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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 01/10/2026
It's that time of year again
A guinea pig in a pumpkin house
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/09/2026
What do you suppose motivates this kind of performative incuriosity?
Despite theories to the contrary, investigators have ruled out the idea that Kay's bears killed her.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 17/09/2026
Maybe these L3 numbers are fake but I can confirm the L4 numbers are real
L3
SWE II
(Entry Level)
$198K

L4
SWE III
$295K
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 16/09/2026
Now, one of these 41 sex-having days was the birthday gangbang. But otherwise she was having sex less than once a week?
it's that time again, my 2024 in stats.
Image is my mood each day. #of days in the year l went outside: 182
socialized: 174
pooped: 213
worked: 118
took a stimulant: 119
drank alcohol: 62
danced: 35
had sex: 41
cried: 71
wrote: 41
gamed: 169
had a good meal: 24
showered: 24
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 15/09/2026
Wonder if these are connected
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 12/09/2026
One of my favorite Wikipedia disambiguation pages
• The Diet of Worms in 1495, at which imperial reforms were pushed through
• The Diet of Worms in 1521, at which Martin Luther was outlawed as a heretic
• Other diets convened in the city of Worms in the years 829, 926, 1076, 1122 and 1545
Music:
• Diet of Worms (band)
Comedy:
• Diet of Worms (comedy group)
Health:
• A name for helminthic therapy, a medical treatment for inflammatory bowel diseases involving the regular consumption of whipworm
Animal biology:
• To learn what worms eat, follow links to individual articles on specific worm species found at main article: Worm.
Fiction:
• see How to Eat Fried Worms
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 12/09/2026
The individual's identity is widely speculated with various potential identities but the man is believed by most to be Jonathan Briley, a 43-year old sound engineer who worked at the Windows on the World on the 106th floor of the North Tower, identified by his family. His brother was Alex Briley.Alexander Briley is an American singer who was the original "G.I." in the disco recording act Village People."]
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 09/09/2026
This written on both of Martin & Bart's campaign posters
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 07/09/2026
Travis Bickle writing in his diary THEY. CANNOT. TOUCH. HER.
AI woman with huge juggs
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 07/09/2026
Just saw a thread going around where people are saying the internet wasn't heavily advertised, it "sold itself"
AOL 1000 free hours
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 06/09/2026
Yes, imagine if the significant content of that message was not in the words, but how they were said
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 03/09/2026
?
Active profile for her account
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 02/09/2026
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 31/08/2026
Great tip!
"Account muted" toast over the above post
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 29/08/2026
I just started reading a paper on Prolog from 1985, and I was curious what the author had been up to since then. Unfortunately all the google results are about her being the mother of Dane DeHaan
Dane DeHaan & Cynthia Boscia DeHaan
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 26/08/2026
Bluesky isn't ready for "actually, clown is an anti-rural slur"
The English word clown was first recorded c. 1560 (as clowne, cloyne) in the generic meaning rustic, boor, peasant. The origin of the word is uncertain, perhaps from a Scandinavian word cognate with clumsy.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 26/08/2026
Just rediscovered the Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube in my camera roll
Joel Osteen Inspiration Cube - Hear Joel's Greatest Inspirations & Sermons
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 26/08/2026
My first gig? Opening for him
Pennywise in sewer from IT (1990)
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 24/08/2026
embrace Smalltalk-72 thought
🎩show for❗️

to for token step stop var start exp (: 👉var.
(👁️←⇒(:start.) 👉start←1).
(👁️to⇒(:stop.) 👉stop←start).
(👁️by⇒(:step.) 👉step←1).
👁️do. :#exp. CODE 24)
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/08/2026
I remember this being one my mom had pinned to her cubicle wall, alongside dilberts and far sides
How to kill 8 hours a day and still keep your job
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 23/08/2026
I feel like I never see Matt Groening's "Life is Hell" comics posted on here, either verbatim or chopped into a meme. Does it just not have any cultural footprint?
The 9 types of relationships from "love is hell"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 21/08/2026
21 Bridges, Shinbone Alley, Tony, Mean Streets
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 20/08/2026
Talk to the people who would use this for dream use cases — the cancer scientists, the people who want to make material goods out of it - and they will tell you it's either a marginally useful if unreliable trick or completely useless. It has produced 0% of the utopian products promised.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 19/08/2026
We studied "the bible as/in literature" when I was in high school, suburban MA in the early 00s
The bible as/in literature
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 18/08/2026
My Dracula & 1931 rankings, so you know what kind of idiot I am
Dracula ranked, with the Coppola one at #1 and the Browning one at #81931 ranking, with Dr Jekyll at #1, Frankenstein at #7, and Dracula at #17
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 18/08/2026
Seems kind of silly that we're still debating the ethics of "child stars" when we've had the solution for decades
Martin Short in Clifford (pictured with Charles Grodin)
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 17/08/2026
(Apologies for doing a Bit in your notifications)
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 15/08/2026
I assume Camp Miasma will be popular on Bluesky so I've made a template for upcoming discourse
blank "Wow cool robot" meme but with Little Death from "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 13/08/2026
Can't believe these are my targeted ads now
Gmail ad for scally caps
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 13/08/2026
Come on. People were "falling in love" with GPT 4o but that was obviously not, like, a sentient being deserving of human rights, and it does not follow that an AI that can do more work/cook more brains would be more like a human.
To me, the foundational tension of modern Al is this: If the stated goal is to create a human-level intelligence that can replace human workers but lacks human rights, then the real aspiration is slavery; but if human-level intelligence is impossible, then the industry's stated goal is a lie.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 12/08/2026
You were doomed the second you made eye contact
Amy Klobuchar
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 07/08/2026
perfect timeline juxtaposition
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 07/08/2026
We are not innocent ourselves
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 07/08/2026
Bluesky Elder

