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Kaye Elling

@k000.bsky.social
2.1K followers 806 following 13K posts

Short, round, tattooed, Gen X academic with a game dev past. TTRPGs, art, sketching, movies, minis, dogs, tattoos, metal, lefty politics, snark and memes. Goth adjacent but #NotaGoth. Fully anti-AI. Probably neurospicy. She/her.

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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 2h
Yes. Still is. I think they were called fingers partly because they came in packs of 10. Now they come in 8s due to shrinkflation.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 2h
Sandman, as covered by the tooth fairy?
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 2h
Struggled out with the dog and fed the crow today. Hopefully he will forgive me.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 2h
Yep, every Week 2, every semester. Maybe if they could wheel me in, in one of these I'd be OK.
Guild navigator chamber from Dune.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 7h
😭
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 11h
Could be the jab was just too late. I need this on Sept 1st.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 11h
It's either flu jab malaise or fresher's flu. You just can't win at this time of year.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 11h
I have emailed in sick from my work desk, and will be heading home as soon as I've set up this morning's class with some work to do in my absence. This is a first for me. FFS. I hate this miserable flesh prison.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 11h
Those lead sling bullets are the origin of "when life gives you lemons". Hard, deadly lemons. Slung at speed. At your head.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 12h
Future me, which isn't feeling like death, would like this recipe please.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 12h
Its a systematic erosion of the very pillars of our civilisation. A callous cash grab before it all falls apart due to climate change anyway. 🤬
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 12h
IKR?
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 12h
Whatever is going around right now is a complete bastard. Jim's been like the walking dead for about 10 days now.
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 22h
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 12h
Survived the flu jab yesterday but boy am I tired and achy today. 4 hours of back to back teaching may be slightly less high energy than usual. I wish I could wheel a TV into the classroom like we did back in the day.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 12h
This appeared in my FB memories, and given the recent Dune posting, seemed approriate.
A meme of the large navigator tank from the 80s Dune movie, but this one has baby Moo Deng the hippo inside.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 14h
They call me Mr Roooooooo
They call me Mr. Boombastic

Sacabambaspis

Fish
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 13h
How I arrived on BlueSky
static.klipy.com
Cute Pig Running
Alt: Cute Pig Running
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 13h
Calci-worms - dried mealworms.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 13h
I apologised all the way round and have prepared double rations for tonight.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 13h
😭
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/10/2026
#VanityFair
Vanity fair cover with Sam Altman stealing everything
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm rapidly starting to believe that if society has any hope at all, it's Unions who are giving us that hope.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😭
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forgot to take the crow food with me on the dog walk just now. My crow was waiting for me and he followed me all the way around the park. 😭
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, you're after percussive maintenance? I can do that.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jon and his team nail the absolute crux of the matter again.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Old, yes. Git...more of a battleaxe.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That drink bottle is a crime against design, but the popcorn tin could tempt me :)
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also: no 2-factor authentification before getting upload/write privileges. Yeesh.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh. Well, that can get in the sea.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My to do list is now way smaller than earlier. Not sure I can do all of it, but have made inroads and that's what matters. Now for a lunch break. Yes, I am aware it is after 2.30pm and I've been working since just after 7am, but that's academia for you. Also flu jab malaise is starting early. 👌
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh gods, the OIivers have gone dark side? An an ex Blitz employee, this makes me very sad.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See? I'm not fat, I'm just preparing to hibernate.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Careful what you wish for.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cheers. I have prepared by eating everything remotely edible within a 15mtr radius.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hear you're opening for Angine de Poitrine. 👌 (Incidentally, google them for a fun little polka dot screen experience).
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The world is making me weary today. I just want to sit around in my PJs eating Coco Pops and playing PC games. But I have teaching, lectures to write, a flu jab, laundry, and grocery deliveries to wrangle. My boss has just sent me an impenetrable spreadsheet. *sigh*
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was going to say the man is nearly 90 now, surely it's OK for him to just retire.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Came here to say the same thing. And post this as proof.
Prometheus stills showing Idris Elba decorating a Christmas tree on a pool table. "What the hell is that?" "It's Christmas"
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
static.klipy.com
Poltergeist Little Girl
Alt: Poltergeist: Little Girl in front of a TV showing analogue static saying "they're here"
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That would be very 2026. Especially if an AI bastard told them to.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the UK has three industries: higher education, whisky, and Games Workshop.
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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See also:
Milhouse says to Bart Simpson: But why is all the caramel salted now, Bart? Why is all the caramel salted?
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An excellent point.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JFC that's horrific. Sending solidarity and support from TU. Hope your #UCU is doing what it can.
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why isn't this complete decimation of an important pillar of civilisation not in the news?
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