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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 18h
Autumn tableau
A black cat sits, tail curled around her legs, on a porch railing next to a lot of red mums, two small empty tera cotta pots to the side, evening autumn glow in the background. Don't worry, she's only allowed outside when I'm porch standing and goes nowhere.
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have no idea what it was but it was on regular television and it was some guy in the woods who got rabies and he was just looking insane and drinking water as fast as he could out of his hand at a lake or stream and I can still sort of see his face
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
independent.co.uk
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TnW...
youtube.com
Kids In The Hall - Fattening Up Our Tapeworms (correct sync)
YouTube video by MrCrapmatic
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do I write with AI? No. I write with the spite I inherited from my disapproving ancestors who keep trying to convince me the profit would be so much easier if I just started a cult already FFS
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My brother in law has been low key (not that low) driving me insane for awhile now but there's nothing I can really do about it so...
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I guess bro
ALT: I guess bro
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He doesn't have the brain cell today
A long orange cat stretched out in a tall bar chair one back leg and his tail hanging odd the edge eyes closed
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don't need to be the smartest, strongest, or fastest to succeed. You simply need to redefine success to include reading, napping, and eating your weight in fried potatoes.
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are having a glorious rainy day but not everyone agrees
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah I'm going to pimp my ride! (splurge on the wildlife conservation license plate with the red salamander on it)
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Bob Fry @bobfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October Country by Ray Bradbury. (for @tomsbrown.bsky.social & all others who love this month)
OCTOBER COUNTRY
... that country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are mist; where noons go quickly, dusks and twilights linger, and midnights stay. That country composed in the main of cellars, sub-cellars, coal-bins, closets, attics, and pantries faced away from the sun.
That country whose people are autumn people, thinking only autumn thoughts. Whose people passing at night on the empty walks sound like rain....
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ridiculous creatures
There cats, one orange, one black, one Siamese share a high bar chair
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not me developing an expensive skincare routine habit in my 40s like it's going to counteract 20+ years of zero skincare routine and lots of sun.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you think orcas are ever like "yeah we harvested yacht 78"
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sir I am trying to bathe
An orange cat has his paws on the edge of the bathtub and is looking curiously into the water
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3 always 3
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After nearly a year and half my son's girlfriend discovered we do have a porch light and I'm actually always standing in the dark on purpose. She seemed to think this was strange
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San Francisco Zoo & Gardens @sfzoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wolverine Molly had first dibs on some new log enrichment but Edward quickly showed her how to best use it for maximum scratchies! 🎥: Sammy C.
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have an extremely enthusiastic mocking bird in my yard and I think it's fucking with my Merlin
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey there
A monarch butterfly, wings spread, feeds on white aster flowers
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Gwen Pearson @bug-gwen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fall is a great time to .... do nothing around the yard and create habitat 🍂🍁🙂
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waking up realizing it's the 2nd anniversary of Hurricane Helene & getting unexpectedly choked up. The town I live in got lucky & only caught the outer edge of the direct storm but the horror I felt at seeing places I love devastated still lingers. The river in town hit the 2nd highest recorded lvl
The river a muddy brown has doubled in size The river, a muddy brown , completely covers the city parkThe river, a muddy brown, engulfs a park shelter The NOAA data showing the New River in Radford cresting at just over 31ft. Still a few feet below the record of 36ft set in the 40s
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How about some yard critters from the past couple of weeks?
An eastern cottontail stretches upright in the tall grass sniffing the air while munching a long strand of grassA rusty spider wasp drags away a wolf spider for a snackA bumble bee, absolutely covered in grains of pollen, enjoys the surface of an orange echinacea flowerA monarch butterfly alights in the brain and green grass
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There was just the cutest molting cardinal outside my kitchen window but I wasn't fast enough to get a pic
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is early on a Saturday morning, the air is crisp and cool, the geese are honking overhead.
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New supervisor is picking me up in a couple hours to get my new truck/computer/phone....here we go!
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are so many birds in my yard again. Some stick around all year, but welcome back to the travelers!
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I highly recommend this account
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
About to go turn in my work truck etc. Things are happening...it's real. Feels weird lol
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is the day after the equinox, the temperature has plummeted, it is gray and blustery, I am here for it
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got myself locked out of my work phone the day before I give it back 🤦‍♀️ Sorry IT
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The witch's calendar is not only told by suns and moons, but by her constant harvest. She knows her place in the year by gifts of the land. Her garnering bag full of tomorrow's magical inks and cures that will be needed in the harshness of winter. – #EmilyCBanting, 1981 #WitchSky
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He looks extremely skeptical, like he knows if he looks into that thing a giant lidless eye will stare back and make him eat cherry tomatoes in a disturbing manor
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We were at dinner, downtown in a college town, and all these couples were walking by, girls in their club dresses, dudes in their kakis and blazers and they were going into the place next door, which used to be a mediocre restaurant.
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I also turned in my last complaint report for the old job today which honestly feels amazing lol. Plus made the plan to hand over my truck/equipment/etc to my supervisor Wed morning which means I pretty much get Thursday as a bonus paid day off bc I won't have any stuff.
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today is @dontoshin.bsky.social and my 20th anniversary, which is actually insane but here we are!! Going for Indian to celebrate then leaving tomorrow for a long weekend in a cabin in the mountains!!
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had all the anxiety dreams last night and could have done without that lol
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A fucking mosquito bit me 3 times on my ass cheeks/crack while I was on the toilet and I'm just not prepared for this level of indignity.
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Cannibal Borscht
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: Nuclear weapons Quicksand The big Cheshire Cat's that chased me in my dreams The huge genie guy who had slaves carrying crates I used to see in the textured ceiling of my bedroom and if I looked a him too long I'd get sucked in and have to carry crates
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 13/09/2026
food in the United States right now: "Good night, sleep well. I'll surely kill you in the morning."
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The Poison Garden @thepoisongarden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Datura stramonium illustration from "Les fleurs des moissons: des cultures, du bord des routes et des décombres" by Émile Gadeceau, 1914.
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My husband when I hit him with the Green Lung, Ghost, Siters of Mercy line up
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How Drunk Are You Right Now Are You Drunk
Alt: How Drunk Are You Right Now?
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not me happily spending an hour this morning reading up on new horror releases and picking out what I want on audible while studiously ignoring the ones I haven't listened to yet...
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There should be a word for the relief you feel when you wake up early and then remember it's Saturday
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sorry for all the posts. It's Friday, I've been stressed, and I've been drinking wine. AMA
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Listened to the new Green Lung on repeat three times today while writing a report and it made my day
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Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me talking to the siri in my work truck is some My Fair Lady elocution shit. It does not understand me in my natural state.
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