Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026‘What about, and hear me out here, just throwing thoughts into the ether... a wordle that is.. 6 letters? Not 4 or 5, but 6? One more than usual? Think about that for a minute. Let that settle. We could be the ones who took Wordle to the next level!’ Microsoft pitch day. 000 0
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026When you see a post that said ‘shocked his critics’, how is it that THIS is shocking and all the rest of the shit he’s done isn’t? Like, nothing he does is shocking at this point. He’s completely desensitized everyone to his outrageous antics at this point. 031 3
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This is extremely depressing. I spent a highly entertaining Quakecon in Richards company once, and he was a gentleman and a fun bloke to hang out with. He was also a great level designer. He will be missed. 020 2
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can't stand Tig Notaro personally. She, along with the Tilly character, are two examples of all that is wrong with Discovery. 210 2
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Stephen Miller is genuinely one of the post evil people with power in America today. He belongs as an outcast, pushed out of decent society and shunned by everyone. 030 3
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh my lord!! :) it looks like the Ready Player One advertisement version!! 000 0
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Absolutely at the other end of that spectrum, personally. If I have to read all that to be able to play the game, in real time, yeah... no. Get that others live for this though, and that's not a bad thing. Not saying a game like that is bad, just not for me. 100 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just look at it that it’s not for me. I was also prepared to write off Star Trek : Lower Decks and said so publicly before it came out. I could not have been more wrong, as it turned out. 020 2
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Then you should be looking at _why_ it sucks. Just because your first approach doesn’t work doesn’t invalidate the concept. 100 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dude. While you and I both know this is true from a ‘getting results perfomantly’ point of view, you are never going to get most artists to use a text based approach. What you want is a node based approach for dev and then an optimizer for the shaders produced at the end. 100 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pick and chose your battles and your battle field... you don't have to let everything go, just most stuff. Here's a mantra to live by. Will it matter in 5 years? If not, let it go. 010 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hey Bluesky. Do I have a native Canadian French speaker in my peeps? I need someone to review a list of phrases for me. Paid work, too (not a lot, but I'm not expecting free work). 100 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Steam machine? I’m apparently in the queue now… 000 0
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I thought you had guns of your own? I have an ogron gun, (although missing the hair), why don’t you? I think Davros needs to know you’ve been improperly dressed??? 130 3
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026As someone who doesn't do reality tv, and has no idea what The Traitors is, or cares, all the Traitors meme posts are completely lost on me. And I'm okay with that;) 120 2
Reposted by Jake SimpsonErin L. Thompson @artcrimeprof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I HAVE A COVER! And a pub date - July 6, 2027! If you want six true stories of antiquities fraud, from a California college convinced that Hong Kong tourist trinkets were worth millions, to an entire fake museum, to the titular mummy carved from styrofoam, preorder at www.amazon.com/Styrofoam-Mu... 2239273 392
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man, the automatic assumption of all drivers that others on the road are all assholes and put to harass really does suck. Just tried to let someone know they had a brake light out and was subjected to massive abuse for attempting to do so. When I explained they just grunt ‘oh’ and drive off. Lovely. 000 0
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well yeah. I tend to look at this as an invitation to start a conversation on what policy might look like, which is essential if the rank and file get to weigh in. But if you don’t actually HAVE policy within 3-4 months, then it’s just words said to say words, I agree. 101 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hope you showed theses pics to the school safety officer? 140 4
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026These look very much like the ships in ShipBreaker? 010 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026LOVE THIS. Love me some Sanjeev Bhaskar. What a great pitch. 030 3
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well, a craving for small blonde women, but nothing I can’t handle. 020 2
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well @gruntleigh.bsky.social, today I got to be an honorary Ogron! Blaster and all. Where is that pesky third doctor so I can shoot him? Also, where are the bananas?? 292 9
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is weird. I’ve never been the only person on a tube station before. 120 2
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Fairly sure you must have wee’d yourself laughing? 130 3
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sorry mate. Would have been nice to say hello. I do have quite an itinerary for the next two weeks though. 010 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Back in the uk! I chose September 11th to fly. On the 25th anniversary no less. What an absolute moron I am. Still, I made it and am now ensconced in a hotel by Hyde park for the next few days. Family time will commence and fun is mandatory. I don’t want to hear any excuses. 150 5
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Can we just have a president who isn’t a massive gaping asshole? Such a disgusting human being. 010 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yeah, Tom Ellis has come a long way from very slight bit parts in Doctor Who, that's for sure, before hitting it bigger in Miranda. Talented singer, but the piano playing is fake, unfortunately. 120 2
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026HOW THE HELL IS THIS DELUSIONAL RAMBLING SENILE OLD MAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? FFS, America. 141 4
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is indeed what wives are for, apparently. 010 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That was my first thought too. Fuck supporting this, especially at that price. 000 0
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not normally my jam this visual style, but recognition of someone who knows what they are doing - looks terrific. 110 1
Reposted by Jake SimpsonMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 09/09/2026They're waiting for Airport Catering Truck One to transport him across the tarmac. 2050565 505
Reposted by Jake SimpsonErik Grove @erikgrove.com · 02/09/2026If anyone puts my book on a list of anticipated releases for 2027 I will yelp with the kind of glee that can heard from Mars. It’s a very good book, if sad and angry sometimes. There’s a dog that doesn’t die and many humans that do. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-long-r...barnesandnoble.comThe Long Red Tomorrow: A Sci-Fi NoirBarnes & Noble’s online bookstore for books, NOOK ebooks & magazines. Shop music, movies, toys & games, too. Receive free shipping with your Barnes & Noble Membership. 1307 30
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Of course you do:) Good meal for the monster, though? 010 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's a stretch, but I'll allow it:) That's very cool Joe. Very cool indeed. Star Trek immortality! 110 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Who would you rather be stuck in a lift/elevator with for several hours? A Star Wars character, or a Star Trek character? I know which I would choose, and it'll be a member of StarFleet everytime. Happy birthday Star Trek. Keep boldly going. God knows we need that vision of the future, right now. 320 3
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well yeah, but he shouldn’t let him being the village idiot stop him doing a town hall? Surely he might learn something? 000 0
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dude. We didn’t get a color set till 1973 (even though the beeb went color in 1970!). I remember being so happy I could watch Doctor Who in color. We got the last season of John Pertwee in color, and then in came MY Doctor. 110 1
Jake Simpson @justjakesimpson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Trust me when I say we here in the states are doing it too. With a side order of sighing and resignation at what this Buffon has done the USA’s standing in the rest of the world, that’ll take generations to undo. If at all. 020 2
