onion person @junlper.beer · 3hreading the book was an exercise in extreme self torture i swear to god nearly every single page had at least one “it’s not x, it’s y” and these triple emphasis beats like this 3574054
onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026crazy moments in tgirl baseball history: the debut of the chicago beaches mascot slabitha doing her iconic pete buttigieg high hopes dance 211820179
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026i own a lot of objects and i think the onion totebag is the most useful object that i touch with my hands every day 13103222
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026there’s been some legendarily incorrect iran war takes that age worse with every passing day 905062388
onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026found a new favorite place of mine in chicago, plant place called sprout home on chicago and damen. they have an outdoor spot with beautiful plants and an upstairs area with an overview of the corner, its so peaceful 1271522
onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026its so funny how little trump cared about charlie kirk dying 352552238
onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026why did he write kirks name on a piece of paper and run around showing it to people 991701101
onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026new apartment update: freshwater tank with live plants and shrimp and snails 2686915
onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible 1053639536
onion person @junlper.beer · 07/09/2026i’ve been obsessed with the rightwing meltdown over jelly roll that’s been going on 45110950
onion person @junlper.beer · 06/09/2026a country ran entirely by the “trigger the libs” mindset. completely embarrassing 1173253253
onion person @junlper.beer · 06/09/2026absolutely love this chicago auto shop that has lightning mcqueen for its logo 4799657
onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit 16277371034
onion person @junlper.beer · 02/09/2026beast week season 3 is going to be the BIGGEST beast week we’ve done yet 1591123
onion person @junlper.beer · 31/08/2026rightwingers have been making a big deal and melting down emotionally about this post and its meaningless. they don’t actually care. it’s obvious to normal people its crocodile tears. all rightwingers are running on is identity politics against arabic people 371979167
onion person @junlper.beer · 27/08/2026meanwhile, hakeem jeffries has appointed the furthest right, pro israel, self declared “ron desantis democrat” to one of the most influential positions for foreign policy. hakeem jefferies cannot be house leader come 2027 292177360
onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026people who use ai for businesses baffle me. do they not read what these produce? do they not think this is decieving customers? it makes tou look lazy and i think you deserve to fail as a business 1665236886
onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026this is how my cat reacts whenever i start bringing him his food he’s insane 573559238
onion person @junlper.beer · 25/08/2026the onion tote is incredibly useful and high quality and i basically never leave the house without mine 655123
onion person @junlper.beer · 23/08/2026nathan cofnas, the man who got jason arday killed, is an explicit white nationalist and race realist who has been cited endlessly in aporia, a propaganda network funded by the human diversity fund, rebranded from the pioneer fund started in the 1930s as an explicit nazi project 712625582
onion person @junlper.beer · 23/08/2026in this new episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i... 340531
onion person @junlper.beer · 19/08/2026got the results for the randy fine vs dan bilzerian election 10104566
onion person @junlper.beer · 18/08/2026it genuinely disturbs me that these rightwingers do not care about or enjoy anything unless its in service of a new culture war vector for them 602147142
onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point 1005354676
onion person @junlper.beer · 16/08/2026kefta w/ saffron rice, a side of molakhia, and feta cheese samosas 206455
onion person @junlper.beer · 13/08/2026wow who would have guessed that a financial tech ai company is greedy and doesn’t really care about its users 141550124
onion person @junlper.beer · 10/08/2026the wild part about the fruit ai slop was how quickly it veered directly into racism and fetish content to get attention online theconversation.com/unethical-br... 391442123
onion person @junlper.beer · 05/08/2026misinformation was obviously going to be the main use case for this technology its so baffling they even released it for a minute 241288124
onion person @junlper.beer · 05/08/2026he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory 189104761274
onion person @junlper.beer · 04/08/2026suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile 459121051353
onion person @junlper.beer · 04/08/2026here's are two photos of the hole situation over a period of time. i know i have one at the holes largest before it got fixed but i haven't found that one yet. it eventually got so, so much worse 3159513
onion person @junlper.beer · 31/07/2026haley stevens massive crash out post from last night already has more views than her gretchen whitmer endorsement post. is that good? 411428113
onion person @junlper.beer · 25/07/2026i haven’t checked in awhile but oh my god that’s so bad lol, it’s barely been one month 833229339
onion person @junlper.beer · 25/07/2026its really ramped up in the last week with a lot of influencers parroting the same “she’s growing on me!” language, its been very blatant but probably impacting the election for those less tuned in 1093262721
onion person @junlper.beer · 24/07/2026remembering that time when gretchen whitmer went to meet at the oval office with trump 361882267