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Kaj Tanaka

@kajtanaka.bsky.social
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writer / teacher / dad / goblin

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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My student told me I dress like a rejected Friends cast member...major moment of self knowledge unlocked!
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Anyone willing to share some favorite poetry collections published in the last 5 years? (Ideally collections featuring some prose poems 💝)
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
What the holy fascist fuck?!
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
teaching in carhartt work pants and boots today which feels like a true level up when you teach at as rural college
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
just ate two rancid lindor truffles
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Reading list for spring...I always try to teach like it's my last semester because at some point it will be 😸
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I have a dairy hangover from drinking an entire thing of eggnog
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I will always be here to see @ambersparks.bsky.social dunk on this long-winded, cruel, uncaring, stupid, incoherent, and somehow (somehow!) beloved children's program (And thanks @barrelhouse.bsky.social for publishing it) www.barrelhousemag.com/online-lit/n...
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No One Deserves Happiness in Christmas Town, by Amber Sparks — Barrelhouse
Christmas Town. What a dreadful, dismal, backwater dump Have you been? And what I mean is, have you been since you were small and rather naïve?
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Oh wow! I love these poems by @simeonberry.bsky.social in @havehashad.com It's not every day I get to read poems about playing D&D and being a 5th grader...What a treat! www.havehashad.com/hadposts/2-p...
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2 Poems by Simeon Berry
The LaMacchia kids were kind of jerks and destined to have unsuccessful mustaches but the older one was a decent Dungeon Master when working theatrically from a module, where he’d surprise us with ...
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just noticed maybe the worst scarecrow
Still image from Lord of the Rings in which Sam and Frodo are in the foreground, and in the background is a scarecrow covered in crows
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just wow...love this little essay in @havehashad.com by Jessica Dawn thinking about how to change my classes next semester so I can teach it www.havehashad.com/hadposts/i-h...
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I have some notes on the family legend by Jessica Dawn
Grandma told us once that great-great grand uncle John lived in the part of the country that gets the coldest[1] and he built a cabin out there,[2] the cabin where he’d count down his last days when t...
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Listening to mm... Food while cooking has become a Thanksgiving tradition
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Jon Hickey @jonvhickey.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Proud to see BIG CHIEF on this list of Indigenous fiction. What a lineup! booktrib.com/2024/11/26/c...
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Celebrate Native American Heritage Month With 14 New Releases | BookTrib.
This month is National Native American Heritage Month. It’s a time to celebrate and recognize the rich heritage, customs, folklore, languages, stories, issues faced by and contributions of Indigenous ...
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
firing up disco elysium again to help me make peace with all the knocking chaos
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
These pose poems by Daniel Findlay in @havehashad.com "Lately I’ve been hanging around gas stations. They pull me in like a planet tugs a flailing comet." 🫥 fucking slaps 🫥 www.havehashad.com/hadposts/two...
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Two Poems by Daniel Findlay
Unveiling the Dog The fence trembles in the mangled dawn. Pre-disaster blues have got this whole town feeling like death row. No luck the wire cutters seem to be pleading at you. Bleeding all over ...
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Bud Smith @budsmith.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Here’s a reading list, hung on my fridge, I’ve been working through
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I know @thedrevlow.bsky.social and he's a regular dude who dresses cute and gives good hugs This story though...it's bananas 😻 milkcandyreview.home.blog/2024/11/21/f...
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FRIENDS, FAMILY, NEIGHBORS, & COWORKERS WERE ALL SHOCKED ~ by Drevlow
Today I’m the friend getting interviewed on Dateline because nobody in the family will actually do the interview. Today I can tell you what was going on in the minds of the family members and my ch…
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This thing by Mollie O’Leary in @havehashad.com is terrifying and I want it everywhere! www.havehashad.com/ckrs4
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Cento by Mollie O’Leary
Text from the Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children (1949) & the Illinois Test of Psycholinguistic Abilities (1961) Where does your story begin? I HIT WITH MY HANDS; I KICK WITH ...
