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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦

@justbangs.bsky.social
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The President and Vice President separately and for different reasons designated me a terrorist. So I got that going for me.

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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The IT losers weren't alphas, had low T and blue hair and septum piercings. So they had to go
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17h
I’ve been stewing about this for days
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 16h
The lady trying to get a picture:
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 18h
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...... Is MarkWayne a Tuvix situation because that would explain ALOT!
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So ya gonna do something about it or nah?
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did last weeks SNW have a Lower Decks nod in the background?
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best part was that he wanted it unequivocally clear that Caitlin Clark was playing 😂
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Bluey line is real. I cant watch a damn thing anymore. Its just Owl House 24/7 (which thankfully is fantastic and a huge recommend)
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m a stay at home parent and I will gladly pay more in taxes so that those that are less privileged can choose for themselves. Probably wont even cost, just take it out of Hegseths Popov budget
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Erica once again bringing fantastic reporting on the Seattle SC. Read through this and never have Imposter Syndrome again.
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Karen VH @designinginward.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gentle reminder: the void is for screaming, the abyss is for staring, please don't mix that up and ruin the experience for the rest of us
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Havana Syndrome Enjoyer @mommy-makhno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have never once seen a seattle police officer and felt safe at all, let alone safer than the normal default
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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MINA, NO
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is why this country’s in the damn shape it’s in!!
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TIL about Slutcon and I think Im more flabbergasted by anyone defending it than it existing in the first place. Idk, people use to keep shit on the low
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gosh I dunno maybe naming an event explicitly designed to deliver women to men "Slutcon" is a tell that "rationalism" and AI "safety" (in scare quotes because I don't buy the industry's self-important claims about world-ending capabilities) isn't an environment or industry that's safe for women
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh boy did you follow the wrong account
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I cant even argue this
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elliott Page as Kyle Pryde will return…
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Furry thing doesnt do it for me but I kinda want to fly on the Furry plane. I want my Crown&Diet served by a Wolf fursona. I want a Badger giving me the safety instructions. I want to see the difficult passenger “accidentally” get wacked in the face repeatedly with a tail
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Daniel LeRoy Tirebiter @danmofftarkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Late ‘90s WCW superstar Buff Bagwell in the ring and cutting a promo, but a word balloon has been added to make it look like the attached post are his words. For anyone who doesn’t know, during Bagwell’s very brief stint with WWE in 2001, his mother Judy infamously called the head of talent relations to say he needed time off and complain about his travel accommodations.
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never cared what the NYT said about anything and The Shield all the way down at 70 just reinforces that
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Theyre just jumping on viral tiktoks
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
What if I bring egg nog to my job interview and slowly drink it in front of you while maintaining eye contact?
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Insisting on cameras at the specific site of a one-time tragedy is exactly like making everyone take their shoes off at airport security. It's responding to the last incident as if every future incident will be identical.
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NPR sucking up to fascists is extra wild because they already lost the money
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Theyre not even turning. They just want the appearance of independence until the election. Then its right back to diaper changing duty
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WCW Worldwide Fansite @wcwworldwide.com · 25/09/2026
HES A WILLLLD MAN
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😭😭
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Same. And I was the only one in my class that knew the Dwight Yoakum song we were learning to which was somehow even more ostracizing
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Johnny @johnnyzcz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's like the communist/socialist allegations. Just embrace that shit. They're gonna call you it anyway, so just be a gay trans socialist.
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I quit. Im moving in to Cornys basement
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If Lil Naitch isn’t a first ballot Hall of Famer, no one is
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SquidTips - Aj/Alex/He🏍 🦑🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @squidtips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the absolute drivel SPOG has posted in the last couple months about @mayor.seattle.gov The message that I'm getting from all this is to abandon any good-faith engagement with her, or anyone in her office, because clearly bad-faith pressure campaigns are more effective
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RexRath @rexrath.dev · 23/09/2026
Hey everyone, money is getting really tight for me and I'm having trouble finding a new job, if you could send some bucks my way and/or share this, that would be a big help. gofund.me/2fdca29fd
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Handlebar-Orion X.🟦ᴺᵉʳᵈʸ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵠᵘᵃᵈʳᵒᵒⁿ ʲᵉʷ @handlebarorionx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From rewatching the Herb Abrams UWF episode of Darkside Of The Ring, doesn't John Arezzi look like Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons? #darksideofthering
John ArezziMayor Quimby
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Logan Paul > DDP @wokemrempty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How about a series based off the real life experiences of Bangs, where his generation was set to inhereit the earth and instead the world gradually but suddenly blows up into smoke by a dozen once in a life time crisis caused by boomers. It will scare the kids straight
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Javelina Habba @7000moonpies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Joseph H Fucking Pesci! Why are Republicans so god damned fucking weird????
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Logan Paul > DDP @wokemrempty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Because these days we can barely tell
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For a second I was thinking we were putting heel/face next to guys names 😂
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gilafied 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @gilafied.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love every single person who has ever put up a "how to fix this thing you own" video on youtube. You have saved us with car repairs, saved us from buying a new phone and now from buying a new tv. Generousity and kindness can be found, galore.
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This damn feed is making me want to start collecting oddball comics in 9.8
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im not one to turn my nose up at the Chiefs not getting every benefit of the doubt but that call was egregious
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Brak Obama 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @justbangs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think Simone Biles’ husband just scored a TD on SNF
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