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怪獣先生

@kaijusensei.bsky.social
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Teacher of English, Español, Português, 和普通话. 現在日本で教えている. Banging my head on everything in Kagoshima since 2017. Orgulho de ser pardo.

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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 10h
Next, he'll remake the Ten Commandments to depict Ramses as a happy-go-lucky lovable rogue who only keeps the Israelites in bondage so they can attend his Saturday night fusion jazz jam sessions.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 10h
Butchering one of the best novels in modern history to make the tragic lead into "Adult Pippi Longstocking" is a crime against both cinema and literature.
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Lula @lulaoficialbluesky.bsky.social · 10h
Bora, São Paulo! Amanhã é dia de ocupar a Paulista! Vamos juntos tomar as ruas e fazer o maior ato da história. Chama todo mundo e vem com a gente!
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 11h
Dude, that mask has been off since 2018. The press just refused to cover it.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 11h
I tried ice skating. The tooth front got caught on an ice ridge and folded my leg under me, causing the back blade of the skate to impale the back of my thigh. I have a square scar from that experience. But I didn't stop learning to ice skate. I just moved to hockey skates. I still skate.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The syphilis has eaten what was left of his brain.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Public executions are the spectacles of dictators. Him just saying this should lead to his (new) impeachment.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The nuking of San Diego by terrorists was the impetus of the formation of the United Earth Government in Babylon 5. Be careful what you wish for, Trump.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I doubt it. If the Dems sweep Congress, I fully expect him to resign. It's the only way he can avoid impeachment, because he knows that this time there's a damn good chance the Senate will convict.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The greatest irony in the universe has finally manifested.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When Musk is finally prosecuted, I believe the most fitting punishment wouldn't just be prison and losing his fortune, it should also require a 100% full body tattoo to give him brown skin. Let him KNOW.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uh, he won't be Speaker at the start of the new Congress. He won't be swearing in the new House members. Don't people remember 2025? How the House was paralyzed because they couldn't elect a speaker at the start of term? The Clerk of the House is the one that administers the oath at the start.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a former American living in Japan, yeah, the bases on Okinawa need to be shut down. The soldiers stationed there make life hell for the residents, far beyond just these kinds of incidents. I saw it myself during a vacation there last year. The soldiers detest and actively harass the residents.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My baby sis has lived in Maine for coming on 20 years. For someone who speaks/studies languages for a living, I'd love to spend a year just going from small town to small town there listening to Down Easters talk.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the best example possible of malignant narcissism. se Just listen. No empathy. No awareness. Me, me, me, me, ME ME ME ME ME. If America survives this man, some laws need to be passed about just WHO can run for federal office. As in there needs to be a written test and a psych exam.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll bet Lucifer came up to claim that soul himself.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Example after example, when will they learn that narcissists do not have friends, do not keep their word, and will backstab anyone whenever it suits them. I thought journalists and media executives were supposed to be intelligent.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seen something similar here. The temple monks wear hakamas and they do this thing where they tuck their hands in the sleeves and take short steps. The hakama hides their legs and feet and it looks like they're levitating across the ground. Mundo creepy but pretty cool.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy omg, this cartoon is serialized and has an ending. That is unheard if in cartoons from that era. I'm gonna watch this whole series. I'm already invested.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just randomly found this 1979 cartoon in Tubi named Flash Gordon. The cheesy dialogue you'd expect, but the hand drawn animation of this show is amazing. All the ships have incredible detail and their movement is incredibly fluid. The effort the animators put into this is impressive.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I grew up in metro DC (Alexandria) so I was used to mass transit. Then I got a teaching job in rural Kentucky and was forced into the "car lifestyle"...and hated it. I now live in a city that gloriously caters to the pedestrian, and I couldn't be happier.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a blatant CYA over green lighting the destruction of the free press with the Paramount merger. You don't get to champion free press when it was your signature that helped destroy it.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This can get squashed by a campaign to Chi Phi's national leadership. All major fraternities have a national organization. Take it straight to them. Make enough noise, and the national board will revoke the Cornell chapter's charter
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Idiocy like this will persist until the Speech and Debate clause is amended so that reps and senators who blatantly lie during official proceedings can be punished for it.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Death is a release, not a punishment. Especially for him since God will destroy his soul for his sins. That's an out. He should be sentenced to clear the rubble of Gaza by hand, 16 hours a day, pausing only for Shabbat. Let the fact he is given the dignity of observing Shabbat further shame him.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What is a Learing Center? I am confuzzled.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bastet, Sekhmet, Freyja, Artemis, Li Shou
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mamdani should do the most hilarious thing ever and tell the NYPD not to treat him as a foreign dignitary. No police-blocked streets for quick movement. Goober should discover the hard way that you don't attack the man who has control over the streets your limo uses.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pilot captains have the power to deplane any passenger while they are in command. No reason need be given. Just sayin'.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No lies detected.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I cut all of them, but thankfully my oldest is more interest in shows we have on DVD than streamed titles. There are a few free streaming options here, but for non-Japanese content I use a VPN and stream the Roku channel and Tubi. Free, a huge selection of titles, and did I mention it's free?
