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Mike Jurney

@jurney.bsky.social
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New Mexican, New Yorker, Dad, SRE, Gardener.

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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 7h
The thing is it's not my job to consider the moral implications of calling you a nazi, it's your job to not do so much nazi shit that I feel compelled to say it
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 11h
Just saw someone post "I dilute myself into thinking" and I am FASCINATED by the implications.
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Allison Hantschel @allisonhantschel.com · 09/10/2026
If more of them talked like that, more of them would.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I live in Lawler's district and I can tell you people LOVE him for the SALT cap raise. He runs on it, people put "Mike - Thanks for the SALT!" signs in their yards. It's the one unifying thing people point to as pretty good. If she can puncture that, oh man. She might actually have a chance.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not all of my guy friends have kids, but to a man the ones that do are great dads and I love that
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is definitely not listening to Yglesias/Klein/PodSave reactionary centrist crowd, he does not think his marginal voter is a white-supremacist, and that is what makes him such an attractive candidate to the vast majority of US who are not white-supremacists.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This debate performance is really going to help Ossoff stand out in the 2028 pack specifically because "does not eat shit in a debate" is going to be a top qualification for so many Democratic voters
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I cannot yes-and this hard enough. It's an absolute and total came-changer.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is genuinely wild to me how much of the reporting on Hurricane Isaias is focused on the impact it could have on college football. Even when they DO talk about how historically late it is for a first hurricane, and the climate aspect and its implications, the major impacts are all about football.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think about this every day at my job where after 30 years of relentless knowledge acquisition and being in the room when things went wrong taught me mountains about how to do my kind of work, often by having not been nearly as good at it as my peers who were, frankly, inventing the discipline.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my favorite YouTube subgenres is "I saw a thing in a very remote area on Google Earth, and then I hiked out to it, and it sure was weird."
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Federalist Society says what..?
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. It will also feed the many, many LLM-backed systems of dominance and control the federal government kicked off building when DOGE stole and aggregated essentially all existing federal data about US citizens. There's a reason they love these tools.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Huh, look at that. She thought MAGA mainly hated libs, but it turns out they actually like white people more than they hate poor people. Because they're first and foremost racists. Yes, all of them.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Similarly, people treat 9/11 as if it was a natural disaster and not a profound professional failure of the republican government that was in power at the time. Kind people that I like and respect said things like "I didn't vote for bush but I'm glad gore wasn't in office on the day...". Maddening.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I swear I'm going to lose my mind when the democrats get back some power and refuse to fight for anything that matters because "that would make us as bad as they are." No shit, idiots. Be worse.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"After having run the table for the last 10 years, massively pulling the entire society in a direction that almost everyone except for the tiny extremist minority I'm a part of hates, we're starting to lose momentum. Now is obviously the time for everyone to focus on compromise."
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NYC is a pretty good metaphor for the whole country, honestly. The vast majority of its people are more-or-less focused on living a good life and building a generous society for everyone, but they can't because they have to deal with Staten fucking Island which hates having to be a part of it.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you haven't read this, you should
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It wouldn't be a terrible use of a wish to used it to embody her for just long enough to say "don't get shitty with us just because you don't know ball"
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brb changing my username to "DCC Frogger Truther"
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A mishap with a WD-40 can and some garden clippers a few weeks ago combined with three days of rain to make these bubbles in my driveway.
Iridescent bubbles on the left, wet asphalt on the right.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And to be clear at the root of this is the MAGA demand to be liked. This is about people not caring about *country* music, the discussion isn't genre-neutral. The antebellum South insisted not just that they keep slavery, but that the north acknowledge that it was fine and good for them to do so.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a really good point, is the only major genre where engaging with it regularly puts you in direct conversation with MAGA and its people. If you avoid that sort of thing, you're implicitly avoiding contemporary country.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Put as gently as possible, Americans cope poorly with information density. The display on the left might as well be blank for the overwhelming majority of us, even those of us who regularly ride public transit and use displays like these to navigate it.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's the thing though. One of those people thinks the other is incorrect but the other thinks they're *illegitimate*. There isn't parity between "woke" and "right wing", one demands the extinction of the other by violence if necessary.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly I'm a little curious but I'll be damned if I'm going to go search for it and make myself perceived by the algoverse as potential prey for the merchants of fiddle rock.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Oh, for a muse of fucking fire" would kick H5 even harder
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Nor'easter" has got to be the black sheep of the contraction family. Doesn't even save a syllable.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Country music fans recognize this well. We..." well there's your answer right there. Of course you can't imagine a life where country music is absolutely irrelevant, it's a big part of your everyday experience! That inability isn't my problem, it's yours. Journalist.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I spend a lot of time wondering why the 20th century went the way it did post WWII, and I think about the kind of men who lived through the intensity of it versus those who didn't and who their lifelong friends were. And then there's this fucking guy. Gross.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hell, the whole FBI bestiality thing is because Ka$h has some bro he wants to hire, but he got brutally hazed at whatever frat or secret society he joined and there's pictures. That's it, isn't it?
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is my district, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, when are you going to do something about Golden's absolute refusal to be a part of the team? Why does he still have ANY committee assignments? Why don't you want to flip NY-17? "I'm actually bipartisan *is the lawler campaign message right now*.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm increasingly certain that there are really only two overarching economic perspectives in this country: gardeners and arsonists.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Again and again these people show up in the republican world and the problem isn't that they're nazis exactly, it's that they're Waffen Weebs who love that edgy nazi aura and nobody has slapped any sense into them yet. And if nobody does, well, that's how you get actual nazis.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*adult lifetime but yeah
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the UK in 2024 Labour had a massive victory, and gained a 170+ seat majority in parliament. The achieved absolutely nothing, because their leadership was garbage. It won't matter one ounce whether or by how much the Dems win congress if people like this are put in charge. Garbage leadership.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Waffen weebs run the day to day operations of the Republican party" is something almost everyone knows, but somehow has no consequences ever
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The uncomfortable truth, which we see glimpses of all time, is that the republican party's staffer class is stuffed to the gills with waffen weebs and there isn't a single midterm republican campaign that doesn't have at least a little knot of people on the payroll that have had a 1488 username
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow, charging people $88k for a picture with trump at the convention fundraiser sure is a very specific kind of choice for a republican party full of waffen weebs.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The new Elephant Graveyard feels like what happens when "we need a joe rogan of the left" and "dark biden" are both murdered in an alley by someone who's sat and watched a whole sunset from start to finish and then had a nice dinner with a good friend and never thought about it again.
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How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I keep seeing this, and I keep seeing the bystanders, and I keep thinking "the hand that holds a phone can make a fist"
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Mike Jurney @jurney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it's awesome
The dashboard of a Slate pickup truck. It's minimal and largely distraction-free.
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