Reposted by onion personOnion Inc Union @onionunion.bsky.social · 11hThe Onion Union has four months until our contract expires. Here are some tips to unionize your workplace. 026747
Reposted by onion persont0ussaint ☭黑人问号脸 @t0ussaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026podcast with the authors of this story discussing the Brown Brothers slop publishing empire youtu.be/tfw3c5RLB_Y?...youtu.beFake Empire | Kill The ComputerYouTube video by Kill The Computer 1373
onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you 451798185
onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary 23142786
onion person @junlper.beer · 27/09/2026new episode where we talk to @mharrisondupre.bsky.social and @jonchristian.net about a growing media slop empire populated by ai written articles and characters podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...podcasts.apple.comFake EmpirePodcast Episode · Kill The Computer · September 24 · 1h 3m 416017
Reposted by onion personBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Onion Sports handles are back! Stay tuned! 24115865
Reposted by onion personOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc... 211269174
onion person @junlper.beer · 24/09/2026we’re launching new onion sports socials! if you love sports check it out and maybe give it a follow 1347527
Reposted by onion personOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong theonion.com/player-profi... 545358
Reposted by onion personThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Follow @onionsports.bsky.social for all the coverage and analysis you need to confidently gamble up to your credit limit. 227121
onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026was just awe struck during those last two episodes. maybe the best build up to massive reveals and twists i’ve seen in awhile 031
onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026i thought it was going to be a fairly standard post apocalypse drama but it genuinely is one of the greatest shows i’ve watched in awhile. caught up with it just in time to live watch the last 2 episodes of season 3 2790
onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026apple TV is the only streaming service thats consistently producing television that’s really worth anything at all and its not even close 106195596
onion person @junlper.beer · 21/09/2026been seeing people confused why tgirl baseball is taking off and i think its because its fun to hang out in a park and drink beers with friends while your friends who’ve been practicing and getting better at a sport play phenomenal baseball for you 362074106
onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026crazy moments in tgirl baseball history: the debut of the chicago beaches mascot slabitha doing her iconic pete buttigieg high hopes dance 211818177
onion person @junlper.beer · 19/09/2026they’re saying that the chicago vs new york tgirl baseball game was the greatest game of baseball ever played 19122553
Reposted by onion personhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112041903
onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026midwest oil refinery shuts down due to lack of supply. saudi arabia is unable to provide any oil to anyone until october. the bab al-mandab and hormuz strait both closed. it’s so cool to be alive in the worst energy crisis in history. can only get this with republican leadership! 502551289
onion person @junlper.beer · 17/09/2026went to my first (chicago) DSA meeting tonight, it was genuinely so great. join DSA, its worth itact.dsausa.orgJoin DSA. Become a member today.Democratic socialists have an historic opportunity and responsibility to play a central role in continuing the political revolution for the long term. As a democratic, grassroots organization, DSA is ... 371271145
Reposted by onion personThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 273655744
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026i own a lot of objects and i think the onion totebag is the most useful object that i touch with my hands every day 13103522
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026like dude this is insane tidal.com/track/443856...tidal.comTotal Wife - (dead b)Listen to (dead b) on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 2450
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026super fascinating album. it’s like if you mixed my bloody valentine with some breakcore elements. such a surprisingly phenomenal combination tidal.com/album/443856...tidal.comTotal Wife - come back downListen to come back down on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 141845
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026there’s been some legendarily incorrect iran war takes that age worse with every passing day 905062388
Reposted by onion personMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour. 157101832208
onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026do you gave a more perfect university chapter at your college? it seems like they get a fair amount of resources to fight against flock policies. they got cameras taking down at madison UW 1530
Reposted by onion personAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth 11077503615
onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026there’s reports of cops using flock to stalk their wives, gfs or people they just want to date or are interested in. its horrifying what investigations have already dug up 11255
onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026i don’t mean to be alarmist but we essentially do not have any privacy anymore in the US. we talk about it in depth here podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...podcasts.apple.comAmerican PanopticonPodcast Episode · Kill The Computer · September 5 · 1h 18m 445544
onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026before i read up on what flock is capable of i knew it was scary, but once i read reporting on exactly what cops are able to see and what information its able to parse from very little input, it genuinely became terrifying that this is in every corner of the country 211862450
onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026found a new favorite place of mine in chicago, plant place called sprout home on chicago and damen. they have an outdoor spot with beautiful plants and an upstairs area with an overview of the corner, its so peaceful 1271522
onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026we’re doing the kill the computer mailbag episode soon, you send any questions for us at killthecomputershow@gmail.com or on the killthecomputer.com mail feature!killthecomputer.comKill the ComputerA podcast with Caleb and June about how the internet spills into the real world. Episodes, clips, games, and more. 01335
onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026josh and i listened to our dear listeners, we recorded our dramatic reading of chapter 2 of the zootopia abortion comicpatreon.comJosh and June read the Zootopia abortion comic, part 2 | Ill ConceivedJosh and June read the Zootopia abortion comic, part 2 by Ill Conceived on Patreon. Join Ill Conceived's community for exclusive content and updates. 1634311
onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026went to vintage computer festival today, its so funny how nerds who aren’t fascists or love ai are still out there making super neat stuff and love showing off their cool old repurposed tech 272882258
Reposted by onion personBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government. 7258101128
onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports 7375802173
Reposted by onion personBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/202613-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.theonion.comNew Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te... 183119552009
onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026absolutely phenomenal video youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?...youtu.beHow Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and DepravityYouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard 28818101
onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026when i was younger and listened to some kind of nature by gorillaz i was like wow they got some REALLY old guy to do some vocals on the track and when i got into lou reed later in life i was like oh my fucking god thats like one of the last recordings lou reed ever didtidal.comGorillaz & Lou Reed - Some Kind of Nature (feat. Lou Reed)Listen to Some Kind of Nature (feat. Lou Reed) on TIDAL 4242