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Justin Stenson

@justinstenson.bsky.social
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Art director. Illustrator. Extra medium. www.justinstenson.com/shop

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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got it once a year when my Hungarian Grandmother visited from her retirement home in Arizona. I’m gonna have to find her recipe.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And unlike Jean, her older sibling was also a telepath
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next time start with hash browns for breakfast! Tater trifecta!
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How your email finds me
A madman dressed as Napoleon XIV standing by a fire hydrant with an invisible dog. The man is shouting “They’re coming to take me away, hahaa!”
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Hobbit Day! (You didn't think I was going to miss Bilbo's birthday, did you?)
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jenny Lewis, vocals Jack and Meg White, guitar and drums Beck on leaf blower and bonus noise Paul McCartney but only playing bass
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you for this universe you helped create. Currently rewatching all of Star Trek in star date order, and came upon the Flashback episode of Voyager. Great to see what Captain Sulu (and Rand and Tuvok!) was up to during STVI.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Since when is a Labor Day a fireworks thing?
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think we probably need to lower the maximum wage.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I seem to specialize in getting diseases that are described as “excruciatingly painful.” Kidney stones, gout, now shingles. “On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does it hurt?” “On a normal human scale or as someone who’s passed a kidney stone?” (Shingles are a solid 10. Wouldn’t recommend.)
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Best thing about getting a good result from your A1C test is leaving the doctor’s office and immediately going to the donut shop down the street and getting a cherry fritter and a maple glazed sour cream donut. Health.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All the villains he fought in the opening scene could have lasted a dang season.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is lettuce safe to eat yet or what?
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can’t eat salad, so I had to have some cake someone left in the break room. Darn.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
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N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky (she/her) @drspookyer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nothing can make me crash out like getting that pre-mustard watery stuff on my sandwich. It’s total bullshit.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Preparing myself to begin my most ambitious project yet: remixing Beck songs to remove the extraneous, irritating bleeps, blips, squawks and yells. It’s a toughie; some of that is load-bearing noise.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Went to see The Odyssey and not once did Matt Damon break into “Man of Constant Sorrow.” Disappointed.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Clyde “Comicon” Tickets
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This regular human bartender says go for it!
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not renewing the Residence was strike one for Netflix for me.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s almost like he’s working for the parasites.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Cosplay! Why buy an expensive prop when you can make it yourself! It will cost three times as much and not be done in time, but at least it will also look bad!
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thanks cyclospora but I probably really wasn’t going to eat that bagged salad anyway.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ve been listening to *every album ever recorded for the past six years or so. Currently up to December 1977. Lemme tellya, it’s exhausting. *almost
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It’s a two mugs of coffee, one shot of espresso, and now an additional cup of black tea kinda Monday.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
On the other hand, kids shouldn’t be eating hot dogs. These guys are saving children from pork byproducts, nitrates and fillers.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I will pay you $250 to play some fucking Tom Petty.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Being forced to listen to country music blaring from two houses over should be considered a hate crime.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years without a king. It was fun while it lasted.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Lawns are a dumb idea.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Morning Phase is clearly Beck’s masterpiece, but I think Guero might be my overall favorite. Just so consistently great all the way through.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The whole point of Taco Bell used to be that it was less expensive than a can of cat food.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Opened the door to let the dog out and it was like opening the oven to make a pizza and now I want pizza.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I wanna try! Coca-Cola! Damn.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tried digging a post hole for a stair railing today and lemme tellya, those screenwriters who stick those “digging your own grave” scenes in movies got it way wrong. This shizz is impossible. I’d love to see some mob movie where the guy goes “the dirt keeps sliding back in! I can’t get it out!”
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I liked it. Even if the story had problems, the actors, an absolute murderers row of scene stealing titans, are all amazing and elevate the material. But there’s just no effong way a 70 year old man would be able to walk around minutes after getting a spinal tap through the roof of his mouth.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Like a comic remake of the Departed, but mixed with Face Off. a mob informant and a crooked cop accidentally switch faces but no one can tell them apart.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Add “remove and re-caulk windows” to the list of diy projects I’ve tried and monstrously effed up.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That’s 20 albums worth of material written and recorded in 7 years. And MOST of it is great. (Maybe not “If You’ve Got Trouble…”)
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
13 albums (one a double album) PLUS enough non-album singles to fill another double album PLUS two albums worth of covers recorded for their own BBC radio show, PLUS they wrote another full album’s worth of material for other artists, AND recorded at least an album of outtakes released on Anthology!
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Man you know you’re tired when you go to sleep and everyone in your dream comments how tired you look and how you really need to get some sleep and you finally manage to lay down and close your eyes and then you wake up.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
That would make a very strange trilogy
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
1 week and 2 different $24 multi-tools later I finally have a working faucet.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I can be a backpack while you run.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Rob Reiner Rewatch: The Princess Bride (1987) Perfect movie. 5/5. No notes. I’ve seen it countless times, never get sick of it. Oh, one thing: I love that Christopher Guest’s fingers go up to eleven.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
DIY home projects are always humbling because it starts with a youtube video saying it will take twenty minutes and ends with two hours of me screaming at a nut on the bottom of a sink that. Just. Won’t. Fucking. Budge.
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I never understood how this disparate group of punks, metalheqds, new wavers and mall rats ever got together. Was it a Breakfast Club type situation?
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Justin Stenson @justinstenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This was the most I’ve laughed all year. Genius.
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