with Chronic Illness...

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My favorite part if this is “if they ask for a recipient” instead of “if they ask for a receipt”

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david alexander @davidalexander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know it will be straight up trash at first but i wanna learn to grow my own weed, i’m sick of disposable vapes and paying for something if i *can* do it myself. Like yeah it’ll suck for a bit but like it’ll be mine. C’mon mama lets research etc

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