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怪獣先生

@kaijusensei.bsky.social
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Teacher of English, Español, Português, 和普通话. 現在日本で教えている. Banging my head on everything in Kagoshima since 2017. Orgulho de ser pardo.

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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I say this with total and complete conviction: anyone who really believes this s### should prove it by deliberately inflecting themselves with the disease in question. PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pais vindo de São Paulo para conhecer o neto recém-nascido em outubro. Já dei tantas aulas de português continental que minha mãe talvez nem me entenda mais.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Acordei com a notícia de que Peter Cullen faleceu. Ele foi a voz da minha infância. Que Deus acolha sua alma com Sua misericórdia celestial.
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Optimus Prime: A Little Energon and Luck
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just woke up to the news Peter Cullen passed away. That one HURTS. Farewell to so many voices from my childhood.
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Optimus Prime Transformers Robot Transformation
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres: 1: Tchaikovsky 2: Rob Zombie 3: Rihanna.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh hey another ash advisory. Again. Again. I'm starting to think Sakurajima is actually a gigantic burn pit for paper yen.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just got home from visiting inlaws. They live further north in exurbs of Izumi and they had breakage from the quake (dishes and such falling off surfaces) but no house damage. We felt it here but it did no damage. Second big quake on Kyushu since I moved to Kagoshima. I may never get used to it.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Well, the wingpack in Palworld is a disappointment. Its movement control keys are hardcoded and you can't change them. I can't use the standard WASD movement because my hands are too large for my fingers to comfortably rest on those keys. And remapping over those keys overwrites the wingpack.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh dang. I just hit easy mode in Palworld. I just got the schematic for legendary Terraprisma. Everyone says it's the most powerful weapon in the entire game. And I'm only level 48. Let the chaos begin.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bluesky's age verification system is hilariously broken. I use a VPN for my the home desktop and just about every bounce location I choose inside the US brings up the age verification wall. Bluesky just blanket walled any US-based IP. Silliness. Utter silliness.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
After playing it for a couple of weeks between shifts with the newborn, I think I can finally admit that Palworld may be the perfect game (for me). It takes elements of every kind of game I love to play and combined it into a harmonious whole. After all the work my wife did getting me into FF14...
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So, Nacky just bought Palworld. She has made a terrible, terrible mistake. I can't believe this game this good has been out so long and we never played it. I foresee us fighting over the gaming rig. I may end playing on my "work" desktop.
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charliesurfs.bsky.social @charliesurfs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Usually don't share personal info here because of work, but this is worth it. After being 11 days late and docs inducing labor, our son was born a few hours ago. Miya has a new brother, Ren (Lotus in Japanese). 55.1cm, 4.1kg. Big, healthy boy, just like his dad. Let the not sleeping continue.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hegseth kicking the Mormons out of the military religion club is the height of FAFO comedy. Mormons supported Trump by a large majority. I can almost imagine Mike Lee chasing Hegseth around the Pentagon like a Benny Hill skit.
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Benny's Police Chase: Come Back Here!
Alt: Benny's Police Chase: Come Back Here!
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
bag holding for almost all
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Fidelity has announced that it is making the SpaceX
IPO available to any customer with a retail brokerage account with $2,000 or more in the account (down from up to $500k before).
"SpaceX has decided to reserve a much higher percentage of the offering (up to 30%), which means there should be more shares available to retail clients, which is why we have decided to reduce IPO eligibility for this offering."
What is the SpaceX initial public offering (IPO)?
The SpaceX IPO is the first time SpaceX sells its shares (often called stock) to the public, allowing investors to buy into the company. This process is called an initial public offering (IPO). It means the company moves from private ownership to being publicly traded on the stock market. Some shares are allocated to eligible investors as part of the IPO. To participate, eligible customers must follow Fidelity's IPO process for the offering, which can be found in the SpaceX IPO participation guide.
Once the stock begins trading, investors who didn't participate in the IPO or didn't receive an allocation can buy shares on a public stock exchange. An IPO gives investors a chance to own part of SpaceX, but there may be limited shares available and added volatility risk when the stock first starts trading.
Who is eligible to participate in the SpaceX initial public offering (IPO)?
Fidelity is making the SpaceX initial public offering (IPO) available to any customer with a retail brokerage account with $2,000 or more in the account.
Why is SpaceX initial public offering (IPO) eligibility $2,000, but other offerings have a higher dollar requirement?
