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Justin Scaife

@justinscaife.bsky.social
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I doubt I'll be any better at this than I was at Twitter, but it's worth a shot

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/10/2026
Folks the Cocks just can't stop finishing too soon
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Spent the past couple days at the Telluride Film Festival. Fantastic time, beautiful mountains, and some really fun movies.
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Just got out of a screening of Elsinore and want you to know that at one point Andrew Scott tells Olivia Colman, "You and I are not so different" (Likely misremembering the exact line and may even be mixing up who said it. But I definitely thought of you when it happened)
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LBJ: [on phone with bewildered tailor] this is why we need the ball room
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One Battle After Another was good and I'm happy it won. Sinners was also good and I would have been happy if it won too.
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Okay we need to add this to the nominees for the Oscar for Best Editing
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 17/01/2026
Every year I wind up rooting for Buffalo in the playoffs out of a desire for Hailee Steinfeld's character in Edge of Seventeen to be happy, and every year I pay the terrible price
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Us: Put Pitt In NFL: 👌 Us: No! Not you! Not like this!
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Did you ask Santa for a lobster heist for Christmas? www.foxbusiness.com/economy/400k...
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$400k shipment of live lobsters hijacked en route to Midwest Costco locations
The FBI is investigating the theft of a $400,000 lobster delivery bound for Costco locations in Illinois and Minnesota that was allegedly hijacked.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i stand by this statement every year
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...”

ME: “Yes”

GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...”

ME: “YES”

GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online”

ME: “I’m out”
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It's not even 10am and I've already listened to two unrelated podcasts that took a tangent into discussing the sex lives of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Always good to get multiple perspectives. Thanks @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
John Randle is a very funny man btw
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Thinking about him
The guy who bowled a perfect game on 911
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
@sickoscommittee.org Can I interest you in a score?
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
in these troubled times let’s also review some vital self-defense tactics
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This is so much longer and so much worse than I thought it would be
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Home stretch
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The only touchdown I ever scored was by falling down on top of a ball after the punter dropped the snap in the endzone, so I'm not sure it's a highlight. But in that same game I stuffed a runner on 4th and inches and also tracked across the field in coverage to deflect a pass leading to an INT.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 21/07/2025
You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...
r/AskNYC
u/UmweltUndefined • 3h
Is there anywhere that delivers that will give a discount rate on 65 gallons of milk?
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
That’s right queen
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Karma is real
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Posted on Twitter and figured do it here too. My ranking of 2024 films: 1) I Saw the TV Glow 2) Anora 3) Hit Man 4) Red Rooms 5) Didi 6) Rebel Ridge 7) Challengers 8) Dune 2 9) A Quiet Place Day One 10) Alien Romulus 11) My Old Ass 12) Twisters 13) Conclave 14) Cuckoo 15) Furiosa 16) Caddo Lake
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Do you think Trump was ever made aware of the NORAD Santa Tracker? And if so, how long was the conversation to convince him not to give an order for it to be shot down?
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Justin Scaife @justinscaife.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Such a relief to start fresh here. I can post whatever I want without having to worry about what my followers might think of it. Those 80 people on Twitter were a real burden.
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