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@junlper.beer
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my name is june - she/her - WGAE union member i host the kill the computer podcast and the ill conceived podcast: - killthecomputer.com - illconceivedpodcast.com social media at @theonion.com

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onion person @junlper.beer · 3h
reading the book was an exercise in extreme self torture i swear to god nearly every single page had at least one “it’s not x, it’s y” and these triple emphasis beats like this
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026
crazy moments in tgirl baseball history: the debut of the chicago beaches mascot slabitha doing her iconic pete buttigieg high hopes dance
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/09/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell everything righgt now. its fucking over
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026
i own a lot of objects and i think the onion totebag is the most useful object that i touch with my hands every day
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/09/2026
there’s been some legendarily incorrect iran war takes that age worse with every passing day
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2026
found a new favorite place of mine in chicago, plant place called sprout home on chicago and damen. they have an outdoor spot with beautiful plants and an upstairs area with an overview of the corner, its so peaceful
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
its so funny how little trump cared about charlie kirk dying
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
why did he write kirks name on a piece of paper and run around showing it to people
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
new apartment update: freshwater tank with live plants and shrimp and snails
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
have been doing some light reading
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
sources tell me charlie is stable
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible
hunter biden laptop coin scam crashed immediately
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
one time i was doing some writing at a bar, a guy near me was doing some work on his computer. he asked me what i was doing, i explained what i was working on. in turn, i asked him what he was doing. he said he worked as an ai developer. i asked him if he liked it. he said no, the technology and where he thought it was going terrifies him and thinks we're all cooked. so then i asked him why has in that field of work if it was so scary. his response was " the pay is really good". i think about this often
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/09/2026
i’ve been obsessed with the rightwing meltdown over jelly roll that’s been going on
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/09/2026
a country ran entirely by the “trigger the libs” mindset. completely embarrassing
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/09/2026
absolutely love this chicago auto shop that has lightning mcqueen for its logo
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026
i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/09/2026
beast week season 3 is going to be the BIGGEST beast week we’ve done yet
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/08/2026
rightwingers have been making a big deal and melting down emotionally about this post and its meaningless. they don’t actually care. it’s obvious to normal people its crocodile tears. all rightwingers are running on is identity politics against arabic people
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/08/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/08/2026
meanwhile, hakeem jeffries has appointed the furthest right, pro israel, self declared “ron desantis democrat” to one of the most influential positions for foreign policy. hakeem jefferies cannot be house leader come 2027
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/08/2026
one of the funniest bumper stickers i’ve ever seen
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026
people who use ai for businesses baffle me. do they not read what these produce? do they not think this is decieving customers? it makes tou look lazy and i think you deserve to fail as a business
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2026
this is how my cat reacts whenever i start bringing him his food he’s insane
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/08/2026
the onion tote is incredibly useful and high quality and i basically never leave the house without mine
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/08/2026
i can’t believe trump said this
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/08/2026
nathan cofnas, the man who got jason arday killed, is an explicit white nationalist and race realist who has been cited endlessly in aporia, a propaganda network funded by the human diversity fund, rebranded from the pioneer fund started in the 1930s as an explicit nazi project
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/08/2026
in this new episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/08/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/08/2026
got the results for the randy fine vs dan bilzerian election
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/08/2026
it genuinely disturbs me that these rightwingers do not care about or enjoy anything unless its in service of a new culture war vector for them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i can’t stop thinking about this section
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/08/2026
kefta w/ saffron rice, a side of molakhia, and feta cheese samosas
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/08/2026
wow who would have guessed that a financial tech ai company is greedy and doesn’t really care about its users
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/08/2026
STOP THE COUNT
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/08/2026
honey your 6 7 nuggets are ready
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/08/2026
the wild part about the fruit ai slop was how quickly it veered directly into racism and fetish content to get attention online theconversation.com/unethical-br...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/08/2026
misinformation was obviously going to be the main use case for this technology its so baffling they even released it for a minute
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/08/2026
he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/08/2026
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/08/2026
here's are two photos of the hole situation over a period of time. i know i have one at the holes largest before it got fixed but i haven't found that one yet. it eventually got so, so much worse
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/07/2026
haley stevens massive crash out post from last night already has more views than her gretchen whitmer endorsement post. is that good?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/07/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/07/2026
biggest water i’ve ever seen
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/07/2026
i haven’t checked in awhile but oh my god that’s so bad lol, it’s barely been one month
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/07/2026
its really ramped up in the last week with a lot of influencers parroting the same “she’s growing on me!” language, its been very blatant but probably impacting the election for those less tuned in
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/07/2026
remembering that time when gretchen whitmer went to meet at the oval office with trump
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/07/2026
starting soon www.youtube.com/live/hvDIgK1...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/07/2026
unbelievable website theonion.info
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