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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The logic is that there might be a tiny sliver of light at the end of the school day. I truly don’t care if it’s dark in the morning. They’re just going to school. I guess take it up with our elliptical orbit.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We should do whichever one preserves more daylight at the end of the day. And also throw Tom Cotton off a high cliff.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I learned it by watching you wins, because it was easier to use in conversation I think.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t think it’s too much to ask that Sandra Bullock and Nina Hagen play time traveling sisters in a dystopian sci-fi thriller.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Pancho needs your prayers, it’s true. But save a few for Lefty, too. He just did what he had to do…”

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I would love to be proven wrong, but I expect absolutely nothing from them.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Ulf as a character study of a Trump cabinet member. Right? #HOTD

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Isn’t the larger factor that he won in spite of the significant spending imbalance?

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Raisins are solo or salad food. In bakery they are deception, aggression, bad form, tacky, subterfuge, and a bad omen.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Johnny Depp is the Elon Musk of Jack Nicholsons.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I think Hank would get along with Ned in exactly the same way he got along with that Canadian family.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

If I supported England in any way, my Irish grandmother would return from the dead to box my ears. Netanyahu and Milei can both go to hell, though.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I’d rather Argentina than England, but I’d much rather Spain or France than Argentina.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Where in the Bay? I can’t, but I know lots of softies who might.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Not retail, but at 12 I had a bad accident and had to go to the dentist a lot for a few months. Every single time I was in the car, and every time I was in the chair, Rush Rush by Paula Abdul would be playing. Fortunately it’s not a real classic, because every time I hear it I almost pass out.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

So I’m an attorney, and despite our pop-cultural reputation, we are a self-regulating group of professionals who, if one of us behaves badly, do not hesitate to publicly shame and potentially remove from our ranks people who perform at .5% the shittiness I see every single day in journalism.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The question is really whether Peter Theil wants JD Vance to do something.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

This is my favorite picture of one of my favorite birds. Well done!

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

“You’re not making Beyoncé better, you’re just making country music worse.” J/k he’d love it the same way he now loves soccer.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

That movie was so good. Best ‘why not, I’m in a hotel with the minibar’ choice this year.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

“Here, Bret, have some money to say these things” “Not necessary, Sir, I do it for love of the game.”

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Also, you can see this scene, but with a better view, every single day at Dolores Park in SF.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

“Depending on what you first see in this image, your are either a totally normal human or a psychopath we should immediately euthanize.”

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

We might have collectively saved Tammy Terrell

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I re-subscribed to The Atlantic to read @anneapplebaum.bsky.social . First thing I see when I open the site is @giladedelman.bsky.social working his tiny little heart out to create plausible deniability that anything bad happened on Epstein Island. What a world.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Smelting steel was a more attractive prospect than being passed back and forth between the Germans and the Russians for mistreatment.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Someone make a case for why on earth a spoon makes sense in this equation at any point.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Brooks enters the airport bar, staking out the high top at the very center of the seating area. “Be part of The Great Imbibing!” he declares. Just then, an ICE agent abducts the cook as Ru Paul’s Drag Race plays over the bar. “I am Burke’s ghost,” he continues. “The Still, Small Voice.”

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Why does this moment have the same color palette as the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Adrian Belew, Johnny Marr, Nile Rodgers, Robin Guthrie, Roger McGuinn, Carlos Alomar, Joni Mitchell, Wally Bryson, George Harrison, Lee Ranaldo (Jazz list: Jim Hall, Emily Remler, Ben Monder, Wes Montgomery, George Benson, Chris Bober, Bill Frisell, Joe Pass, Julian Lage)

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

So Mar a Lago was the perfume counter at Horne’s, and the island was One Eye Jack’s?

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

In similar news, my dead grandpa sat down with an old vacuum cleaner to discuss TikTok trends. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/o...

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Opinion | Thomas L. Friedman Says We’re in a New Epoch. David Brooks Has Questions.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Yeah we went through this 20 years ago with the abuse of children by priests. When you’re dealing with monsters, the fucking taxonomy is not important unless you’re on the monsters’ side.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I’m so offline these days that I didn’t even engage in the pun Olympics that was the sandwich guy trial. In ordinary times, I would have been on a roll.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Long underwear top under flannel with thick belt and boots. Maybe smoke a little.

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KingsleyVanityPress @jvanitypress.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Rigatoni is too damn big to be allowed

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