Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Donald Trump Announces He Is The Recipient Of A "Major Award" 050
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Fifth iteration of Samurai Capybara is going way more Kid Robot style. Easier to articulate and print and design accessories for. 010
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 09/01/2026My Samurai Capybara has gone from the virtual world to the real one! He's not perfect and I think I'm gonna do one more iteration that's more stylized and "Kid Robot vinyl art toy" style. But I'm really proud of creating this from nothing - no AI, just Blender modeling and sculpting. 150
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I've decided to design and print my own art toys for fun, and this is my first real attempt in Blender. I am stupid proud of this for a first effort. I've gotta fix some of his geometry but he'll be awesome to print and paint. Next step: joint articulation! 240
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 16/12/2025@ghostpanther.bsky.social hey, man, did you email me personally today? If not, someone is running a scam pretending to be your company to get people to pay for a workshop thing. Figured you'd want to know. 000
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I just discovered that I'm paying a monthly subscription to @openaidevs.bsky.social for a coding assistant with enforced dementia. I'm not exaggerating. ChatGPT's short term memory gets dumped randomly every few... minutes? Hours? 160
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Never let it be said that Americans can't figure out a way to turn lemons into lemonade. 091
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Man, if you think we're disrespectful about Charlie Kirk's death, you got no idea how offended you're gonna be when It Finally Happens. 😂😂😂 2214
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Some people think I'm too long-winded. Fair enough. If you don't think pedophilia is a debatable idea but ethnic supremacy or homophobia are, you're a bigoted piece of shit human being. Period. Is that succinct enough, or do you require an explanation? 170
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 14/09/2025When it comes to racists and bigots, I do not play: I consider them to be my inferiors and myself their better, as well as anyone who defends their hatred as just another ware in the marketplace of ideas. I'm quite serious. They're not as good as I am, period. And I treat them that way. 3195
Reposted by Joshua EllisJames “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Horror movie where the Child-Eating Cyclops Monster eats children every week, but because he wears a clean suit and tie and frames his desire to eat children as an academic thought experiment, the authorities allow the Cyclops to continue for the sake of civility. 628872
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here 5182
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025If you look carefully at Trump today, the sagging right side of his face actually reads "transgender ideology" 060
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Little known scientific fact: the "T" in T. Ocellus stands for "T-Bone", which is the creature's government name. 020
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025My mom went to Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado in the 1970s and my late uncle went to Columbine in Littleton. Just random sad facts I realized yesterday. 170
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2025It's deeply funny to be angry at people for showing a lack of sympathy over the gun murder of someone who made an entire career delighting other people - the same people who are mad now - with his utter indifference to gun murders. 1162
Reposted by Joshua Ellisthe corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 10/09/2025I also died at 31 years old (cardiac arrest), but the difference is that I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and defeated death, idk why he didn’t try that 🤷🏻♀️ 1046441
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Can you imagine being such a massive unredeemable sack of shit that an entire generation will have a foundational memory for the rest of their lives of that one glorious weekend that billions of humans across the entire globe were hoping and praying you were actually dead? 1154
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Kids today be like I wanna dress like Claire Danes in My So-Called Life but with a pedo stache 151
Reposted by Joshua EllisThe Web of Evil @webofevil.bsky.social · 03/09/2025The fawning over Nigel by the UK media ecosystem for well over a decade means that a lot of Brits will be genuinely confused to see him take any criticism at all. Our media proprietors, who use him as a stalking horse for their various bigotries, will urgently redouble their efforts to promote him. 031
Reposted by Joshua EllisJames Mcconachie @jamesmcconachie1.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Son’s account of renting a car in Copenhagen yesterday. It shut down in the middle of the street because he had to be continuously logged in to an app and something tells me the subscription-model panopticon is going to be really rubbish. 192
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 02/09/2025The thought of Donnie Dorko struggling to lie out of both sides of his ham hock face has got me in a contemplative mood today. 293
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I hope as he's convalescing from whatever malady definitely hasn't killed him, President Trump is able to relax and recuperate. I always find listening to music to be quite delightful. This record, for example, might be just what he needs. 060
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I'm not trying to use QAnon tactics though, any more than Mel Brooks was trying to make a John Ford picture when he did Blazing Saddles. If my parody is quality bullshit in its own right, it's by coincidence. They believe their own bullshit, I don't. 😂 060
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Tired: calling bad hallucinating AIs "clankers" Wired: referring to a bad hallucinating AI as 070
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I'm going to show you two pieces of art. Do you agree with me that they both appear to be very similar, perhaps done by the same artist at different times in their development? I think they do. Look at them both and I'll explain why once you have. 230
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Did I do this right? Is this how you're supposed to announce a 2028 presidential run? 190
Reposted by Joshua EllisDanielle Langlois @langwa.bsky.social · 21/08/2025THIS is the most sobering and necessary wake up call / reality check that I’ve read yet re: American democracy. I highly recommend Josh as a rewarding and multi-faceted follow. He posts more often on Facebook, if that’s the kind of dive bar you frequent. 172
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 20/08/2025This post went viral on FB today, I thought maybe y'all would appreciate it too. 52210
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 19/08/2025That was what they used to call me and my crew in the yard at San Quentin 1110
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Prototype case for my MePi, inspired by the Brionvega Algol 11 portable TV from 1964 - the angle is necessitated by the little dongle that connects the Pi mainboard to the USB hub hat. The case isn't quite right yet, but it'll look cool when it's done and printed in early 80s computer "ivory" PLA. 140
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Dear Donnie and Gav: fuck all y'all, I'm the King of America now. 280
Joshua Ellis @jzellis.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Got a tiny ass like 40x24 terminal going on my MePi so I can use it without having to connect to a monitor. It's wee but useful. And I've written a dope screensaver in Python! 160