This user has been here since before the media tab (August 2023). This label is not a label of honor—no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
This label is meant in jest and dates to early experiments in labeling. It is applied to the first 800,000 Bluesky accounts. Appeals honored.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 07/08/2026
"Not my problem"?
(Root post): "Is there a way to donate where my contact information is not sold to every other campaign"
Quote: I stopped donating to politicians for this very reason. "Not my problem."
Reply: Same. Never again.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 04/08/2026
Wikipedia is divided on whether the Trojan Horse is a war crime or not
Wikipedia article on "perfidy" citing the Trojan horseWikipedia article on "ruse de guerre" which also uses Trojan horse as example
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 03/08/2026
One is fake and one is real but these are the same kind of slop
Woman arrested after posing as a zoo tour guide, leading 18 guests on a one-hour tour while making up facts about the ottersThe hill I will die on: Games are the opposite of fun, and I'd ban them for anyone over 12
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 01/08/2026
Utility pole with a sticker reading "I love Van Dyke Parks"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 28/07/2026
Putting aside the content of this chart -- why are approve/disapprove charts rendered in this "double-helix" style instead of stacked with the "don't know"s in the middle?
Line chart showing economic outlook, with two crisscrossing lines for "poor" vs "good"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 27/07/2026
Late Night talk-show hosts who were on national television when it happened www.thenation.com/article/cult...
Leno's instinct wasn't to go after McDonald's for selling 190-degree coffee in cheap cups that routinely scald people. Instead, his take was that a mind-numbingly stupid Liebeck wanted McDonald's to pay her millions for her own lack of common sense. Leno helped turn her into a poster child for frivolous lawsuits and grifters. As he sniped one night,
"Now she claims she broke her nose on the sneeze-guard at Sizzler looking at the chick peas!" Liebeck's lawyer even tried explaining the actual case to Leno in the hope that the late-night host might alter his jokes to stop portraying Liebeck as a professional victim filing a frivolous lawsuit. Leno wasn't interested he'd found comedy gold and so confined Liebeck to the status of national punch line to mine it.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 25/07/2026
Corn FlakesGrain BowlPam from the Office "it's the same picture"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 22/07/2026
Found abandoned on the street
Copy of book "JavaScript: the Good Parts" left on the street
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 18/07/2026
Shirt by @cubegho.st
Me, 2021, during my first pandemic conversation pit mania. I'm in my pajamas, sitting on a makeshift couch in my kitchen. I'm wearing a shirt that reads "my body is experiencing the slow heat death of the universe"Me, moments ago. I'm wearing the same shirt, but the screenprinting has faded into oblivion, but its prophecy has come true
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 14/07/2026
Finally an answer to Moflin, Casio's AI rodent companion
Caption: Moflin is a Smart
Companion Powered by AI, with emotions like a living creature
designed to support, reassure, and grow with you through life's everyday moments
Adopt A Moflin

Picture: a smiling woman holding a furry ball that looks like a tribble
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 14/07/2026
Father Karras at the end of "The Exorcist"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 10/07/2026
Man, some of the replies to this are bleak. There are options between "celibacy" and "rape culture"; you are still letting the patriarchy colonize your mind even if you choose the former
In any situation in my life of "oh boys don't pick up on any clues" I see
the clues but risk/reward isn't worth itthese types of stories are always faintly distressing because what was the teller supposed to do. grab her, someone does have to say something. this how we get "she mentioned her glutes" brain- this can be awkward but it's better than the alternative, acting on signs that aren't there.
- you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but if you don't take them nobody can call you a creep or a weirdo, which means you win
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 09/07/2026
Page 11 convention2021.dsausa.org/files/sites/...
 "Abolish USAID, NED, Voice of America, and other governmental agencies that cynically
disguise capitalist control as aid and journalism"
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 08/07/2026
Oh wow not just a memory i guess
What next, are we planning a big celebration for 30-50 feral hogs in 3-5 minutes day, also known as it's just a coincidence that it adds up to 88 day?
12:57 PM • Jan 27, 2026
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 07/07/2026
Ah, of course
My Graham Platner
Apology
KEN KLIPPENSTEINAs for me, my apology is as follows:
[This space left intentionally blank]
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 03/07/2026
I feel like we're not really covering new ground with today's "semiotics of the American flag" discourse
Kendrick Lamar performing at Super Bowl LIX, surrounded by backup dancers composing an American flag
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