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Das Popital

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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Swear to god I can feel the neutrinos moving through my body
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That mrauwie That wowie Tryna catch me mrauwie wowie
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My unpopular goth opinions: Oddities expos suck and are gross The Wicker Man isn't a good movie The content of your heart is what makes you goth or not, not style or even musical taste
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had my first London celebrity spotting today (saw a moderately successful comedian I recognised from podcasts at London Fields)
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ACAB includes the ocean
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't have Christy Carlson Romano and Christiano Ronaldo in the headlines at the same time, too confusing
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"matières fecales isn't just fashion it's resistance" bitch they're selling a £500 hoodie and their sizing only goes to large
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I get ads for monastic life so frequently, do you think they'll accept a bisexual stoner lady of no particular faith or are they wasting the budget on the wrong demographic?
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please enjoy my nails
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Personally I think drone shots of megaliths suck
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Julia garner has permanent hot roots with fried brassy ends because she signed the Oct seven letter pass it on
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me, constantly skeeting about how much I hate gen ai Bluesky: here's a post of some absolute imbecile you've never even heard of defending using claude to vibe code
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You can immediately discount anyone's political opinion if they use the phrase "bend the knee"
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have the villain from a hit horror novel about moderating female behaviour living in my head, don't I?
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shoutout to my neighbours for doing approximately three minutes of random construction at 8:30 on a bank holiday, i didn't want a lie in anyway
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A lot of white people with no critical thinking skills mad about the us president "renaming" a lake are gonna be really upset when they realise that's basically how the whole US was formed
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What I need is a hair shirt, but instead of reminding me of my sinful nature it reminds me to engage my core
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🎼 you stitch eighteen chains, what do ya get? Another row further on your crochet fishnet 🎶
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If these are the parakeets, I'd hate to see the keets
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I wonder how many of the dolly obits published today will be ai generated
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I contain multitudes and they're all spinning
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Simultaneously spinning out over the male left leaning podcasters I enjoy continuing to platform ex journalist Taylor Lorenz despite her blogging being fueled by mecha hitler
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Currently spinning out over the mangled hands gen ai old woman picture in Lindsay Ellis' new video, a nebula/Patreon exclusive
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🎼I will hurt you, I'll desert you, music viiideo AI
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Do they still call it a tow truck in the UK or am I expected to say tow lorry now?
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So I was enraged about the Dobby grave thing yesterday then today I found out that this happened years ago and the cable doesn't go near the fake grave or the bronze age site. The whole thing is an op to normalise harry potter psychosis imo. No one phoned in about Dobby's "grave".
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You guys heard of Bach? He's pretty good
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As someone who was almost on jeopardy fuck ken Jennings
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Burp is to vomit as sleep is to death
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Literally every time I see the name drew starkey I think it's that blond youtuber and I'm shocked
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The wage of sin is death? Sounds like a micro transaction to me 😡
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stoned and thinking about what a weird construction "crying at" is
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stoned and crying at marching band videos
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They're here
Two baps with vegan sausage, egg, and cheese sit side by side in white paper clamshell containers on a wooden table
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The vegan baps are on the way, hold the line!
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's so cool how every fucking leftist org harbours rapists, I love that women and femmes can be objectified and abused across the political spectrum
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Clearly I am alone in not finding severely deformed animals to be cute
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"oh no, the coin purse is full of bird seed"
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The non-US flex of being able to eat produce
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I genuinely think widdicombe was fucking those lads and one found out about the other and killed her, nothing else makes sense
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I take back what I said about the var
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My partner, checking the country code on the pickles: oh good they aren't from is****. Me: I don't think you need to check, they're a product of Poland. Him: so are the netenyahus!
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Low key feel like everyone who celebrated the fourth in any capacity should probably develop food poisoning
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Boiling with rage for which I have no outlet 😔
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's hard being the only folksy goth alive who dislikes The Wicker Man
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Insert sound of slightly manic screaming here
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
To the woman who chose to wear her rah rah Murica shirt to the airport complete with Ronald Reagan quote, I hope your seat is wet.
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hot take but you actually aren't obligated to care about fad products' popularity, people buying little plastic toys isn't what's destroying the world
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Das Popital @daspopital.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Spent the afternoon dreaming up biblical punishments for various world leaders, hbu
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Dracula @justkiddingsimmons.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oh you know what time it is
Strawbarinara being prepared
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