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Home of Chicken Toad. Parent to dog sized cat and cat sized dog.

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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NorCal Ren Faire, great success as Big Rat.
Big rat costume, in a sunhat, in front of the Toad In The Hole stand at the California NorCal Ren Faire
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you care about keeping the Academy of Natural Sciences open to the public in Philadelphia, I need you to read and share this thread. Trish Wellenbach was sent from the mayor's office to oversee the Academy of Natural sciences situation. She needs to hear from us. Here comes the action item:
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Powered by spite.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Accidentally allowed my dog to bully some exchange students into petting him. In my defense, it is morning and I am not awake.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning, team. We have 3.5 days until Drexel closes the Academy of Natural Sciences. It’s time for you- yeah YOU- to make some calls. Step 1: Tell the following people we need help pressuring Drexel to keep the museum open: Josh Shaprio 717-787-2500 Mayor Parker's 215-686-2181
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Earl wishes to convey his displeasure. (He is fine, his dinner was 1.02 minutes later than he thought it should be.)
A grey tuxedo cat with green eyes screaming at the camera, while standing over an overturned food dish. Text reads "HIM SCREM"
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
It's almost amateur vegetable sculptor season.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19/09/2026
Things are getting tight out there. So a few general tips: 1) Make a “menu” for the week before grocery shopping. Be ready to change it based on sales, but if you know what you’re making and the ingredients it’s easier to budget.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm watching a show, and they are describing a character as "unforgettable", and I was trying to figure out why. Eventually, they say the character is "a smoke show" and I ... do not agree.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This man is a treasure.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Save the Academy organizers need some volunteers to help hand out informational flyers at the academy of natural sciences this weekend. If you are able to help please get in touch via this contact form save-the-academy.org/contact.html
save-the-academy.org
Contact us — Save the Academy
Questions, press, partnerships, or a way to help? Write to the Save the Academy campaign.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lol. Lmao, even. The right ricocheting wildly between "women owe us more sex" and "we will withhold sex from women until they disavow feminism"
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Curse ai and it's supporters into the nine hells. And if there are more hells, I curse them there as well. I will even develop more hells to drop ai supporters into as soon as I can broker a new agreement with hell's real estate manager.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Attention:
Large fluffy grey cat with yellowy eyes sitting on a white plush blanket with a small white dog. The dog has his tongue hanging out, and his eyes are staring in slightly different directions.

(Stewie is not our dog, he is actually Earl's dog.)
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Inkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
DOLLY PARTON'S MEMORIAL POTATO THREAD If Dolly loved potatoes and we can't all get together and share potato dishes at her funeral Wanna honor her spirit with spuds? and share our favorite potato dishes? Drop your favorite potato recipes below (links are cool!) (pizza okay too, according to gif)
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Dolly Parton Enjoys Taco Bell Mexican Pizza
Alt: Dolly Parton Enjoys Taco Bell Mexican Pizza - yes I know this is a potato thread but there weren't any gifs of that
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jentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 25/08/2026
he has a free text line, ijs 1-888-311-1846
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
U.S. CPSC: "I know consumer safety agencies that use subtlety and they are all cowards."
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They only want compromise when someone else is winning
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
THE RULE HAS BEEN INVOKED! SHARE IMMEDIATELY
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Because I am Mentally Unwell, I have decided to take it upon myself to build a warlock patron (for DND 5e) who is the Dungeon Master.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The creators of the Torment Nexus, based on popular sci-fi novel "Don't Build The Torment Nexus", would agree!
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Trying to kill the part of myself that feels embarrassed for asking, but I'm between freelance payments right now and really hurting for money if anyone has interest in buying some sweet threads www.fibonaccideathspiral.com or prints www.inprnt.com/gallery/velv...
sweater with the Fibonacci Death Spiral logo, showing a painting I did of a skull with two golden fibonacci spirals wrapped around the eye socketsT-shirt of a painting of a woman riding a dragon
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is so important, you can't become skilled at something without doing the something long enough (and probably badly enough, in the beginning), to improve. Much though I am frustrated by not being instantly good at things, being bad at it will (eventually) lead to being better, and even good!
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A meme made by me.
Butterfly meme with text "Is this pickleball"?
