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Kafkaesque Parfum

@kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social
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Recovering lawyer & historian, turned fragrance critic. Lost my old Bluesky account after being hacked. Trying slowly to rebuild. Ex #Postie. Interests: politics; history; GSDs & dogs; photography; space; art; gastronomy; Star Trek; Top Chef. F* Trump.

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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I got my old account back! Bluesky reinstated my followers & posts! 🎉 TY to everyone who gave me a chance here or who followed me originally just to support another ex-Postie. If we were not previously connected but now are, I'd love to follow you on my original account. bsky.app/profile/kafk... 🤗
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
On this day in March in 2021, baby Apollo engaged in covert semaphore signaling w his right ear, possibly to foreign nations, possibly simply to his breeder & father in Michigan about my cuisine. To whom was he speaking & about what? Wrong guesses only. #Dogs #GSD #GermanShepherds #Dogsky #Puppies
Photo of a 3-month old German Shepherd puppy sitting in faded pink towels in the back of a car that's lined in blue grey fabric. His dark coloured face has only one ear upright. It's a large ear for his small puppy head and face, and it is raised straight up, while his other ear flops down endearingly.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Jules Verne took the world by storm, but 2 others also deserve recognition for the 📚 success. French artists Édouard Riou & Alphonse de Neuville contributed over 4000 illustrations, roughly 60+ per novel, of magical exotic alien worlds. Ex: 20,000 Leagues Under the World. #Art #ClassicMono #SciFi
The artists featured "exotic locales, unusual sights, and flora and fauna which the heroes encounter during their journey, like the one from Vingt mille lieues sous les mers [20,000 Leagues Under the Sea] depicting divers walking on the ocean floor. They're in underwater gear that was futuristic for the time. Octopus & jelly fish hang about with other ocean creatures and oceanic flora. Everything is in black and white, and extremely detailed
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Whoa, Bluesky's CEO Jay Graber is stepping down. They will become the CIO focusing on tech innovation instead, while a seasoned veteran will be brought in to manage & grow Bluesky (or, rather its revenue streams). www.wired.com/story/bluesk... I truly hope Bluesky won't die like Post. No Meta ever
wired.com
Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping Down
Venture capitalist Toni Schneider will take over as interim CEO as Bluesky’s board of directors hunts for a permanent replacement.
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Tracy Jan @tracyjan.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Noem's one-minute $220 million ad cost more than nearly every film nominated for Best Picture at the upcoming 2026 Academy Awards: * Frankenstein * Marty Supreme * Sinners * Bugonia * Hamnet * Train Dreams * Sentimental Value * The Secret Agent
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Kristi Noem's $220M Horseback Riding Ad Dwarfed the Budgets of These 2026 Oscar Nominees
Outgoing DHS Secretary Kristi Noem used $220 million in taxpayer money to create a minute-long anti-immigration ad. That's more than the combined production and marketing budgets of nearly every 2026 ...
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Ooof, Padma's new Culinary Cup is leaden so far, Bocus d'Or winners notwithstanding. And she created every aspect per her own specifications! Reminds me of kids who make up overly complicated, arcane rules for their secret club to seem elite, sophisticated, & special. Shouldn't have left #TopChef.
Padma Lakshmi dresses in yellow speaking to the audience from inside a helicopter over NYC.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
#TopChef: It's baaaaack! 🎉👏 As usual, the first few minutes of a brand new fresh season gave me goosebumps. S23 is set in Charlotte & focuses on North/Sth Carolina cuisine. Began Mon March 9. Has identical twin chefs & NASCAR. Spoilers & #foodsky chat in replies below. #TV #Chefs #TopChefCarolinas
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My newest audiobook & 📚 obsession: The complete #AgathaChristie #HerculePoirot short story anthology, narrated by an all-star British cast led by the TV show's brilliant David Suchet So fun! 50 tales; some short (35 min) so commute friendly. Like listening to old 1930s multi-voiced radio shows. 1/2
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They're going to poison a city with 17 million people
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How #ArtDeco period art & #ArtModerne design in #AgathaChristie Suchet TV series (1989-2013) became integral to the world of Poirot *as a whole*: apollo-magazine.com/david-suchet... It's a cool article on symbiosis that made me realize A/D set design is a BIG part of why I love P & watch/read him
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
What 📚 stories or canonical text are so sacred to you that substantially diff. modern TV or movie adaptations stick in your craw? I'm thinking Kenneth Branagh's athletic, running Poirot. Or 👇. (I'd like to avoid a discussion of PC gender norms or "woke-ness," truly, but I fear it may be inevitable)
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Agatha Christie's Poirot has taught me a lot about Art Moderne, the 1930s sleek, fluid, horizontal & more streamlined successor to 1920s Art Deco (my fav along w/ Art Nouveau.) Art Deco was all vertical, geometric, more ornate & ostentatious decor. Poirot's OCD suited the Moderne more, said Christie
The fluid curving shape of the Florin building in London which doubles as Poirot's Whitehaven flats building. A building in the Art Moderne style that has sleek curved window shapes and circular rooms.
