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John Van Citters

@jvancitters.bsky.social
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Long-suffering Star Trek something or other. Pro-Tuvix. Mr Onion stan.

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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 1h
They can also be excellent at folding.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 17h
Gorn in 60 Seconds.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 17h
So nice!
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 17h
Costco moves in and out of seasons rapidly and with STARTLING precision.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 18h
Little Debbie knows no seasons. She is eternal.
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Little Debbie Lord of the Rings Meme
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 19h
A Star Trek tribute band called the LIGHTS OF KEYTAR
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 18h
Ooof. I do appreciate that on a deep level.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 21h
“The Duality of Man”
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 21h
Can you offer two-sided with DELIGHT?
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 21h
Official Star Trek Cannon
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Big if true.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Afraid to watch. Will just think about how I manifested Saturn into existence when I was four.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me, an Angeleno:
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Jeremy Renner as Mike McLusky: 'I told you so'
Alt: Jeremy Renner as Mike McLusky: 'I told you so'
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Clearly center right.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Godammit.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dare. I. Ask.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Live your truth.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do Grok next!!
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The city seems calmer and happier and I LOVE that.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Boims is everything that is great about Star Trek.
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Brad Boimler: I Taught the Borg Queen Empathy
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Quite a bit.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In New York. Had a steak. No signs of Sharia law. Everyone is out and happy. Did the media and James Carville get it wrong??
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Working on my side project where I sing all the Trek themes for the big screen. But holding out for the Sphere. Faith of the Heart calls for nothing less.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s a solid play but a bit one note.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re so one note.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fancy!
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I will! I’ll probably fail, but I can try.
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Star Trek TOS: Kirk and Spock in Action
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What?? You are NOT of the body.
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Makka Pakka and Friends in the Night Garden
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See y’all Saturday! #StarTrek60
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Ben Stiller to Moderate Conversation With William Shatner at New York Comic-Con ‘Star Trek’ Panel (EXCLUSIVE)
Actor and filmmaker Ben Stiller will moderate a conversation with William Shatner as part of the "Star Trek" panel at New York Comic-Con
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/10/2026
Admiral Tuvix would have prevented The Burn. Countless lives were lost because of Janeway’s brutality. The Federation was set back by centuries, all because no one likes a Theater Kid.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Depends on the day.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same, but I do want them to have a slightly more accurate view of my pursuits.
Screen shot showing Amazon About You information that says I own a pet dragon and that I bring my pet dragon to business meetings.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
STAR TREK: Revenge of Tuvix - Tuvix comes back to life aboard Voyager but just kindly forgives them all and goes about his business helping them, which generally makes the crew feel really terrible about themselves and their choices.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Final STAR TREK book...for now!
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Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson Moment
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Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Iconic Star Wars author and Grand Admiral Thrawn creator Timothy Zahn will write his first Star Trek story for @idwpublishing.com in 2027.
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STAR WARS Author Timothy Zahn to Write First STAR TREK Graphic Novel (Exclusive)
Iconic Star Wars author and Grand Admiral Thrawn creator Timothy Zahn will write his first Star Trek story for IDW in 2027.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today...
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Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken's Warning
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You is a man of the people.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not to mention what losing the ports of Long Beach and Los Angeles would do to the national economy.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d have thought this…
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Star Trek: Q's Angry Reaction
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hahahaha!
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And Tuesday is finally here.
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Star Trek Generations Next Generation Tuesday
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who's the cute young couple? Why, that's good ol' Charlie Manson, marrying his teen sweetheart Rosalie Willis in 1955. Good luck, kids!
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hastert and Bakker is an interesting duo. Let’s see about the rule of threes now.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Homer Disappears Into A Hedge
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude. Horrifying.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, but want moar fast. Also might have too many files on my screensaver right now slowing things down just like they planned to make me buy new computer.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not always alcohol.
Homer dressed as the Potato Man from the Simpsons to sneak backstage at a U2 show.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Worf: You Would Not Be Able To Stand
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I wouldn’t give.
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John Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well I heard...
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