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Aristurtle

@kakapou.bsky.social
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Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring. Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys. He/him

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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Share one of your comfort shows! 📺🖤
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a volleyball player with the number 9 on his back
Alt: A volleyball play between the two main characters of the sports anime, Haikyu.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Drop a letter, make a movie infinitely better: Raveheart Oldfinger Shag Chi Passion of the Chris Star Wars: Attack of the Cones
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
#ASongOrMovieForNutrition Dude, Where's My Carbs?
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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a cartoon character from star wars says `` oh , no '' .
Alt: Jar Jar from Star Wars says `` oh , no '' .
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I might start drawing again. I haven't drawn by hand in almost seventeen years. For a few years in between I did do digital art but I used a mouse for that. I suppose it's going to take a while to shed the rust, and I should not get disappointed by how appalling my skills have become.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Tuberculosis was once called consumption. People with tuberculosis were called consumers.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
All Caesar and no salad.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I used to Google random stuff. It was fun. Now I'm literally afraid to, because I don't want it to suddenly affect my YouTube recommendations. No, Google, I *don't* want to watch videos related to medieval shoes. I was curious *once* for two fucking minutes. Is duck duck go the only alternative?
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
We hear the footsteps From those leather boots each night; Grandpa never left. #haikuhorrorprompt #haiku #prompt #writingcommunity
Black and white picture with the silhouette of a man with a cane standing near a bench under the branches of a leafless tree.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
We hear the footsteps From those leather boots each night; Grandpa never left. #haikuhorrorprompt #haiku #prompt #writingcommunity
Black and white picture with the silhouette of a man with a cane standing near a bench under the branches of a leafless tree.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Drop something GREEN 🦖🐍🖤🐉🐊
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a close up of a man with green hair wearing glasses with a blue sky in the background
Alt: A close up of Midorima Shintaro, from the anime Kuroko no Basketball, with green hair and wearing glasses, with a blue sky in the background.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
A thought shattered As I fell asleep. Into a million shards With sharp edges That cut into my dreams- That night, till I woke up Aching, and unwilling, To a reality that bled grey. #poetry #writingcommunity
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
#ASongOrMovieForThoseInUniforms Small Soldiers
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a toy soldier says " there will be no mercy " in front of another toy soldier
Alt: a toy soldier says " there will be no mercy " in front of other toy soldiers
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Just a silly text image
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite -self deprechaun
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
A pixel image of Hugh Laurie as House MD with text on the side that says - Congrats, you're not dying. Well, technically, you are, but not really faster than anybody else.
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🌈 Missy @adorablecyb.org · 06/03/2026
we started the visa process yesterday, this is now becoming reality 😳 got a spare few bucks you can throw at my family? no? that's fine - could you boost this instead for us? a repost is just as valuable as a donation 🙂‍↕️ 💸💕
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/03/2026
people are so extraordinary in what they can do
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Post an iconic horror movie image 🖤
The vengeful ghost of Sadako climbing out of the television screen in the iconic Japanese horror movie Ringu/Ring.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
#ASongOrMovieForWaysToDrink School On The Rocks Taken, Not Stirred Chugging Express
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Watching the French horror series Marianne on #Netflix.
Poster for the French horror series Marianne on Netflix. It shows an older woman wearing a dirty looking blindfold with a black cross at the center. She has scars on her face and is smiling.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A very poorly made horror film can be more depressing than half decent drama.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutTheNose Dr. Nose The Nostrils Have Eyes I Nose What You Did Last Summer
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. I'm happy with this arrangement. 😄
Taeyeon, korean pop singer and member of legendary group, Girls' Generation.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Looking for a few, relatively new, horror movie recommendations. The supernatural kind, to be specific. Not psych thrillers. Please help. #movies
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Drop something MUSCULAR 🏋️‍♀️ 🖤 💪
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all might from my hero academia is laughing with his hand on his forehead in front of a cherry blossom tree
Alt: all might from my hero academia is laughing with his hand on his forehead in front of a cherry blossom tree
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
With all due respect to Robert Frost, if Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that the 'road less traveled' always leads to a cabin occupied by a family of murderous hillbillies.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Yesterday my parents celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary. 🥳
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
My adorable subjects...
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I had stopped watching Culinary Class Wars, Season 2, at the midway point and got side tracked into other shows. I regret it now bc my fave Korean chef actually won! I adore this person, and am watching two more shows featuring them. I had no idea they were the S2 winner. Wow. #Netflix #Korea
Poster for the Netflix cooking competition show, Culinary Class Wars.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Damnit, the chefs I'm rooting for hardly ever win. It's become a sad pattern after a dozen episodes. 😔 Still, fun to watch. #Netflix #Korean
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Watching a few Korean reality shows as of late. Mostly cooking, travel and comedy ones. Currently hooked on the long running show, Chef & My Fridge. Unfortunately, not all seasons are available on my region's Netflix. Still, plenty of episodes to enjoy.
Poster for long running Korean cooking/comedy chat show, Chef & My Fridge.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Got my foximax in one today. :) 🦊#FoxiMax #1235 1/8 www.foximax.com 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #WQuers
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Holy hell, folks. Please protect your mental health. Mute words and phrases today with an automatic expiration by going into settings. If you know what happened in Minneapolis, you know what you need to know for now.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The man in tattered clothes sat by the road as always, having lived many lives, adorned with pity and contempt plucked from the countless gazes that barely lingered on him. He had nothing, and needed nothing. Perhaps, someday, with an unmourned death, he would return to something. #vss365 #prompt
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 08/01/2026
Thank you for your guide to getting off, I will be bookmarking this That came out wrong
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Watching Weak Hero Class 2 on Netflix. Two episodes in.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Another satisfying "2 tries each for normal and bonus Thirdle" day. This is the Jan 8th one btw. It's just past midnight for me. #WQuers #Thirdle
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Share a smile 😃 🖤
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a close up of a person 's face with their eyes closed and a smile on their face .
Alt: a close up of a person with a menacing smile on their face .
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The headmaster's voice boomed across the school yard. The students, in their white uniforms, stood in neat lines, their eyes glazed over and thoughts aimlessly fluttering far away. Then, he ended his speech, and for a moment, there played a symphony of many relieved sighs. #vss365
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Okay, so there were some twists and turns, but it was pretty easy to see them coming. Not bad overall. A decent slasher film.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
*blushes and giggles in gratitude*
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
US news at this point is like the opening scroll for a low budget 80s dystopian movie.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Life is just buffering death.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Watching the Italian slasher film, A Classic Horror Story on Netflix. Decent so far. Straightforward premise.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The Indian Civil Services Exam is a ridiculously tough one. In 2022, over 573,000 people took it and only around a 1000 were selected. Its success rate is about 0.078 percent, apparently. The written exam tests your in depth knowledge on a broad range of subjects, including current affairs.
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Got my normal and bonus Thirdle in 2 tries today. It's been a few days of getting it in 2 for one or the other, but not both. So yay. :) #WQuers #Thirdle
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Aristurtle @kakapou.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
As the vicious heat reached a feverish crescendo by noon, the man unbuttoned his shirt, obscenely damp from sweat, and leaned back in the patio chair. He felt a faint breeze caress his weary body, and raised the cold beer can to his lips, to savor that true summer's delight. #vss365 #prompt
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