Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen 0132
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have no idea what it was but it was on regular television and it was some guy in the woods who got rabies and he was just looking insane and drinking water as fast as he could out of his hand at a lake or stream and I can still sort of see his face 220
Reposted by KalliopiSaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENAindependent.co.ukGang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South PacificCrew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck 391373384
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TnW...youtube.comKids In The Hall - Fattening Up Our Tapeworms (correct sync)YouTube video by MrCrapmatic 150
Reposted by Kalliopi🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do I write with AI? No. I write with the spite I inherited from my disapproving ancestors who keep trying to convince me the profit would be so much easier if I just started a cult already FFS 623712
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My brother in law has been low key (not that low) driving me insane for awhile now but there's nothing I can really do about it so...static.klipy.comI guess broALT: I guess bro 160
Reposted by KalliopiEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You don't need to be the smartest, strongest, or fastest to succeed. You simply need to redefine success to include reading, napping, and eating your weight in fried potatoes. 48922
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We are having a glorious rainy day but not everyone agrees 1110
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah I'm going to pimp my ride! (splurge on the wildlife conservation license plate with the red salamander on it) 170
Reposted by KalliopiBob Fry @bobfry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026October Country by Ray Bradbury. (for @tomsbrown.bsky.social & all others who love this month) 25117
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not me developing an expensive skincare routine habit in my 40s like it's going to counteract 20+ years of zero skincare routine and lots of sun. 0140
Reposted by KalliopiShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you think orcas are ever like "yeah we harvested yacht 78" 419813
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026After nearly a year and half my son's girlfriend discovered we do have a porch light and I'm actually always standing in the dark on purpose. She seemed to think this was strange 190
Reposted by KalliopiSan Francisco Zoo & Gardens @sfzoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wolverine Molly had first dibs on some new log enrichment but Edward quickly showed her how to best use it for maximum scratchies! 🎥: Sammy C. 17212
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have an extremely enthusiastic mocking bird in my yard and I think it's fucking with my Merlin 1110
Reposted by KalliopiGwen Pearson @bug-gwen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fall is a great time to .... do nothing around the yard and create habitat 🍂🍁🙂 05615
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Waking up realizing it's the 2nd anniversary of Hurricane Helene & getting unexpectedly choked up. The town I live in got lucky & only caught the outer edge of the direct storm but the horror I felt at seeing places I love devastated still lingers. The river in town hit the 2nd highest recorded lvl 3170
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How about some yard critters from the past couple of weeks? 2180
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There was just the cutest molting cardinal outside my kitchen window but I wasn't fast enough to get a pic 190
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It is early on a Saturday morning, the air is crisp and cool, the geese are honking overhead. 2120
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026New supervisor is picking me up in a couple hours to get my new truck/computer/phone....here we go! 1120
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There are so many birds in my yard again. Some stick around all year, but welcome back to the travelers! 150
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026About to go turn in my work truck etc. Things are happening...it's real. Feels weird lol 190
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It is the day after the equinox, the temperature has plummeted, it is gray and blustery, I am here for it 1150
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I got myself locked out of my work phone the day before I give it back 🤦♀️ Sorry IT 1100
Reposted by Kalliopihookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The witch's calendar is not only told by suns and moons, but by her constant harvest. She knows her place in the year by gifts of the land. Her garnering bag full of tomorrow's magical inks and cures that will be needed in the harshness of winter. – #EmilyCBanting, 1981 #WitchSky 021626
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He looks extremely skeptical, like he knows if he looks into that thing a giant lidless eye will stare back and make him eat cherry tomatoes in a disturbing manor 2142
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We were at dinner, downtown in a college town, and all these couples were walking by, girls in their club dresses, dudes in their kakis and blazers and they were going into the place next door, which used to be a mediocre restaurant. 190
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I also turned in my last complaint report for the old job today which honestly feels amazing lol. Plus made the plan to hand over my truck/equipment/etc to my supervisor Wed morning which means I pretty much get Thursday as a bonus paid day off bc I won't have any stuff. 1120
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Today is @dontoshin.bsky.social and my 20th anniversary, which is actually insane but here we are!! Going for Indian to celebrate then leaving tomorrow for a long weekend in a cabin in the mountains!! 8190
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had all the anxiety dreams last night and could have done without that lol 150
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A fucking mosquito bit me 3 times on my ass cheeks/crack while I was on the toilet and I'm just not prepared for this level of indignity. 091
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: Nuclear weapons Quicksand The big Cheshire Cat's that chased me in my dreams The huge genie guy who had slaves carrying crates I used to see in the textured ceiling of my bedroom and if I looked a him too long I'd get sucked in and have to carry crates 190
Reposted by KalliopiJordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 13/09/2026food in the United States right now: "Good night, sleep well. I'll surely kill you in the morning." 0305
Reposted by KalliopiThe Poison Garden @thepoisongarden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Datura stramonium illustration from "Les fleurs des moissons: des cultures, du bord des routes et des décombres" by Émile Gadeceau, 1914. 0233
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My husband when I hit him with the Green Lung, Ghost, Siters of Mercy line upstatic.klipy.comHow Drunk Are You Right Now Are You DrunkAlt: How Drunk Are You Right Now? 0100
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Not me happily spending an hour this morning reading up on new horror releases and picking out what I want on audible while studiously ignoring the ones I haven't listened to yet... 180
Reposted by KalliopiSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey wait a minute: maybe the quicksand we grew up worrying about turned out to be our phones 48836251
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There should be a word for the relief you feel when you wake up early and then remember it's Saturday 090
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sorry for all the posts. It's Friday, I've been stressed, and I've been drinking wine. AMA 1130
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Listened to the new Green Lung on repeat three times today while writing a report and it made my day 1120
Kalliopi @kalliopi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me talking to the siri in my work truck is some My Fair Lady elocution shit. It does not understand me in my natural state. 290