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@junlper.beer
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my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer i am a host on the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast: - killthecomputer.com - illconceivedpodcast.com social media at @theonion.com

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Onion Inc Union @onionunion.bsky.social · 11h
The Onion Union has four months until our contract expires. Here are some tips to unionize your workplace.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/09/2026
thank you
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t0ussaint ☭黑人问号脸 @t0ussaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
podcast with the authors of this story discussing the Brown Brothers slop publishing empire youtu.be/tfw3c5RLB_Y?...
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Fake Empire | Kill The Computer
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026
openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026
from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/09/2026
new episode where we talk to @mharrisondupre.bsky.social and @jonchristian.net about a growing media slop empire populated by ai written articles and characters podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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Fake Empire
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · September 24 · 1h 3m
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Onion Sports handles are back! Stay tuned!
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/09/2026
we’re launching new onion sports socials! if you love sports check it out and maybe give it a follow
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong theonion.com/player-profi...
Good Luck Charm: Chicago dog in back left pocketComfort Movie: Believes movies should challenge, not comfort
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Follow @onionsports.bsky.social for all the coverage and analysis you need to confidently gamble up to your credit limit.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026
was just awe struck during those last two episodes. maybe the best build up to massive reveals and twists i’ve seen in awhile
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026
i thought it was going to be a fairly standard post apocalypse drama but it genuinely is one of the greatest shows i’ve watched in awhile. caught up with it just in time to live watch the last 2 episodes of season 3
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026
apple TV is the only streaming service thats consistently producing television that’s really worth anything at all and its not even close
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2026
destroy the global economy mode activated
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/09/2026
been seeing people confused why tgirl baseball is taking off and i think its because its fun to hang out in a park and drink beers with friends while your friends who’ve been practicing and getting better at a sport play phenomenal baseball for you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026
crazy moments in tgirl baseball history: the debut of the chicago beaches mascot slabitha doing her iconic pete buttigieg high hopes dance
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026
youre the GOAT
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/09/2026
they’re saying that the chicago vs new york tgirl baseball game was the greatest game of baseball ever played
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
midwest oil refinery shuts down due to lack of supply. saudi arabia is unable to provide any oil to anyone until october. the bab al-mandab and hormuz strait both closed. it’s so cool to be alive in the worst energy crisis in history. can only get this with republican leadership!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/09/2026
yup!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/09/2026
do it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/09/2026
went to my first (chicago) DSA meeting tonight, it was genuinely so great. join DSA, its worth it
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Democratic socialists have an historic opportunity and responsibility to play a central role in continuing the political revolution for the long term. As a democratic, grassroots organization, DSA is ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026
i own a lot of objects and i think the onion totebag is the most useful object that i touch with my hands every day
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026
like dude this is insane tidal.com/track/443856...
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Total Wife - (dead b)
Listen to (dead b) on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026
super fascinating album. it’s like if you mixed my bloody valentine with some breakcore elements. such a surprisingly phenomenal combination tidal.com/album/443856...
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Total Wife - come back down
Listen to come back down on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026
there’s been some legendarily incorrect iran war takes that age worse with every passing day
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/09/2026
remember that song thrift shop
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
do you gave a more perfect university chapter at your college? it seems like they get a fair amount of resources to fight against flock policies. they got cameras taking down at madison UW
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
chicago is the greatest american city
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
there’s reports of cops using flock to stalk their wives, gfs or people they just want to date or are interested in. its horrifying what investigations have already dug up
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
i don’t mean to be alarmist but we essentially do not have any privacy anymore in the US. we talk about it in depth here podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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American Panopticon
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · September 5 · 1h 18m
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
before i read up on what flock is capable of i knew it was scary, but once i read reporting on exactly what cops are able to see and what information its able to parse from very little input, it genuinely became terrifying that this is in every corner of the country
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
found a new favorite place of mine in chicago, plant place called sprout home on chicago and damen. they have an outdoor spot with beautiful plants and an upstairs area with an overview of the corner, its so peaceful
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026
we’re doing the kill the computer mailbag episode soon, you send any questions for us at killthecomputershow@gmail.com or on the killthecomputer.com mail feature!
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Kill the Computer
A podcast with Caleb and June about how the internet spills into the real world. Episodes, clips, games, and more.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026
josh and i listened to our dear listeners, we recorded our dramatic reading of chapter 2 of the zootopia abortion comic
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Josh and June read the Zootopia abortion comic, part 2 | Ill Conceived
Josh and June read the Zootopia abortion comic, part 2 by Ill Conceived on Patreon. Join Ill Conceived's community for exclusive content and updates.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/09/2026
went to vintage computer festival today, its so funny how nerds who aren’t fascists or love ai are still out there making super neat stuff and love showing off their cool old repurposed tech
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
are you stupid
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
absolutely phenomenal video youtu.be/wn9pQb4ukBo?...
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How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
how have i never realized this lmfao
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
holy shit are you kidding me
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
when i was younger and listened to some kind of nature by gorillaz i was like wow they got some REALLY old guy to do some vocals on the track and when i got into lou reed later in life i was like oh my fucking god thats like one of the last recordings lou reed ever did
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Gorillaz & Lou Reed - Some Kind of Nature (feat. Lou Reed)
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