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Sage Against The Machine

@junkwitchery.bsky.social
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My name is Sage | 30 | Chicago | they/them disaster dyke | Music, shitposting and games galore | ♓️♐️♉️

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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 21h
There were some layoffs at my job this week and I wasn't impacted, but one of my close coworker friends was. I'm pissed. Fuck this. I hate how big companies gamble with people's livelihoods
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*gently* i beg you to read an entire thing rather over reacting to a headline. please.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Stacy She @as-canohell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#dragonage #leliana
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
enamored with the lowpoly katamari cat
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've started a new playthrough of KCD2 and man this game is so hard. No game has ever made me afraid of a regular dude in full plate armor before, but here we are
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Arrianna Marie Planey, PhD MA @arrianna-planey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"AI will free us from medical tyranny" "AI is better informed than doctors" I want OFF this ride
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🎃 The Wicker Amber 🎃 @elementalamber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Update over at ye olde gfm! Please boost, it really does help.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's chilly and raining today, which is perfect doom metal weather tidal.com/album/786503...
tidal.com
hela - Death May Die
Listen to Death May Die on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People who say stuff like this don't get the point of music. You can't engage with AI music on a meaningful level the same way you can if it was made by a real person, and real music made by real people is ultimately more intimate than AI music will ever be
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish I wasn't such a baby about horror games and movies because I like horror-themed things, but I don't like to actually feel afraid
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"... but you don't have to worry about that" Well I wasn't before but now I am
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Better things are possible.
Graphic with a quote from KAPOW Handbook, it reads: 

 “Cynicism is for losers.
We can build the world we want to see”

At the bottom, it displays the URL: https://kapow.works/handbook
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 27/09/2026
An emotional, sexually charged kickflip
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once upon a time, my nickname was Sassy Muscle
Pause to reveal your medieval creature. Elephant: You can lift huge, heavy loads
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's crazy how when I first joined Bsky my whole feed was Dragon Age, and now my whole feed is Final Fantasy
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The thing about Wisconsin is all anyone wants to do here is drink. Like guys, it's a Wednesday night let's maybe pace ourselves
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I fear that I didn't properly prime my liver before heading up to Wisconsin. Good news though is I brought a bottle of Malort with me and I'll be making my coworkers take a shot
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Ser Terror, Trader of Rogues, Guardian of Veils @imasithduh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We've gotten @wardenpotato-queen.bsky.social halfway to goal to keep herself and her family housed. Please share and if you can, send a little her way to help keep them safe. The area she's in is VERY hot, and being unhoused in the heat is dangerous. ko-fi.com/roguepotato/...
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Buy The Rogue Potato a Coffee
Still trying to keep up on the car payment enough to keep it out of collection, while I wait for this potential new job to start. Any help is greatly appreciated.
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's important to create community spaces for people with compromised immune systems. That being said, isn't masking in a bar ineffective? Like the whole point is to drink, which isn't possible with a mask. There are other ways to keep folks safe
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't wanna travel for work I wanna stay home and play ESO
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got the final mix for a new Carnivore Mommy single and I'm so stoked about it. It's by far the toughest bass work I've done on a song and I'm like "woah, I actually recorded this??"
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a joke about Mass Effect, but I should go
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know what, I'm down to get sacrificed
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Actually pretty bummed out by the fall weather we've been getting. I feel like I didn't get to do many fun summer things this year
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Tyeewhyee @tyeewhyee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've seen so many folks playing Aniimo lately, likely who aren't aware of the GenAI use in the game. Just a PSA that Aniimo DOES indeed include GenAI in both the promotional material and in game.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Saturday. Don't forget to change your bong water
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/11/2025
#blessed
'are you ok son' meme but the dad is saying 
are u ok?

the kid is sitting at a desk smiling and holding a kitten and replies

yes
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Construction woke up Banksy (my cat) from her nap and she's making it my problem by staring at me and yelling
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you:
static.klipy.com
Squirtle with Sunglasses Eating Onigiri
ALT: Squirtle with Sunglasses Eating Onigiri
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tweet from ret (@rad_milk):

[putting some honey on regular cheerios] Fuck the cartoon bee. he does not know shit about breakfast time
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What if we kissed under the Mars Cheese Castle sign
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Old Reddit posts have solved a lot of my embarrassing tech problems
A cartoon bear wearing a beanie and holding an iPhone. Next to the bear, there's text that says "i will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using Chatgpt for anything"
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate that this implies I'm a loser for liking Bjork
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Um so I just found out that the lady with the massive mining project under her house is doing egirl content now. I think we're living in the weirdest possible timeline
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Excuse me but what the fuck
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's crazy how every area of the economy is doing poorly right now except for 8 tech corporations.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Discourse in the Dragon Age fandom is exhausting
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being anti-vax is possibly the stupidest take about anything ever
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kris @qwiqwiaqwi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Isabela #DragonAge I miss you
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have spent the past fifty years trying to catch Elcor Hamlet live.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What the fuck
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