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the small solaces of this catastrophe is that no lawyer currently employed by the DoJ will ever live their collusion down, and so their future employment prospects are...limited.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He no longer cares. His only chance now is absolute control of news messaging and this is an extortion tactic to get it. He's not fighting to win. He's fighting to keep the ban active long enough for the news orgs to cave and spew his propaganda in exchange for access.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll still be here trying to live in the world they destroyed and then conveniently died so they wouldn't have to face the consequences. Your generation effectively ruined the world. The broad brush fits when those covered over by its strokes just shrug their shoulders and lament instead of act.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that feeling. We never had pets cause brother had allergies, so when my wife convinced me to get a cat I felt awkward. Now we have 2 because cats do better socially in pairs, and I wondered why it took so long for me to discover the joy of a purring cat in my lap while grading papers.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How quickly they forget the tragedy of Chris Benoit.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Never underestimate a depraved man's willingness to defend utterly reprehensible actions that he conincidentally happens to find erotic.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Florida had a very high boomer population, and they support him because he is what they used to be and want to be again: unapologetically racist, rude, greedy, and cruel. However, it's no fun being an unabashed racist and general jackwagon when you can't pay you country club dues anymore.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I live in Japan. Imported food and fuel here is already expensive. I live near downtown. Everything but our jobs are in walking distance. The train is how I commute. That being said, since I don't have to buy gas for daily living I will STILL come out far better than those who do.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why I'm soooooo glad I live in a city with excellent mass transit. We don't even own a car. We don't need one.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump is not the problem. He is the end result of what was already there. He didn't show up and brainwash Americans into being awful. He was elected by awful Americans who saw him as the champion of their awfulness, the one who validated their cruelty and viciousness.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I say this with total and complete conviction: anyone who really believes this s### should prove it by deliberately inflecting themselves with the disease in question. PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Massive stroke. I saw this same expression on my grandmother after her stroke.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He had a massive stroke. My grandmother had a similar stroke. She lost the ability to recognize and interact with the outside world. What I see on McXonnels face is EXACTLY what I saw on my grandmother's face.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Netanyahu was and still is Hamas' greatest ally. He funded them to keep them as a threat, while he utterly nuked Israel's reputation in the world with his own rabid racism. Israel will continue to decline and spiral so long as Netanyahu and his allies hold power in the country.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It proved that Americans really will chop off their own arms rather than vote for a black woman. Very telling
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ordered from the new diner, Taste of Cthulhu.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Paralysis of one side of the face is a common effect from a stroke. It can be temporary or permanent. Bell's Palsy causes it. Lyme disease can cause it. Inflammation of the nerves can cause it. Shingles can cause it if it affects the face.
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怪獣先生 @kaijusensei.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Interesting angle here: If a state has vote bribery laws, does this not violate that state law as well as federal law? Unlike the DoJ who refuses to prosecute a sitting POTUS, a state AG could prosecute this without issue. If so, then why isn't a state indicting this man for vote bribery?
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