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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They gotta bring back the bit where he's crawling in an air vent for an entire episode
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope we lose but I'm just built different
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good Moleman to you
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why did the scene at the orphanage need three helicopters??
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A kingdom always at war with Noelador.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Legitimately me during that last drive
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Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
Alt: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re unsuspended. See you tonight.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Called it theintercept.com/2026/09/28/a...
theintercept.com
AI Almost Started a U.S.–China War — and No One Seems to Care
The tech world is too busy dreaming up imaginary doomsday scenarios to focus on a very real one that flared up between nuclear powers.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What gets the axe?
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do the various cats and dogs also get big heads...
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Homer: Why do you think I took you
to all those Police Academy movies?
For fun?!
Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing!
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, I am aware! She has also been a legitimate grandmother for what like 2-3 years already?
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That is one freaky ass grandma.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
This is the type of country music lover that Kris Kristofferson would have called a bitch to his face.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How is it a rip off? It's a cheaper but still legit wine of this style, and they still sell it today.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was a good year. The myriad of engine problems in my 2009 XC70 T6 were mainly resolved in 2010 model year.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Haven't the Irish been strongly pro-Palestine for a super long time?
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Easy: they put AI into nuclear defense systems. "Sorry you were absolutely right, that was just a flock of geese. That's my mistake, sorry for launching retaliatory ICBMs"
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Four Ches!
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Actually being brown sucked right after 9/11 you dunce
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every American will get $1M in trump coin by the time we get to 4 or 5 days out
What trump coin is worth
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh can the MLB make the final decision? I wasn't aware of that
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Union won't turn on him right?
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That's interesting, so he must be really good at games that have some of that stuff like Elden Ring right?
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was a dumb kid when I was like "krav maga is what sam fisher from splinter cell uses!" I guess it still works on folks
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GET READY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FUCKING FACE, FUCKFACE. defector.com/defector-has...
defector.com
Defector Has A New NFL Podcast, And It Won’t Have Any Gambling Shit In It | Defector
If you’re as horny for football as I am, you’ve probably noticed that a vast, vast majority of NFL podcasts have some unwelcome amount of gambling/fantasy chatter in them. Corporate pods are often dir...
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
dodgers confirmed frauds. please do not throw this post in my face at a later date. thank you for your attention to this matter!
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I miss that thread
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well U of C is famously full of bastards so I wouldn't be surprised if he got them
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How are there yet more Princess Diana funkos? They should have put the rest of them in a landfill like all those ET Atari games.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Follow up to hot sauce guys is kind of naturally pickle guys
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Saw this and legitimately thought Morrissey died a month ago and nobody cared
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sorry this was just the first one I could find, the date did seem too recent :/
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tweet that says:

a 320lb 11 year old Meghan McCain: daddy make me hamburger helper!

John: I er uh, I can’t sweetie my arms hurt from uhhhh fuckin Vietnam… prison
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VladRock (bleh) @padrock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Home are hitting the TV and saying stupid rock be more vulgar
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Democratic Party has let a consulting industry exploit elderly donors in its name, wreck its reputation and finances in the process, and walk away rich whether the party wins or loses. When a mirror is held up, the instinct is to break the glass rather than look. On why the press looks away:
data4democracy.substack.com
The Bulwark Killed an Investigation into Political Fundraising Spam After Its Publisher Took the Consultants’ Side
This is a story about the Democratic Party captured by its consultants, and about what happens when the pro-democracy press is asked to say so.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is Nick Castellanos batting today
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Weird, I really liked Sicily and Emotion Sickness but I maybe I'm not listening as critically?
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You didn't like Times New Roman? Thought there were some bangers on there
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Listen, I'd like to see you have the time to repair the BQE while collecting citizenships from other countries like Pokemon
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🪦𝕷𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 𝖛𝖔𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖎𝖓🪦 @ubergreen.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
post this image to send bsky mods into a blind frothing rage
André Cymone Livin' in the New Wave meme that says "you can always kill slavers it's always morally correct"
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did you catch Caped Crusader season 2? Enjoying it so far
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Marty McFly discovering a badass Toyota pickup after changing the past
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The amount I would pay to enter a raffle to fire a hellfire missile at a trump monument
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Rory McIlroy might be the only living person who hates LIV Golf more than I do.
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Famous Norm MacDonald quote from SNL's Weekend Update: "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why didn't the Unabomber think of this? Is he stupid?
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Would have gotten a pass if they had these guys tho
Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes absolutely killing it at the Mos Eisley Cantina
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justkeyur.bsky.social @justkeyur.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So does he just pocket that all I guess?
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