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TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 08/03/2026
Oh, so the Texas GOP Senate runoff is gonna get *ugly* ugly. Far-right crackpot Emerald Robinson is over on X spreading rumors that John Cornyn paid out a sexual harassment settlement to another man.
Just got a call from a Senate staffer.

GOP leadership can't allow the disclosure of sex harassment settlements right now.

The reason? It would harm John Cornyn.

I'm told: that particular settlement was paid to another man.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Book club readers, we're in March, so I hope you're midway thru one, if not both, of the first 2 Patrick O'Brian #AubreyMaturin books? We're missing at least 2 members after I lost my old account. Don't know what we should do, bc I know most of you hated the 📚. I like/hate them. FYI: Bk 2 is > Bk 1
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#ArtDeco star: Detroit's Fisher Building, an ornate 30-story skyscraper, finished in 1928, now a nat'l protected landmark. Designed by architect Albert Kahn w gold, limestone, granite, & many types of marble. 📸 L: u/merola04 on Reddit. R: nick_escape #Architecture #Urban #Photography #EastCoastKin
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/03/2026
Trump’s illegal war is unpopular with most Americans. But MAGA Republicans are hanging on for dear life. 📌 NEW POLL: 90% of MAGA Republicans approve of the Iran strikes. Just when you thought MAGA might be breaking…
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Once in a lifetime: Photographer Guzman Ramos captured the exact moment that a jet's chemtrail or contrail line sped across a blood moon eclipse in Guatemala just moments into the sunrise. Truly, a masterpiece & a masterful feat of timing. #Astro #Photography #EastCoastKin #Sunrise #Scape #Space
Across an inky sky, a line of red orange bisects the photo, shooting at an angle right below a half moon. The moon is in the midst of an eclipse and is also a rare blood moon.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A recent rabbit-hole dive into the differences between Art Nouveau, #ArtDeco, & Art Moderne has yielded some incredible Art Deco beauty & exquisite urban/architectural #photography that I wanted to share with you. 1st up, Andrew Prokos' photo of NY's Empire State building's Art Deco lobby detail:
Ornate gold Art Deco details featuring the tall verticality of a building with geometric lines emanating which are meant to represent the sun
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
📷🧵 5. LA's gorgeous Eastern Columbia Building is the largest surviving #ArtDeco building in the city. Its spectacular lobby has gold & turquoise terracotta tiles w sunburst chevron motifs which are repeated on the sidewalk. Photo: Kery D. Grant. #Architecture #UrbanDesign #Photography #EastCoastKin
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Genuinely rather obsessed w/ the Niagara Mohawk building's facade & its Spirit of Energy centerfold statue. In this highly atmospheric, moody, dramatic photo by Chris Hytha, the building looks like an intergalactic portal to... something. "Who ya gonna call, Ghostbusters!" #EastCoastKin #Photography
Long tall vertical architectural lines represent the art Deco building style are shown surrounding and alongside with the silver winged Spirit of Energy statue in the center
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Once in a lifetime: Photographer Guzman Ramos captured the exact moment that a jet's chemtrail or contrail line sped across a blood moon eclipse in Guatemala just moments into the sunrise. Truly, a masterpiece & a masterful feat of timing. #Astro #Photography #EastCoastKin #Sunrise #Scape #Space
Across an inky sky, a line of red orange bisects the photo, shooting at an angle right below a half moon. The moon is in the midst of an eclipse and is also a rare blood moon.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
"They say the camera adds 10 inches to your ears!" - Another pup with such enormous #GSD "wombat" or "donkey" ears that he's also become a #GermanShepherd meme icon. #Dogs #Puppies #Dogsky cc: @karenrambo.bsky.social
A tiny German Shepherd puppy leans with his front legs hanging over the side of a bath tub and stares straight at the camera. His ears are enormous, at least a foot between them in span. The caption below reads: "They say the camera adds ten inches to your ears!"
