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Dracula

@justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social
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Hobby game maker Professional inventor of strawbarinara

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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 10h
*zero days since last accident meme*
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't have Christy Carlson Romano and Christiano Ronaldo in the headlines at the same time, too confusing
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My unpopular goth opinions: Oddities expos suck and are gross The Wicker Man isn't a good movie The content of your heart is what makes you goth or not, not style or even musical taste
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
honey wheres our child Beans? the coy mother spider:
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ACAB includes the ocean
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was, in fact, not mind-boggling
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope this is the boost strawbarinara needs
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Strawbarinara was not found in the van" trump confirms
wiltshire999s.co.uk
RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', sources
The RAF Fairford suspects were 'just thieves syphoning fuel', according to sources. A Ministry of Defence source told Wiltshire 999s...
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(walking around with my Witcher branded meta smart wolf pendant) remember how the planet used to have water
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please enjoy my nails
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fags, Mags and Bags
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Should we give AI the nuclear codes? We chat with two blokes to find out lol But first, we talk to two strawbarinara chefs to see what's the deal with this quirky European trend food.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
kirkthedrals everywhere as far as the eyes can see
a fountain that looks like the demon taking kirk to hell
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The whites are trying too hard
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 03/09/2026
As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What's the gay injury?
A man in cricket batting gear with the headline from cric info:

Gay injury could leave England hunting for new Test opener
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If marmite isn't good for you then I don't want to be healthy
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“exaaaaactlllyyyyy”
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I really don't know what the online left hopes to accomplish by dog piling everyone who doesn't comport with their extremely narrow social media-driven worldview. It's absolutely deranged. Just no moral consistency on any level and they'll lie all day about anyone they don't like

Brianna Wu @BriannaWu
A decade of this is what turned me into the Joker.
1:15 PM • Aug 25, 2026
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seems like you're more of a twitter guy now
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🎼I will hurt you, I'll desert you, music viiideo AI
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Chefs are cocky till it's time to make a meal for one (divorce)
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The floor has dropped! Strawbarinara shares are at $0.01 I'm ruined
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Southern brave little marios on tv
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Rob Pat is everywhere now huh
Resonance: A Plague Tale Legacy
an image of a man who looks like fucked up robert pattinson
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Strawbarinara can now be found at all participating grocery chains
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 24/07/2026
Every where I look it’s clear the only hope is revolutionary socialism
Ai dog video posted by the department of education
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 20/07/2026
i’d rather drink a crisp cold beer than be a fascist
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
not to be veg on main butt
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's so cool how every fucking leftist org harbours rapists, I love that women and femmes can be objectified and abused across the political spectrum
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sir Dickson Poon, ex husband of Michelle Yeoh
Sir Dickson Poon CBE SBS (Chinese: 潘迪生; born 19 June 1956) is a Hong Kong business magnate in the luxury goods retailing sector. Poon is the executive chairman of his Hong

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The Return, The Revenge, The Curse 🎃 @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Starmer talking to a bloke on the street who has just said “you have failed me”

Naturally Starmer replies “thank you”

This actually happened as far as I remember
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
is fortnite skin the funko pop of the computer?
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Leigh Alexander @leighalexander.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don’t respect games with Graphics, develop an imagination and learn the power of abstraction
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
CRY ABOUT IT
Lukaku/11
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I did NOT think trump would die before Mitch McConnell
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charlie @spacehearts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up
a mosaic relief to st. rat
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Find the hitler:
A bunch of old timey men at petticoat lane market in London. 

There's a guy with a white that kinda looks like hitler
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/07/2026
it’s so funny to imagine a silicon valley striver getting invited to a top-secret “ideas conference” ready to learn the Secrets of the Elites only to get trapped on an understuffed hotel chair for eight hours while a very sweaty billionaire rants about how the Actual Devil lives inside chinese RAM
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"I'm the joker baby" guy smiling like the joker
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Is the world ending tonight? I'm not sure why
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I love trains so I'm ok with the news following a train
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Ruin Jane @laurenjane.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Post Juneteenth post to say it's weird to me that we only see photos of the Civil Rights Movement in black and white, when they share history with the 60's - a time when colour photography was so prevalent it was booming. Here are some photos of Civil Rights movement in colour
A block from a King rally in 1960, white photographer Bernard Kleina caught white agitators vandalizing the car of a Black family.King at the August 1966 Marquette Park demonstration. I find this photo particularly interesting. The people in it, the fashion, the facial expressions. This could have been yesterday.. A photo by jordan J. Lloyd taken in 1963 of a multiracial rally where of a quarter of a million people marched peacefully on Washington to highlight racial injustices and put pressure on Congress to pass a civil-rights bill proposed by President John F Kennedy.Rosa Parks speaking at the multiracial rally mentioned in the previous photo, in 1963.  Seeing her in colour is powerful - seeing the texture of her hair and the pattern of her dress, seeing the modern look of her fashion and her sunglasses, even the technology of the mics, looks more recent when shown in colour. Seeing her in color makes her look like someone you could know, someone you might talk to at the sandwich shop while waiting for a lemonade ( I just drank a lemonade so it's on my mind. It was good)
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🌍✈️🫘A Traveling Ass Bean🫘✈️🌍 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth, frens!
Historic chair swat from the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm a marmite convert. It's good
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
coloring page done for event tomorrow, feel free to color it yourself and ask if you want to know about the various included goobers! #ColoringPage #SciArt
digital doodle in black ink on white A4 sized of various organisms in the middle (human, yew, bees, seagull, turtle, frog, mushrooms, springtail, rotifer, platypus, butterfly) with the text above/below sating “ONLY TWO BIOLOGICAL SEXES? BRUV, WE GOT DOZENS!”
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
If the USA splits into two, does Joe Biden become president?
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Can't pray a gain Can't chauffeur pain
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nancy 5/30/26
Sluggo’s thinking about Nancy… Eric’s thinking about Nancy… Aunt Fritzi’s thinking about Nancy.. Nancy’s thinking about Nancy…
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