HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 11hFire Marshall, screaming: WHY IS YOUR KITCHEN ON FIRE AT 4AM? Me, calmly: I didn't have any bananas left, so I had to make do with what I had. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If any amateur mugger wants an easy score, you can rob me when I stagger back to my apartment after my morning walk. I'm so exhausted and out of it I don't know my own name or what time of day it is. #payitforward 000
Reposted by HOA ScumbagMystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#MysteryWrestling29andahalf is LIVE & FREE THIS SUNDAY at 5:00 PM ET on: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/eS_N1ig... Evil Uno & Jon Cruz on commentary! Sasquatch vs. Johnny Mystery FOR ALL THE MARBLES! Tell EVERYONE to tune in! WE DARE YOU! #MysteryWrestlingtwitch.tvEvilUno - TwitchThis is home to Mystery Wrestling and a bunch of other dumb Evil Uno streams! MysteryWrestling.com for more... — EvilUno streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their... 14120
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You all rolled your eyes at me whenever I typed out Micro$oft or Micro$hit Winblows in the early 2000's, but it looks like I was right all along! 031
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bet I could do more bicep curl reps if I had a man bun. 000
Reposted by HOA ScumbagEmily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“I’d love to come over, but I have big plans for the weekend.” The plans: 021
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Hold on a second - why is everyone Australian?" - me, watching behind the scenes cast interviews for literally any prestige American TV drama. 000
Reposted by HOA Scumbagjon christian @jonchristian.net · 15/09/2026ed sheeran is one of those grotesquely fascinating celebrities where he's clearly attained massive success and yet i have never met a single person who expressed enthusiasm for his music 3544
Reposted by HOA ScumbagThe hottest dad on Bluesky @coconono.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my dude, what the fuck are you doing 022
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just heard someone pronounce Galaga as Ga-LAH-ga and now I am triggered. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"The great thing about chilli is it lasts forever!" (Eats 15 day old chilli from the fridge, immediately dies of a unique and undiscovered bacterial infection) 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 08/09/2026STOP calling me when I'm trying to watch a movie, for fuck's sake. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Yeah I'm an influencer - I'm going to influence your face with my fist. 000
Reposted by HOA ScumbagThe hottest dad on Bluesky @coconono.bsky.social · 03/09/2026if you see it eating other people, its going to eat you eventually 011
Reposted by HOA ScumbagHandlebar-Orion X.🟦ᴺᵉʳᵈʸ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵠᵘᵃᵈʳᵒᵒⁿ ʲᵉʷ @handlebarorionx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#AEWDynamite next week will be live from Glasgow! ( @maffewgregg.bsky.social ) 3325
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 23/08/2026"Oh Christ, he's brought a guitar" - me, at every party. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I resent that I have to use Adobe Acrobat as much as I do. 010
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It's a cup of tea, dipshit. Literally every person on the planet knows what it tastes like. 010
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I've always liked sourdough bread, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You do realize you have to piss and shit inside your stillsuit, right? That'll be a no from me dawg. 100
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Here's a life hack: don't drink cold press black coffee with sugar when you're already angry. I did and it made me want to lift up a car and throw it at someone, Incredible Hulk style. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The Soldier of Fortune 2 multiplayer test demo was my Fortnite. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Do you carb? I carb quite often, it's the latest thing. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Every day when I go for my morning walks and manage *not* to tread on any dogshit is a victory for all humanity. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Can A.I. cook this beef and potato curry for me? Cause I really don't want to spend the next hour and a half in the kitchen. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If your full time job is streaming retro games on Twitch.tv, I'm sorry, but you don't need a full ZZ Top beard. These beards are getting out of control. We need to bring back the Tsar Peter beard tax to reign things in. 010
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Remember when installing a CPU was like inserting a game cartridge into a console? Bring that back. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If you think about it hard enough, every game is a Soulslike. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The coveted Jack Skelington pajama pants demographic. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Sometimes I'll rewatch Rounders, not for any of the poker stuff, but just to hear John Malkovich's incredible Russian accent again. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 17/07/2026No, you are not going to "fix her." You'll likely make it even worse. 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Me concernedly, at a concert where everyone is singing along to every song: "How do you all know all the words? Did they hand out lyric sheets in the entrance? I didn't get one." 000
HOA Scumbag @ah1980.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Great job! You just killed iD Software! What an incredible thing to put in your resume and LinkedIn. 000
