Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy Hobbit Day! (You didn't think I was going to miss Bilbo's birthday, did you?) 030
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Since when is a Labor Day a fireworks thing? 000
Reposted by Justin StensonRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already. 1557281989440
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I seem to specialize in getting diseases that are described as “excruciatingly painful.” Kidney stones, gout, now shingles. “On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does it hurt?” “On a normal human scale or as someone who’s passed a kidney stone?” (Shingles are a solid 10. Wouldn’t recommend.) 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Best thing about getting a good result from your A1C test is leaving the doctor’s office and immediately going to the donut shop down the street and getting a cherry fritter and a maple glazed sour cream donut. Health. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Can’t eat salad, so I had to have some cake someone left in the break room. Darn. 010
Reposted by Justin StensonJon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations. 40201804901
Reposted by Justin StensonN.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky (she/her) @drspookyer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Nothing can make me crash out like getting that pre-mustard watery stuff on my sandwich. It’s total bullshit. 210147848
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Preparing myself to begin my most ambitious project yet: remixing Beck songs to remove the extraneous, irritating bleeps, blips, squawks and yells. It’s a toughie; some of that is load-bearing noise. 011
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Went to see The Odyssey and not once did Matt Damon break into “Man of Constant Sorrow.” Disappointed. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Cosplay! Why buy an expensive prop when you can make it yourself! It will cost three times as much and not be done in time, but at least it will also look bad! 110
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Thanks cyclospora but I probably really wasn’t going to eat that bagged salad anyway. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It’s a two mugs of coffee, one shot of espresso, and now an additional cup of black tea kinda Monday. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Being forced to listen to country music blaring from two houses over should be considered a hate crime. 100
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026250 years without a king. It was fun while it lasted. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Morning Phase is clearly Beck’s masterpiece, but I think Guero might be my overall favorite. Just so consistently great all the way through. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Opened the door to let the dog out and it was like opening the oven to make a pizza and now I want pizza. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Tried digging a post hole for a stair railing today and lemme tellya, those screenwriters who stick those “digging your own grave” scenes in movies got it way wrong. This shizz is impossible. I’d love to see some mob movie where the guy goes “the dirt keeps sliding back in! I can’t get it out!” 030
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Add “remove and re-caulk windows” to the list of diy projects I’ve tried and monstrously effed up. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Man you know you’re tired when you go to sleep and everyone in your dream comments how tired you look and how you really need to get some sleep and you finally manage to lay down and close your eyes and then you wake up. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Rob Reiner Rewatch: The Princess Bride (1987) Perfect movie. 5/5. No notes. I’ve seen it countless times, never get sick of it. Oh, one thing: I love that Christopher Guest’s fingers go up to eleven. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 25/05/2026DIY home projects are always humbling because it starts with a youtube video saying it will take twenty minutes and ends with two hours of me screaming at a nut on the bottom of a sink that. Just. Won’t. Fucking. Budge. 110
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Maybe the Large Hadron Collider didn’t destroy the world when it discovered the Higgs boson, but we’ve pretty much been in hell ever since. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Star Trek: Generations. What a weird, sad movie. Picard mourns his family, Data overacts, and the rest of the cast gets nothing to do. Kirk’s fate is ludicrous and unbecoming. The ‘action finale’ of old men clambering around scaffolding leaves much to be desired. A misstep. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Sometimes my job is a fun, engaging logic puzzle, getting all the parts and scheduling and people to fit together so I have everything I need to create the layout. Sometimes it’s a massive shit show. Yep. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Rob Reiner Rewatch: Stand By Me (1986). He got some amazing performances out of those kid actors. Very true to life how as a kid you can be joking one minute, then fighting then next, then best friends again like it never happened. Also, man bullies in Stephen King’s universe are just the worst. 020
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: there’s a scene missing in DS9 se 3 ep 7 “Civil Defense” that explains what happened to Dukat after the crew regains control of the station. Does he just slink away? 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Rob Reiner rewatch: The Sure Thing (1985) wasn’t expecting a sweet little romcom masquerading as a teen sex comedy. Fun to see the stars in the prototypical personas they would go on to refine. I don’t believe for a second that the “sure thing” would wait around for Cusack tho. She can do better. 020
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Watching the TNG finale “All Good Things.” Such a great capper to a great show. I do kinda wish that while they were shooting season 3 of Picard they had managed to squeeze in some reshoots of the future sequences so they looked like they do now. 020
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026April in Michigan: last week it was 70 and I had to turn on the AC but today it’s too cold out to mow the lawn. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 16/04/2026*Rubs genies lamp* Me: I wish I didn’t have to constantly worry about money anymore. Genie thinks a minute, pulls out a gun and shoots me. 000
Reposted by Justin StensonA Christian Resistance @xianresistance.bsky.social · 14/04/2026“If you were in charge of Star Trek what would you do?” 1. Green-light Star Trek: Legacy. 2. Order a full 10 episodes for the final season of Strange New Worlds. 3. Bring back Lower Decks. 4. Bring back Starfleet Academy. 5. Bring back (reasonably priced) Playmates action figures & toy ships. 063062
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I don’t even care what he says or does anymore I just don’t want to have to see his name or face ever again. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Rob Reiner rewatch: This is Spinal Tap still just as funny 40 some years later. I remember seeing Tap during the Break Like the Wind Tour in 91. Three genius comedic actors pretending to be a band and a stadium full of people pretending to be fans of the pretend band. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I don’t have a zen garden, but I do have a metal squeegee thing for slowly raking the dog hair off of my husky’s dog bed, and that gives me nearly the same feeling of accomplishment. 000
Reposted by Justin StensonEric Ansley Díaz 🏳️🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Since this year #FirstContactDay falls on Easter Sunday, let us rejoice in the Son of Vulcan who died to save us all, then rose again from the dead on the steps of Mount Seleya. #LLAP 🖖 1026458
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 04/04/2026The main problem with getting whisked away by a tornado and deposited in a strange fairytale land would be the sheer amount of new people I’d have to meet and talk to. I ain’t doing that. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Hey James Gunn: Stop endangering animals for entertainment. Doesn’t matter if they’re cgi, it’s cheap and manipulative.Thanks. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026As Gen Xers age into seniors and elder millennials approach the 50 mark, one thing is certain: adult vitamins have to start upping their flavors. None of this bland apple/pear/orange nonsense. We need x-treme flavors with super sour liquid centers! 000
Reposted by Justin StensonJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Ok step one is to make them look less delicious 168126881614
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Paul Thomas Anderson movies would be zippy 90 minute fun times if he just cut out all the interminable scenes of people walking. 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026In celebration of the new LOTR movie to be written by Steven Colbert, here's a bonus one dramatizing the chapter "Fog on the Barrow Downs" 000
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Well my chronological listen of every album on Spotify by release date has finally brought me to 1977 and the most important music movement of the decade. No, not punk. The Star Wars soundtrack. 010
Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026When you hide an ad in any social media platform they should have an option for “I hid this because the ‘art’ was made with AI and I won’t support a company that uses it.” ‘Irrelevant’ doesn’t quite cut it. 000