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Glitter vomit? Vomit glitter? I qu. #StarTrek execs' weird choice for making the silica vomited by their new #StarfleetAcademy aliens, the Khionians, look exactly like something out of a bad 2010 Hobby Lobby video for K$sha's Blow. I actually like the show & Darem, but many of the visual choices 🤨😒
A young college age man looks bleary eyed at the screen as he vomits green, white, turquoise, and pink iridescent glitter.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
OneDrive informs me that, on this day 5 yrs ago in 2021, I gave baby Apollo a bath and, judging by his eyeballs, there were few greater horrors in his young life. #Dogs #GSD #GermanShepherds #Puppies #DogsOfBluesky
Photo of a wet, scrawny, German Shepherd puppy in a white bath tub, looking as if he's all eyes because they are bulging with horror and fear at being bathed. 

The whites of his eyes are huge with alarm, stand out against the puppy's dark fur and face, and match the white background.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
More than 1000 AI bills have been introduced in the U.S. in just the last 3 yrs. How to keep up? Brown, my alma mater, has created a public database & tool for lawmakers, journalists, & the public to track all fed & state AI LLM legislation. (+ Expert policy analysis.) www.brown.edu/news/2026-03...
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Brown University researchers launch AI legislation tracking and analysis portal
As a tool for researchers, lawmakers, journalists and the public, the CNTR AISLE Portal provides analysis of state- and federal-level AI bills pending across the U.S.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"The Mirage of a New Middle East:" www.foreignaffairs.com/middle-east/... Free, no paywall, Foreign Affairs journal article on the US war on Iran & its likely/unlikely consequences. Covers: Hezbollah; militancy in the area; other regional autocrats; the impact of Israeli actions; the IRGC; & more.
foreignaffairs.com
The Mirage of a New Middle East
War with Iran won’t reshape the region the way America wants.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Using Sarah McLaughlin's iconic '90s ballad of sadness & loss, "I Will Remember You," was inspired. 😂🤭 Cherry on the trolling cake. Though Gavin Newsom gets all the credit for this stuff, I want to give a specific shout-out to his brilliant Digital Dir., Camille Zapata @camillezapata.bsky.social: 👏
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Anise K. Strong @anisekstrong.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sometimes I feel like Thomas Keller saw what José Andrés was doing with his fame & money as a celebrity chef and thought, "Well, someone needs to hold down the other side." And you know what? No! That wasn't a niche that needed to be filled! He could have created Global Middle Table & it'd be great!
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
📷🧵 2. "The Spirit of Energy," the stunning 28-ft tall #ArtDeco facade of the Niagara Mohawk building (1932) in Syracuse, NY. The winged, helmeted figure symbolizes the rise of electricity & early 20th-C progress. Photo: Anakuzma on Reddit. #EastCoastKin #UrbanPhotography #Architecture #ArtHistory
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
How #ArtDeco period art & #ArtModerne design in #AgathaChristie Suchet TV series (1989-2013) became integral to the world of Poirot *as a whole*: apollo-magazine.com/david-suchet... It's a cool article on symbiosis that made me realize A/D set design is a BIG part of why I love P & watch/read him
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
From afar, the Spirit of Energy (sometimes aka The Spirit of Light) evokes winged masc. superheroes. Vikings if they had wings. Yet, the close-up 📷 (bottom right) shows a sweet, feminine face, so it's the reverse of the Statue of Liberty. (A more masculine-chiseled face but feminine robes.) #ArtDeco
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 05/03/2026
A little bit of good news, to break up the horrors. We've driven over to this house a few times when we've had friends in for a visit, and it just never gets old. I'm glad it's being protected and preserved for future generations.
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Famous Brady Bunch house awarded Los Angeles landmark status
Modest mid-century home in Studio City, used for sitcom’s exterior shots, designated a historic-cultural monument
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The cleanness is exactly why both Agatha Christie & modern TV set decorators thought Streamlined Moderne (a much less confusing title, imo) was perfect for Poirot! The show made Poirot the face of #ArtModerne, even tho everyone assoc him w/ #ArtDeco instead: apollo-magazine.com/david-suchet...
