Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(made a sunhat for the rat, because it was A Bit Hot.) (It was 100°.) 010
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is so relatable it feels almost like a personal attack 😆 "Do not despair! Look, CRAFTS! You love crafts, remember?" 140
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026HaHA, I have in fact recently finished a project! It's a small purse with a flea on it. You could even call it ... a flea-bag. (I will see myself out) 000
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Right in line with my response to my partner innocently asking if I wanted anything from the grocery store "The strength to go on in these trying times. (And also half and half, we are out)" 001
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had a guy in the office who was not tech savvy, so anytime I had to write training instructions for a new piece of tech or software, I would run it by him first. If he could do it, I knew I got all the steps. We called it "Ted-proofing" (his name was Ted). 0110
Reposted by KaijuSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you care about keeping the Academy of Natural Sciences open to the public in Philadelphia, I need you to read and share this thread. Trish Wellenbach was sent from the mayor's office to oversee the Academy of Natural sciences situation. She needs to hear from us. Here comes the action item: 15557486
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I cannot remember what it was, but I was reading or watching something recently with a character I had a crush on as a teen, but all I could think was "you are SO irresponsible, what are you DOING, YOU FOOL" 040
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It all worked out okay! I don't think they had encountered a small dog before, but they were delighted to interact with Stewie after being assured that they were welcome to pet him, thank you for asking. 010
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Stewie stopped walking, so I stopped walking, but he was just staring at two hapless students on the corner. I think he used his mind control rays on them, because they were not entirely sure about small dogs, but pet him nonetheless. 110
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Accidentally allowed my dog to bully some exchange students into petting him. In my defense, it is morning and I am not awake. 210
Reposted by KaijuSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good morning, team. We have 3.5 days until Drexel closes the Academy of Natural Sciences. It’s time for you- yeah YOU- to make some calls. Step 1: Tell the following people we need help pressuring Drexel to keep the museum open: Josh Shaprio 717-787-2500 Mayor Parker's 215-686-2181 8279221
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Earl wishes to convey his displeasure. (He is fine, his dinner was 1.02 minutes later than he thought it should be.) 072
Reposted by KaijuU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026It's almost amateur vegetable sculptor season. 1139459
Reposted by KaijuCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 19/09/2026Things are getting tight out there. So a few general tips: 1) Make a “menu” for the week before grocery shopping. Be ready to change it based on sales, but if you know what you’re making and the ingredients it’s easier to budget. 17332115
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026*people coming in from other rooms* THROUGH THE MOUNTAAAAIIIIINNNS 010
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My dog gets FOMO so bad when he's sleepy, he's like an overtired toddler who cannot admit he needs a nap. We sometimes have Enforced Snuggle Time, and he's mad about it for about 3 minutes and then goes to sleep. The face of a "definitely not tired" dog: 0100
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's always interesting to me to run up against differences like this! 000
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Like, lady is conventionally attractive, sure. But clearly my taste in women does not match that of the creators of the show. 100
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm watching a show, and they are describing a character as "unforgettable", and I was trying to figure out why. Eventually, they say the character is "a smoke show" and I ... do not agree. 120
Reposted by KaijuSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026 Save the Academy organizers need some volunteers to help hand out informational flyers at the academy of natural sciences this weekend. If you are able to help please get in touch via this contact form save-the-academy.org/contact.htmlsave-the-academy.orgContact us — Save the AcademyQuestions, press, partnerships, or a way to help? Write to the Save the Academy campaign. 012175
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Lol. Lmao, even. The right ricocheting wildly between "women owe us more sex" and "we will withhold sex from women until they disavow feminism" 000
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The number of times I have made things worse because my instincts have reacted like a horse encountering a plastic bag is truly astonishing. 011
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You have guests with very specific dietary needs, and you want to be sure you they feel welcome. I am sure they appreciate how accommodating you are! It's so hard to find a place that caters to someone with a teeth-and-fungus only diet. 010
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Curse ai and it's supporters into the nine hells. And if there are more hells, I curse them there as well. I will even develop more hells to drop ai supporters into as soon as I can broker a new agreement with hell's real estate manager. 110
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I bet Lesbian Tractor Witch would give them back if you asked, she seems chill like that 050
Reposted by KaijuChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026thank you lesbian tractor witch 13492042972
Reposted by KaijuHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this is excellent 1741651658
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My car broke down on the way to work, but yours, I feel, is the greater tragedy 000
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I cannot help with the lack of dice except by offering this photo of my cat Earl and his dog. (Stewie belongs to Earl, despite Stewie's wishes.) 070
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Wildly incorrect in my opinion - crane flies don't even have spider vibes. Why were we not consulted on this, massive oversight on everyone else's part 030
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026They've got spider vibes though, like how roly-polies aren't insects, but are honorary insects nonetheless 080
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Or it smells like what I smell when I'm having bad allergies and my sinuses are bleeding 🙃 why would people want that?? I could have just told them it smells bad. 020
Kaiju @kaijutron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026All I can think of are the videos of somewhat elderly/retired ferrets, who are happy to dangle like a piece of spaghetti when held. 000
Reposted by KaijuInkling @printinkling.bsky.social · 26/08/2026DOLLY PARTON'S MEMORIAL POTATO THREAD If Dolly loved potatoes and we can't all get together and share potato dishes at her funeral Wanna honor her spirit with spuds? and share our favorite potato dishes? Drop your favorite potato recipes below (links are cool!) (pizza okay too, according to gif)static.klipy.comDolly Parton Enjoys Taco Bell Mexican PizzaAlt: Dolly Parton Enjoys Taco Bell Mexican Pizza - yes I know this is a potato thread but there weren't any gifs of that 145020
Reposted by Kaijujentrification ♎ @jentrification.com · 25/08/2026 he has a free text line, ijs 1-888-311-1846 1223150
Reposted by KaijuChrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026U.S. CPSC: "I know consumer safety agencies that use subtlety and they are all cowards." 4428101
Reposted by Kaiju🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026They only want compromise when someone else is winning 7529131