Most initial public offerings (IPOs) offer retail customers only 5% to 10% of the total offering, which significantly reduces the amount of stock available to our retail clients. SpaceX has decided to reserve a much higher percentage of the offering (up to 30%), which means there should be more shares available to retail clients, which is why we have decided to…
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Never put yourself in the box of listening to your family say "You can't do that because (reasons)." It is YOUR life. Don't let anyone tell you how to live it. I am where I am today because I was willing to take a risk and do something my entire family said I shouldn't do, and I've VERY happy.
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ComixThomas @comixthomas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If I ever get tired of being "ensconced" away from all the slurs and eugenicist rhetoric I'll pop back onto Twitter and have them tell me being born mixed race was an act of theft against the white man a few times
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My actual parents
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Bugs Bunny and Baby Bugs' Sweet Moment
Alt: Buster Bunny kneeling and kissing the hand of Babs Bunny.
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Wow, the FF14 PvP changes in 7.5 are...bad. Very bad. I'm sure the devs thought they were balancing things, but they just created a snowball machine. Everyone enjoy your constant runaway games in Frontlines where one team gets BHV quickly then roflstomps both the other teams in a snowball.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
After the events of the last day, it's clear. Time for the Catholic Church to start excommunicating any Catholic actively serving in the Trump administration. After Trump commited blasphemy, the line must be drawn. Supporting or even turning a blind eye to blasphemy is a mortal sin.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 05/03/2026
nobody seems to fucking get this!!!! "the enemy gets a vote" but moreover trump/israel deliberately killed all the people at the top controlling the enemy, which does not destroy the enemy but in fact turns them into a dozen new, smaller enemies!! I feel like i'm going fucking insane
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FOR THE LAST TIME HE CAN'T TACO EVEN IF HE WANTED TO
THE REGION IS NOW FILLED WITH ESSENTIALLY INDEPENDENT WARLORDS WHO HAVE MISSLES AND DRONES AND THE HATE ALL THE ARAB NATIONS SURROUNDING THEM
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punter05.bsky.social @punter05.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is one of those moments where I'm glad I live in a city with fantastic public transportation, so I don't have to buy gas. Good luck people.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Iran has hit Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Well America, I hope not voting for the black lady was worth it now that we've just started World War III.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Methinks that Netanyahu and Trump just poked a very angry bear.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Iran just hit a US facility in Bahrain. It begins.
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hide the ketchup.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 09/02/2026
Different decade, same energy. #SuperBowl
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I just woke up (don't ask) and I see that DHS finally crossed the rubicon. They killed someone, lied about why they did it, then video comes out showing they're lying. This is the moment that will define if the United States survives as a sovereign state.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If I'm Canada I'm taking Trump’s "jokes" about becoming the 51st state very seriously right now.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
People better make it quick very fast that any Democrat that looks the other way while Trump is invading other countries will be primaried and voted out. Politicians only give a damn about re-election. Make it clear they won't be in that cushy office long if they don't STOP THIS NOW.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
OK, so... The US invades another country and kidnaps its leader to prosecute him for crimes. Now, bear with me. Doesn't that mean that other countries can now legally invade the US and kidnap Trump to prosecute him for crimes against THEM? That's the precedent that's been set here.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This wins the award for the most understated observation of the decade .
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Ok that was an earthquake
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My folks are visiting for the holidays. It'll be the first time they meet their granddaughter in person. It'll also be my mother's first trip to Japan. Wife is already planning out a nearly silly sightseeing itenerary that will no doubt send Mom home barely able to walk. 🙃
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Two takeaways from the US election: 1: the Senate is definitely in play in 2026. 2: Trump will start a war with Venezuela by the end of the year.
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Worn out. Just got home from in-laws. Thank GOD they insisted we keep Miya's baby furniture, just in case, and they let us store it in their outbuilding (they have an impressively large house in the traditional style, so it's more like a compound). Most of it still in good condition thanks to FIL.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Usually don't share personal info on social media due to my workplace's strict policies, but this I'm allowed to share. Nacky is pregnant with our second child. 9 weeks along. Miya's gonna have a younger brother or sister. I'm so excited I can't sleep. Tomorrow's gonna suuuuuuuuck at work.
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a man is smiling in front of a tv screen
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The good thing about living at the very tip of the main islands is that asshats like Trump will never come here. Sometimes Tokyo sucking up all the oxygen can be a good thing.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My impressions on Legends ZA: -Far more fun than I expected. -Real time combat is far more fun thanK expected. -Ranked is exactly the kind of lovely chaos the franchise needed. -Mega Starmie looks dumb but is a complete terror. Probably the second best new Mega behind Excadrill. -CONTINUITY!!!
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