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Thoroughly modern murder: how Poirot came to personify art deco
Agatha Christie's sleuth has been nowhere more at home than in ITV's interwar locations – their clean lines the perfect match for the punctilious Poirot
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This piece by Admiral Stavridis is a sobering read: “.. Iran .. has been planning a Strait of Hormuz closure operation for decades and probably has more than 5,000 mines; just one hit can severely damage a thin-skinned tanker.” @opinion.bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Genuinely rather obsessed w/ the Niagara Mohawk building's facade & its Spirit of Energy centerfold statue. In this highly atmospheric, moody, dramatic photo by Chris Hytha, the building looks like an intergalactic portal to... something. "Who ya gonna call, Ghostbusters!" #EastCoastKin #Photography
Long tall vertical architectural lines represent the art Deco building style are shown surrounding and alongside with the silver winged Spirit of Energy statue in the center
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A recent rabbit-hole dive into the differences between Art Nouveau, #ArtDeco, & Art Moderne has yielded some incredible Art Deco beauty & exquisite urban/architectural #photography that I wanted to share with you. 1st up, Andrew Prokos' photo of NY's Empire State building's Art Deco lobby detail:
Ornate gold Art Deco details featuring the tall verticality of a building with geometric lines emanating which are meant to represent the sun
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Agatha Christie's Poirot has taught me a lot about Art Moderne, the 1930s sleek, fluid, horizontal & more streamlined successor to 1920s Art Deco (my fav along w/ Art Nouveau.) Art Deco was all vertical, geometric, more ornate & ostentatious decor. Poirot's OCD suited the Moderne more, said Christie
The fluid curving shape of the Florin building in London which doubles as Poirot's Whitehaven flats building. A building in the Art Moderne style that has sleek curved window shapes and circular rooms.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Posties, what happened to our friend Darren Mart? He doesn't show up in search results for @Darrenmart.bsky.social. I checked a mutual friend's replies to him, @mmarc1.bsky.social, and all Darren's original posts to which Marc replied have vanished.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
For the last 6 yrs, I've pinned these 4 lines from Joseph Heller's Catch-22 on every social media site I've used, bc they brilliantly sum up Trump, his men, their venality, & their amorality. Sadly, in Trump 2.0, Stephen Miller's sadism and brutality have tripled alongside Trump's plunder & looting
"It was miraculous. It was almost no
trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into
virtue and slander into truth, impotence
into abstinence, arrogance into humility,
plunder into philanthropy, thievery into
honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality
into patriotism, and sadism into justice.
Anybody could do it; it required no
brains at all. It merely required no
character." - Joseph Heller, Catch 22
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
CNN’s Harry Enten: The word last night for Democrats in Texas: "Tremendous!" -Highest turnout ever for a Texas Dem Senate primary (more than 2x the average this century)! -More votes cast in a midterm TX Dem primary than GOP for the 1st time since 2002 -GOP side, meanwhile, is a dumpster fire
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 04/03/2026
If you ever think your vote doesn’t count…
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A pox of syphilitic ulcers upon TX AG Ken Paxton's eelworm penis. The endless corruption; the gaslighting destruction of the whistleblowers of said endless corruption; the adultery; the bribery; blackmail; the "kill the grandmas during COVID for the economy;" the voter disenfranchisement: Drop dead.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
When former MAGA darlings like Dan Crenshaw lose their primaries or struggle like Sen. Cornyn when faced by MAGA slugworm Ken Paxton's increasing Trumpist extremism, the political #Overton window has shifted. If these assholes are insufficiently to the right for the Rs, they'll never win the General
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Interesting TX primary results for the MAGA/GOP candidates to fill the TX AG seat vacated by the frothingly rabid, religious fundamentalist, "let the grandmas & poor die during COVID" Ken Paxton: apps.texastribune.org/features/202... I'm astonished Ted Cruz's MAGA acolyte Chip Roy lost his primary:
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Supreme Court TX has ruled for pure fucking CHAOS if the primary is close enough to matter
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 04/03/2026
Texas republicans just pissed off a ton of voters by shutting down county wide voting in Dallas, and blocking the polls staying open until 9.
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
As asshole extremist ex-Navy SEaL TX Congressman Dan Crenshaw LOSES his seat -alas to another MAGA fucker- let me take a moment to remember how many HEAVILY GERRYMANDERED neighboring sectors, incl mine, he & the TX GOP turned into a pretzel of lunacy just to get the rabid MF-er to survive to today.
Dan Crenshaw's former Houston district, gerrymandered into lunacy
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Kafkaesque Parfum @kafkaesqueparfum.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
For a friend, with so, so much love and sorrow: "Look not where I was for I am not there, my spirit is free... I am everywhere. In the air that you breathe in the sounds, that you hear, don't cry for me [Dad], my spirit is near. I'll watch for you from the other side." The empty places... 💔. #Dogs
Look not where I was for I am not there
my spirit is free... I am everywhere
In the air that you breathe in the sounds that you hear,
don't cry for me Mom, my spirit is near.
I'll watch for you from the other side
I'll be the are running old friends by my side
Smile at my memory, remember in your heart.
This isn't the end its a brand new start.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
incredible scenes where this is apparently a thing that Khameni has been wanting for ages and others on the council were pushing back against because optics but now council's all dead and congratulations on toppling the regime by giving the previous leader exactly what he wanted- a family throne
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Vote Doug Jones 4 AL @petczar.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Paxton is the state’s version of the felon. Corrupt and dirty as hell. Hunt is insane. WTH is wrong with so many Texans.
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