Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My cheek has been freaked to the highest degree. Thank you @cheekface.bsky.social 💙 020
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Aw happy late birthday to pills that make you taller. I don’t work there anymore and I never saw that guy again, who knows how tall he could be by now 021
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Cheekface: formed 2017 Me: transitioned 2018 Conclusion: Cheekface are taking the trans and making them confident to be themselves. Hell Yeah thank you @cheekface.bsky.social 2403
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Can I fly on one of those dog airlines without my dog? She wouldn’t like it, she gets stressed out when we travel but if I was on a plane full of dogs my flight would be improved at least 500% 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 09/03/2026You know Sherlock’s brother, Minecraft or whatever his name was 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I’m a big fan of the MCU. Marvel? Nah, fuck that military propaganda, I’m talking the Markiplier Cinematic Universe. 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 05/02/2026@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social @chrisfarren.bsky.social and balloons at the royale tonight :) such a fun show!!!! 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Chat gpt is not your friend and the second it can sell you out it will 021
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 28/12/2025We don’t need ai to write music, Matt Farley of motern media has already written every single song conceivable 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 20/12/2025You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn into your dad, that’s what it’s all about! 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Steve Martin I know you’re in Boston come to my dispensary oooooooo 011
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Being in the cannabis industry is weird because everything is great and chill but sometimes there’s just a dark shadow of will it be outlawed again bc our government fucking blows chunks? Who’s to say 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Jarvis Johnson are you romantically interested in men and are you free next week 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Benny blanco isn’t ugly your beauty standards are antisemitic 000
Reposted by Julianonion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2025they literally want to round us up man. can democrats please get a fucking spine and stand the fuck up for us now? we literally cannot counter this ourselves when they want our voices and rights taken away. please do fucking something 15295932131
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I was just wondering if you’ve considered moving to the country to eat a lot of peaches 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 10/09/2025youtu.be/55btGpGsuDo?...youtu.beHa Ha You're DeadYouTube video by Green Day - Topic 010
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Why do they call it snake eyes when you roll double ones? There are lots of other things with two eyes 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Today at work I served a guy with a full Jared Leto joker ha ha ha tattoo sleeve 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 23/07/2025The fact that some trans guys after experiencing sexism pre coming out go wow when I transition I can’t wait to do that to women instead of realizing how fucked up it is and how you as a man should be doing everything you can to make women comfortable because they get so much shit for being women 000
Reposted by Julianthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 17/07/2025if somebody assigns you a piece where you're supposed to talk to the Grok love chatbot please contact me so I can pay you to not write that piece. I can't afford to be capricious like this but I will crowdfund it and get support. together we can stop you 414994695
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Today at work a customer told me he was taking pills that make him taller 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 12/07/2025We got a new strain at work called golden shower and I’m like guys we can’t call it that 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Men with ADHD will literally build a comically specific inator instead of going to therapy 000
Reposted by JulianBill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Tip: Replace your brain worms with "Doctor Worm" by They Might Be Giants. 1128932
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Tell ur boys you love them the love of the boys is eternal they play cards with you until 1am and make you laugh til you cry let them know how much they mean to you 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 14/06/2025There are three types of roommates. The hot dog one, the spider one, and the guy who’s constantly losing his job 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Im drunk and the wise words of @elysewillems.bsky.social are coming to me. Bread. To soak up the alcohol. But I gotta give someone else my centers 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 04/06/2025It’s interesting that Elon Musk likes to cozy up to and support nationalists and xenophobes when he never does anything for the country he was born in… 100
Reposted by Julianthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/06/2025[with great gravity, aware that, when I speak, my words, like Black Bolt, will cause widespread devastation, but not of physical structures but of an entire burgeoning economic sector which will never recover] ...oh yeah? more like fartificial intelligence 1464877
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Sleep token is just imagine dragons for people who’s parents didn’t let them dress emo in high school 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Put my playlist on at work and got locked into a conversation with a customer while cuntology 101 by lambrini girls blasted throughout the dispensary and I just had to stand there and hope no one brought it up 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 15/05/20250 days since a customer has made an unsolicited negative comment about my appearance :) 100
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Sometimes I still pronounce bass as bass instead of bass when I’m reading it 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 09/05/2025John Darnielle is my pope, which doesn’t mean much considering I’m Jewish but if we’re voting he’s my pick 100
Reposted by JulianMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference. 156119972506
Reposted by JulianWebDesignMuseum @webdesignmuseum.org · 05/05/2025Evolution of the Photoshop Toolbar 0.63 – CS2 716833
Reposted by Julianburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 04/05/2025no idea and it's none of my business anyway 2265
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Should I start my streaming career as actual drug dealer plays schedule one 000
Julian @juulian.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Extremely gender affirming when cis dude customers call me boss 000
Reposted by JulianConcertsHub @concertshub.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Saw a local band in my local town at the local music venue. Cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social | Popular 2 | The Sinclair Cambridge, MA | May 3, 2025 youtu.be/3rHfjgWYvIYyoutu.beCheekface "Popular 2" LIVEYouTube video by Concerts Hub 0133
Reposted by JulianDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Ask not on whom the bobo honks; it honks on thee 25410
