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Kallan Larsen

@kallamanders.bsky.social
125 followers 106 following 93 posts

sociologist, great laker, pickle-maker. she/her

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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mista broitsoide innit
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ace @aceanbender.com · 19/09/2026
does the btn pbp guy think the killers are british?
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I love my macbook, but it’s been 12 years and I still have to google “ctrl alt del mac” on my phone every time my computer stops responding
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/03/2026
LMAO at Duke radio calling for a celebration tech on UConn
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
sorry to be this person, but i just know a new phoebe bridgers album would fix me
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Duke’s Mayo Bowl @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nicole must have just seen Miracle Whip.
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Challengers. we were hootin’ and hollerin’. at the “you’re 31, you have a better shot with…” line, someone behind me whispered, “oh my god…”
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
and I'd do it again!
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
my husband just told me (while trying to make me feel better about replacing our HVAC) when he read Housebuying for Dummies it said you should pay 5% of your home value in maintenance per year. which works out to almost exactly $500/week for us lol
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just want to say a firm good afternoon to Dusty May, hope his day is going great
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
lactation pods in the airport: good needing an app to open them: evil
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
thankful to finally be in a whimsical bowl game, although “cheez-it citrus bowl” sounds like prime munchies food
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
being in an airport is kind of like being a parent because you get to see people walk for the first time
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
in-laws moved to chicago from TX and did not have a shovel or ice melt for the foot of snow that’s coming. the absolute glee I felt running to the store to put into practice what I’ve been training for for 3 decades needs to be studied
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
wearing my lions sweatshirt with my carhartt beanie so people at the airport know the beanie isn’t performative
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
what does the M stand for
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I need a cigarette (Coke Zero)
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incapotomus.bsky.social @incapotomus.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Screaming obscenities in the bar over a targeting call in a 17 point game. Football’s back baby.
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social i hate this timeline
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
this is my son’s first college football game, and I love that for him.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
okay time 2 become the worst version of myself
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PGCMLS Libraries @pgcmls.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
One of our librarians just tracked down “a book with a red cover and I think a romance plot that I might have read in the 9th grade,” can AI do that? (unsurprisingly, the book was blue)
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
heard a squeaking noise while the kettle was on to boil. tell my why my first thought was to open the merlin bird ID app 💀
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
do 7-11s in other countries have free slurpee day on november 7?
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Nerds.
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
a fricking men
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy." Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
today i learned you can head butt in basketball
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Corey the Scary Street @cstrable.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
MICHIGAN HAD PLAYERS DRAFTED AT PICKS 13 AND 10
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Thinking of the time Mason Graham scooped a fumble with a club hand
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
mason graham well done thou good and faithful servant
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/03/2025
In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
POR. QUÉ. NO. LOS. DOS.
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
yesterday’s wordle: Wordle 1,362 6/6* 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Princess Diaries dancing scene. “It’s a wango?” “No”
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
What if they simply went undefeated, ended the career of the greatest coach in the sport, and were way cooler in every single way
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
this is the most egregious. noel fielding-a$$ hairdo
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
the disguises on the americans are so funny. most of them are fine, some of them are awful, and none of them would fool anybody
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
being famous enough for Jeopardy to write a clue about you but not being famous enough for anyone to know the answer is either the ideal or funniest level of fame
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
one day you’re a kid and the next you have to make an emergency leek run
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
thinking about the Brazilian who roasted my husband for referring to himself as an American: "America extends from the farthest north of Greenland to the tip of Tierra del Fuego." Someone should tell Trump and his cronies about that re: Gulf of America
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
receipts
Bernadette
Missed audio call
Tap to call back
Hi your husband Ruben is at Albertsons lost
can you please call the store and give him the address to the Airbnb
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
seeing some really inaccurate reporting Trump did not revoke the Equal Employment Opportunity Act (1972). The president can’t just revoke laws. He revoked the Equal Employment Opportunity Order (1965).
The Equal Employment Opportunity Act of 1972 is a United States federal law which amended Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 (the "1964 Act") to strengthen protections against employment discrimination. It prohibits discrimination in the workplace based on race, color, national origin, sex, religion, age, disability, and marital or familial status. Specifically, it empowered the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission to take enforcement action against individuals, employers, and labor unions which violated the employment provisions of the 1964 Act, and expanded the jurisdiction of the commission as well. It also required employers to make reasonable accommodation for the religious practices of employees.[4]Executive Order 11246, signed by President Lyndon Johnson on September 24, 1965, established requirements for non-discriminatory practices in hiring and employment on the part of U.S. government contractors. From the US Department of Labor website.
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
ok this is evil, right?
neighborhood listserv email offering a handmade porcelain baby doll “free to good home.” attached photo shows sleeping baby doll with f*ck *ss wig
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
for the record, we had been married for 3 weeks and he knows my phone number now.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
your husband was out there like a talking labrador retriever, I am Doug, I am your friend, please send me home
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I once got a facebook message request from a woman named bernadette that my husband was "lost at albertson's" because he went for a run without his phone, got lost, and did not know my phone number
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'm an absolute baby about the heat and humidity of NC in the summer, so I really need to learn sympathy for those who cannot handle 1/2" of snow and cold temperatures
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I just read this aloud to my husband and he excitedly asked, “is it true?!”
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
the best offense is a really bad opposing offense
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Kallan Larsen @kallamanders.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
are we so back?
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