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Jason Kamphaugh

@kamphaugh.bsky.social
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I make things that pretend they're other things and spend way too much time thinking about comic books.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel
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Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI ...
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doesn't work. *Sigh* 😔
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This position seems very similar to how we frame the Israelites of Jesus' time. We say that they missed Jesus as Messiah because they were expecting the conquering king instead of the suffering servant. Wolfe seems to want to focus on Jesus in Revelation and not the gospels.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“but God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. ” Romans 5:8 ESV bible.com/bible/59/rom...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
As a northerner, I'm offended that they would call Tater Tot Hotdish a..ugh... "casserole."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This actually made me cry in a pub
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At Hy-Vee & I have questions: *Why are there so many middle aged men here who are wearing bandanas? *Is this some new trend that no one's told me about? *Do *I* need to get a bandana? *What kind of bandana should I get? *If I choose the wrong bandana, will I ignite a gang war?
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fantastic cast! Can't wait to see who's voicing ART!
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As the doctor left the room, he said to me "Don't drink and don't smoke." Sir, I am in my 5th decade of life. If those aren't my vices by now, odds are they never will be.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The problem, as always, is the muffin tins.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Frozen's Princess Anna: It's True Love
Alt: Frozen's Princess Anna: It's True Love
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Came here to ask the exact same question. Glad that my inner 10 year old has found new friends 😁
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When journalists asked me "where we will see the effects of DOGE on outcomes?" one of my responses was "during crises...as long as media connect the dots." Well, dots connected: www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...
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The CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year
“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If one of these archeologists start talking about how precious one of the rings is, we should be very concerned.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Could we please get @hwinkler4real.bsky.social playing Burgum on SNL?
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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just one of the many reasons the Junkies are proud of you, FDO
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yeah, I think you mention that in the podcast announcing the name change. I'm looking forward to that one, too. BTW, good job leaving "the" off the front of the title this time! 😁
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
As he does every dang time. Not to promote another author's work to you, but did you listen to his reading of the audiobook of Hail Mary? Frickin amazing.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@realrayporter.bsky.social Hello, Mr. Porter. Currently listening to your reading of @scottsigler.bsky.social 's Voidstrike. Excellent (or more appropriately "maaaaaagnificent") work as always. I've enjoyed every narration I've heard you do. Thanks for sharing your talent with us!
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Whoever comes on needs to remember the human side of things as well. Sounds like that contributed to KAM's downfall. He just wanted to be shut up in his office with his spreadsheets.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yeah, I keep coming back to that as well. They were a steady hand on the rudder during a pretty bad storm. Felt like that along with back to back playoffs and the FA cup should have bought a little more leeway.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@bobcratchitt.bsky.social Hello! What's your take on the team news, both the trophy and the team moving away from Martin?
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celli @aliascelli.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And evergreen advice for any kind of alarming email/phone call. Something I have struggled to remember when I've been phished, for real.
The defense, increasingly, is a single habit: when an email tells you something alarming about an account, don't respond to the email. Go to the service directly, on your own, the way you always do. If something is really wrong, you'll see it there. If you don't see it there, the email was lying.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Safe travels, Chris!
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is strangely both an Onion story and not an "Onion story". 1. Onion story - story about the Onion 2. "Onion story" - short hand to indicate that a story has to be a parody
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
For the people in the back! EVERY SPORTING EVENT IS BETTER WHEN CALLED BY KEVIN HARLAN!
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
was once New Amsterdam.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Second for me is watching some sort of Minnesota Twins playoff game. Probably during either the 87 or 91 playoff runs.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Well, it's understandable. After all, you've just started to build up your immunity to lidocaine patches.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
No worries. I should have constructed the joke better.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sorry. It was meant to be a play off Princess Bride and iocain powder and the rhyme with lidocaine.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
First and foremost, hope you recover quickly and with a minimum of discomfort moving forward. Secondly, does anyone else have this reaction to seeing "lidocaine patch": "I spent the last few years building up an immunity to lidocaine patches."? Just me? Just me. Cool.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
People need to be more willing to look at a thing, internally say "Well, that's not for me", and just move on with their lives without further comment.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This was the very first song that I sang for my daughter as I walked back and forth with her in the hospital room to comfort her after getting over stimulated by all the visitors. It was also in regular rotation for bedtime song when the kids were little.
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Namdor @smrodman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Unanticipated benefit of being empty nesters: being able to wrap Christmas gifts on the dining room table instead of sitting on the bedroom floor.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I'll end the call with "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Last night, my daughter asked if I would do a mock grad school interview with her to help her prepare. Couple of things: 1. I'm happy to help her out and applaud her drive to be as prepared as she possibly can. 2. I'm trying to figure out what my interview persona will be. Anyone have suggestions?
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Whenever I recommend Taskmaster to someone, I usually say to watch the watermelon task. If they don't like it, they can feel free to move on to something else. If they enjoy it, they'll like the rest of the show.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Just started a new listen through a few days ago. Last night, I was mowing my lawn to the brilliance that is "Baby on a Dog." Huge thanks to you, Scott, and Adam for this show. One of my all time favorite podcasts.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Probably not, but we can pretend it does!
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
You've heard of the Engineering Triangle where there's quality, time, and cost and you get to pick two. I've found that my brain has a similar thing with the members of the band The Police. It can retain two of their names at any given time, but not all three.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Sometimes, I'm not sure if the football players are celebrating a good play or wanting me to steal second.
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Just realized it's already new season day in the UK! Up the Blues!
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I wish there was a button for "Interested but not for the reasons you think I'd be interested."
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Jason Kamphaugh @kamphaugh.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Dear Amazon, If you're going to put out a commercial claiming to celebrate a small business based in Grand Forks, ND, maybe in the background of the outdoor shot you shouldn't have *MOUNTAINS*.
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