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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 19h

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Tony Schiavone on the Nitro after Hogan's turn

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 18h

Im a 3 but only because Tommy Lee Jones is the goat

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19h

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Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 18h

The trading card flippers who are nonstop “chat this is a $100 card all day chat chat you gotta bit up chat swipe chat oh my god chat thats a steal chat” They dont have a tenth of Dons charisma or salesmanship. And they give whatnot a bad rep

Bluesky Bluemaga cant see the forest for the trees because neither is Blue No Matter Who

ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/06/2024

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picking a fight with liberal young women in a red state is like picking a fight with a dude with cauliflower ears

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The one-two punch of Larry and then Bobby on color will never be matched.

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My bologna has a first name, its r a c i s t! My bologna has a second name its m o t h e r f u c k e r!

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 23h

People validly shit on the Don West wannabes on Whatnot but it is the best platform for deals on everything else. I am doing all my Xmas shopping on the cheap from the storage locker flippers.

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I just got a notice that my kids elementary school was on lockdown because a kid from the HS next door left campus. They take ditching class seriously around here

Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 23h

Transit give poor people mobility. SPD give poor people beatings. It's pretty obvious why the Time reports things the way they do.

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HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That's not shaq

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Youre throwing some big words at me and I dont understand them so Im going to take them as disrespect. Everyone loves boobs!

Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Are you sure this isn’t a Tower of Power concert?

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Did say Seahawks havent recovered an onside since 2009? Because there was a pretty famous one in 2015

Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

But if they just did the pto thing, they couldnt put out a press release on it

Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Without the online friends I’ve made over the years, some of whom have become offline friends (even recently!), I would be a much, much lonelier person. Social media feels evil sometimes, but it makes some miracles too.

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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 03/10/2026

Doing it with beer (when you're already a little bit drunk) is a variation known as the devil's fuzzy wager

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'

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Strange Currencies @strangecurrencies.org · 03/10/2026

The best thing about Pentagon and Pentagon Jr. is that they were created to be the nemesis of Octagon and Octagon Jr. I love the idea that certain shapes naturally hate other shapes.

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Broader issues aside, what do they think happens in two years when this admin is out? Even if you were betting on Vance or whoever, Trumps bribability is unmatched so either your deal blows up or gets wildly more expensive

Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Im no Britainologist but it might have had something to do with all the bombing

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The irony of “Senior White House official” calling anyone or anything a “pussy move.”

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kentonagbone @kentonagbone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The data centre hosting my AI girlfriend is in Canada you wouldn't know her

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rizzdani, The Savior of New York will return in Avengers:Doomsday

Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Im old so every time I see someone complaining about CRT, my first thought is they aren't fans of retro video games.

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They really underestimate how popular the AOC/Ms Rachel 2028 posters would be

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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Are they talking about wrestlers? Because once they traded somas for playstations, the death rate plummeted.

Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm going to answer all questions like this. "Sir do you know why I pulled you over?" "Dude, where have you been all week?" "You know you can't just show up to work when you feel like it" We have the greatest economy in the history of our country. Its the new "just here so I dont get fined"

Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And even if they did exist, they're clearly wildly ineffective!

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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shout out to you; your additional info changed my court vote