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
well this kinda hit me like a ton of bricks not to "kids today" but it's fucked that so many people can't even remember existing in a world where you couldn't be clipped by some shitbag's phone video recording to get clowned on social media for. That's such a ubiquitous risk of being outside now
a screenshot from twitter, a user posts a compilation of early Toby McGuire spider-man taking off his mask or using his powers, saying "this dude would've been caught on his first day"
quoted by someone saying, "It's unbelievable the number of zoomers who don't understand that the whole thing about living in a perpetual decentralized police state is something from 10~ years ago."
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Really good piece. "You used to be able to be poor in a city and still live in it." A city dies when its working people cannot afford living there.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Like wasps and hornets, the Tiresome Literature Boy may be irritating on a one-on-one level, but they are crucial parts of the ecosystem.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Briefly forgot the Spanish word for "spider" mixed up with the word for "orange", and created a monstrosity.
A pencil sketch titled "Naranja Araña" of a cutie orange with a leaf attached to the stem, tarantula legs, and two "cuties" stickers placed like the eyes on Spiderman's mask.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is specifically for Scotland/Wales/England, but the script cards would be very useful in certain USA locations and/or certain individuals as well. Having a planned way to respond in bathroom-access confrontations can really help de-escalate things.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love when I swallow a bite of taco slightly incorrectly, and my body decides what it needs is to close my throat almost entirely. Body, there is nothing in my throat anymore, I'm not choking, but you ARE preventing me from breathing right now.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It is GOOD and the science is EXCELLENT and you should absolutely read it.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If anyone else is insane in the same way as me, and needs this information, here's a list of the dragons that are, or should be, in the HotD show. (Dragons in approx birth order, because that's just how I roll.)
Handwritten list of dragons and their riders from HBO's House of the Dragon, including their rider(s). Dragons listed below:
Vhagar
Balerion
Dreamfyre
Vermithor
Silverwing
Sheepstealer 
Caraxes
Meleys
Seasmoke 
Syrax
Vermax
The Cannibal
Areax
Sunfyre
Tessarion
Moondancer
Tyraxes
Morghul
Shrykos
Morning 
Grey Ghost
Stormcloud
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not only are there submarines in the Great Lakes, they are participating in diplomatic negotiations with Nessie.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We entered this war under the childish delusion that we were going to bomb everyone and no one was going to bomb us back. At Tehran, Isfahan, Bandar Abbas and a half-hundred other places we have put our naive theory into operation. We have sowed the wind and now we are going to reap the whirlwind
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm glad it's being reported, since a surprising number of people don't seem to know. I will admit, however, that my first response was an angrily sarcastic "NO, REALLY????" Universal Health Care now, please!
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Quote from THE BURN LINE: "Well, on the bright side, maybe an awful monster would come and murder her before she had a chance to go to the meeting." Big mood, extremely relatable.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Burn Line by @jonnysims.bsky.social has just arrived!! Plans for the weekend: sorted
Hardback book THE BURN LINE by Jonathan Sims leaning against a small white dog curled in a blue dog bed. Title page signed by the author himself
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My coworker is trying to convince me he doesn't have bifocals. "They're transitional focus lenses! This part is for regular, and this part is for reading!" Yes, so they're bifocals. "No, see, they're *transitional*"
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Opinionated Terran @opinionated-terran.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Quick Tip: "Don't speak ill of the dead" means dont demean, or spread lies, or speak malicious untruth about dead people, who cant defend themselves Accurately describing someone's life and legacy is not "speaking ill" It's the truth - which is self justifying in that it is the truth!
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The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
ALT: The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Don't buy Rockstar games. Ever again.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I personally need to be better about this when I'm stuck in the scrolling dopamine-slot-machine glance/favorite/repost cycle.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You ever have a craft planned, and you're going through it, and it doesn't seem *quite* right, but you keep on, and then you hold up the partially finished piece, and there is NO WAY it's going to work, and now you have to start over again?
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If you don't physically own it, you don't own it at all.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
@jilltucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
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11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
happy juneteenth, as well
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here is me, pleading with museum shops. We do not want yet another bookmark and eraser with your logo for 11 euros. We. Want. Replicas. Of. Your. Nerdy. Stuff.
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Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Defeat transphobes with the power of silly little hobbies
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