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Anyone have lyric essays they love and would recommend? I'm pretty much ignorant...there's no rec too basic for this guy 😸
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
they gave me one cookie to decorate at our toddler play group so I tried to make it count
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
drinking chicken soup out of an ordinary travel mug like I'm chaos itself
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Prepping a class about desire for next semester... Current reading list: Eros the bittersweet Symposium Gravity and grace Iktomi stories if you can think of any other texts about desire, color me interested! ...esp looking for a novel in the public domain
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I have a cute little story over at @cottonxenomorph.bsky.social about meeting a ghost at the grocery store and really feeling "living on a prayer" by bon jovi 👻😻 www.cottonxenomorph.com/journal/2024...
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Expiration Dates — Cotton Xenomorph
BY Kaj Tanaka We are at the grocery store looking for expensive cheeses and salad kits in the discount bin like we do. There’s an old man kind of hovering over our shoulder. He acts impressed with ...
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
"the impossibility of bats: a pseudo-sestina" is every bit as weird and wonderful as it sounds. Thanks @taracampbell.bsky.social for this treat! gargoylemagazine.com/tara-campbel...
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Tara Campbell
Tara Campbell Back to Gargoyle Online The Impossibility of Bats: A Pseudo-Sestina It’s glaringly clear. You’re lying. You’ve never cared about babies. You only care about bats. If you have to liste…
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Author Nation taught me that self publishing is very much worth thinking about...even if you write experimental arty stuff like me. Controlling the way you make money is huge and my sense is most of us would make more money in self publishing (though still not very much😿)
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Okay now I'm drunk on Vegas priced beer and about to see Kevin Smith...my life is maybe getting more rad
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
just got high with a podcaster and now I'm eating sticky buns until I die
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I'm attending Author Nation in Las Vegas this week bc I'm low-key self publishing curious. ...what I've learned about my poetry collection: don't self publish it 😿
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
My student is wearing a Swans Children of God shirt and it's so rad, I'm tempted to just give him an A in the class right here and now
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Omg guys... It's the saddest spam ever!
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
I know it's a plague but I kind of live for spam these days
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Bitchy marginalia is one of the purest forms of art
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Behold! The best thing I've found in a long time!
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
I'm attracting the best bots these days 👾
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
So apparently I have a little crystal that formed inside my inner ear which is why I'm getting these sublime dizzy spells like every hour or so... It's so amazing...I hope I'm never cured
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
my wife and I had a baby and it turns out he's a little goblin who eats smashed tater tots off the floor just like his parents...we love him so much
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Young Thug's new album sounds pretty good and the Internet is a nightmare world...happy fucking Thanksgiving
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
I'm going to watch The Beach tonight and I'm so excited
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Sometimes a book really does unlock a whole world
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
My clickbait is truly going next level. ...also "Cruise Hive" is the best named publication I've seen in a great while
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Calling it a Jack “of” Lantern on a first date because her profile said sapiosexual
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Death sliding into the kitchen at midnight while the house is quiet to eat your last cheese dog (the one you've been saving)
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
The spiders have once again started their annual move into the little space behind my toilet, and once again I'm a little flattered
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
from ENCYCLOPEDIA YEAR BOOK 1985
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
my student is writing a research paper about the loneliness of stock photos and I'm feeling that idea so hard
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
I'm such a big fan of anyone who spells it "xtreme"
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
If I could add a scene to the mad max movies, it would be the montage (currently implied) where they loot a dick's sporting goods and take only hockey gear
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
it has been a quiet morning...I can hear the refrigerator
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
when i was a kid i was at the zoo and they had a horse and as i got closer i saw it had my face instead of a horses face. it was laying down then a zoo keeper pulled it off by its rear hooves because it was dead. i think it affected me
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Kaj Tanaka @kajtanaka.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Sunday business
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