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Justin Falcone

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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 1h
its not just you
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 8h
Liberty Biberty is my Ella Langley
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 10h
Hmmm
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 10h
Pauline Kael never actually said "I can't believe Nixon won, nobody I know voted for him" but this is basically the shape of every discourse on here
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 10h
Wonder if there's any connection between people on here not recognizing the biggest pop song in the US & people on here thinking there's no market for AI slop music
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 14h
I watched "Rushmore" last night for the first time in probably 20 years. I'm glad that I now identify less with Max Fischer
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 22h
In an alternate universe colleges have their fraternities organized by numerals and call it "Arabic life"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 30/09/2026
This is true in the same sense that when you say something out loud, you cannot unsay it, but LLM traces are full of it stating something, then going, "wait is that true?" and then making a new, amended statement
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 29/09/2026
Birdman is way up its own ass but I think it's ok for movies to do this sometimes
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 29/09/2026
I found out that my dad's cousin had died & had a funeral from Facebook several months after the fact, so now every time I call my dad I verify that my grandmother hasn't died yet
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 29/09/2026
Hi, friends, sorry if you've been receiving strange messages from me -- I asked Moflin (Casio's AI rodent) to cancel my Planet Fitness membership but it has unfortunately "gone rogue"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 29/09/2026
If a monster restaurant sold human meat, I think the mascot would be a monstropomorphic human
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 29/09/2026
"If an idea was good it would already be popular"
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Brooklyn Web Workers @brooklynwebworkers.com · 28/09/2026
Brooklyn Web Workers is tonight! pools.events/event/pYNobI...
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Brooklyn Web Workers - September 2026 by Brooklyn Web Workers, Mon, Sep 28
Mon, Sep 28 at 7:00pm at Easy Lover, Brooklyn, NY. with Sumanth Srinivasan (https://www.acrosspolyethylene.com/) "Ephemeral Forest: A post-modern web-based reader for The Mahabharata" Matthew Blanco (...
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Saving Wildcats project has confirmed four wildcats released into the Cairngorms National Park this summer has brought the total number released since 2023 to 50 👉 www.thenational.scot/news/2...
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 06/02/2024
Sorry babe, but I'm leaving you for a 10x wife
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 28/09/2026
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 27/09/2026
The song recently set a record on the Billboard Hot 100. People expressed their surprise at this because they had never heard the song before, or believed they hadn't. Other people reacted to _that_ as implausible, or as a result of anti-country music bias, and now people are reacting to that
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 27/09/2026
How would you know you haven't heard a song if you haven't heard it
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 27/09/2026
This whole time AI Discourse was really Gifted Kid Discourse
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Robin James @robinjames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the question of "are you alive?" is ultimately a political question about "are you someone to whom I am obligated?"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 25/09/2026
Lmao I try to only comment on discourse obliquely, so if people don't catch the reference they think there's a gas leak in my house
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 25/09/2026
Just announcing to everyone that I will discriminate against people in hiring decisions for reasons that have nothing to do with job performance! But don't worry, my reasoning is so stupid that it can't be illegal
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Eric Blanc @ericblanc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've got a piece in the NYT today about how collective joy — participatory, youthful, anti-corporate — can defeat Trumpism and transform America www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
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Opinion | Young Democrats Are Putting the Party Back in Politics. It’s Working. (Gift Article)
Fun, free events communicate a larger goal: that everyday people should be able to afford a joyful life.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 25/09/2026
I wonder how long it took me to figure out Righteous Gemstones wasn't a Steven Universe spinoff
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 25/09/2026
always thinking about how "tech" is always couched in terms of new capabilities rather than the affordances of a medium i long for the day that computers are no longer "tech" but just another expressive medium like film, then it will be possible to talk about those affordances
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 24/09/2026
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Networks of New York, 2026 Edition (PRE-ORDER)
SHIPPING SEPTEMBER 2026! Networks of New York is a book by me, Ingrid Burrington. It helps readers identify indicators of physical internet and telecommunications infrastructure in New York City. Usin...
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Serial Experiments Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We always hear about Somerset Maugham but nobody talks about Somerset Daughad
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Josh K-sky @joshksky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
"Darling Nikki" response song from the point of view of the staff in the hotel lobby
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
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Once there was this kid who @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People call this album problematic, but what makes it great—makes it art—is how it’s the sound of a man putting his every Bad Thought on the page, and only recognizing about half of them as being Bad. And then there’s that splashy drumming, that sludgy bass, that sound of barely holding together
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
Wow, all your posts are like this
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To celebrate Spooky Season, let's learn why this vampire bat is running on a treadmill. The three species of vampire bats are the only known mammals to be obligate hemophages: 100% of their calories come from blood. The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) prefers mammals... (📷: Giulia Rossi)
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
www.hillelwayne.com/talks/crosso...
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Is Software Engineering Real Engineering?
Description: What makes software engineering different from “traditional” engineering? To find out, I interviewed 17 “crossovers”: people who have worked professionally as both a software and a tradit...
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data”
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
"None of these idiots know this is staged" is my favorite Dunning-Krugerism
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
Jeff thinks the beans need to take turns
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adve...
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What Killed the Bear Lady?
For 28 years, Kay Grayson lived side-by-side with wild black bears in North Carolina's swampy coastal forests, hand-feeding them, defending them against poachers, and letting them in her home. When sh...
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
What do you suppose motivates this kind of performative incuriosity?
Despite theories to the contrary, investigators have ruled out the idea that Kay's bears killed her.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
don't call it a calculator if it doesn't use chalk
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/09/2026
I'm still committed to this being funny on a conceptual level but I realize now this is in the format of a brain teaser and not a joke
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/09/2026
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/09/2026
Idk this is a little bit like "is it better or worse that Trump is incompetent"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/09/2026
Sorry, battery park turkey, you're yesterday's news
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/09/2026
Love when manhattan bird alert locks onto a new hot bird
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/09/2026
"We must convert the entire earth into data center:" On Exactitude in Science GPT-4o: The Zahir
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/09/2026
I was just gonna argue with you "actually LLMs are more like the Aleph" but now I'm wondering if there's a chart matching specific AI companies to the incomprehensible Borges object they're trying to create
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