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Sage Against The Machine

@junkwitchery.bsky.social
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My name is Sage | 30 | Chicago | they/them disaster dyke | Music, shitposting and games galore | ♓️♐️♉️

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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chicago Mentioned meme. Anime girl is holding a bottle of malort, a Chicago hot dog and wearing a Pope hat.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once upon a time, my nickname was Sassy Muscle
Pause to reveal your medieval creature. Elephant: You can lift huge, heavy loads
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In case yall thought I was kidding
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Old Reddit posts have solved a lot of my embarrassing tech problems
A cartoon bear wearing a beanie and holding an iPhone. Next to the bear, there's text that says "i will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using Chatgpt for anything"
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate that this implies I'm a loser for liking Bjork
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Possibly the most beautiful checkmate I've had all week. Apologies for no alt text but I'm bad at chess notation
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Osaka. I relate to her on a spiritual level
A panel from the Azumanga Daioh manga. Osaka is looking at Sakaki and saying "Boobs"
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My cup overflows
An encounter with a shiny Zubat in Pokemon Sapphire
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shout out to my 1st year strawberry patch for being perfect
My hand holding 2 ripe strawberries that have been picked and a cluster of not yet ripe strawberries still attached to the plant
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Lae'zel in Tomodachi Life saying "Let the scissoring shenanigans commence!"
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My listening this week--
St Vincent - MASSEDUCTION, Korpillaani - Karkelo, Eluveitie - Ànv, Die Spitz - Something To Consume, Nightwish - Oceanborn, Blood Ceremony - The Old Ways Remain, Harakiri for the Sky - Aokigahara MMXXII, Lacuna Coil - In a Reverie, Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin II
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh my god. Bethesda you're committing a crime by not making this a readable item.
An item in ESO called Book Of Erotic Stories. Description says "A collection of erotic fiction, feature pairing of prominent Aldmeri Dominion figures, including Queen Ayrenn and Urcelmo."
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Was not expecting to get sad lesbian feels in ESO, yet here I am
Aranias in Elder Scrolls Online, saying "No, but they are my memories, and some of them fond. The ones with you. They seem only partially real, but they're the memories I'll miss most. I have to let go though. The way I embrace you in my heart, that's how I must embrace the Valenwood."
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh my god I've literally never gotten a shiny in Sapphire before.
Shiny Cacnea in Pokemon Sapphire
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My listening over the past week
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Around this same time last year I played a hippie festival and got these pictures to show for it
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Been waiting for this tomato specifically to be ready to pluck for weeks now.
Me holding an almost ripe heirloom tomato in my hand, with the tomato plant it came from in the background.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's hot and humid but Leo is too blissed out to come inside, so I'm just gonna have to suffer out here until he's done dozing
Black and white cat laying on his side with his eyes closed
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh and Tati delivered one hell of a vocal performance as usual, but especially on Green Serpent
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Forgot to brag about how I saw Jinjer on Sunday and I got so close to the stage and to Eugene specifically, the bass player I have a parasocial relationship with because I want to play as well + be as successful as.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ya know, if the US and Canadian governments funded real forest maintenance and did controlled burns, we wouldn't be breathing dangerous levels of smoke right now. It's especially bad here in Chicago because the humidity + cool air from the lake is just trapping all of the pollutants
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fun things in the works
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Good morning to the single strawberry my year 1 strawberry patch has given me ❤️ Bad morning to whatever nibbled on it before I could 🙃
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Shout out to Tidal for being pro-artist and anti-AI
Here are the highlights of our new AI Policy:
Tidal will identify and tag AI-generated music in our app. Listeners will see an "AI" badge next to music we detect as wholly AI-generated.
Tidal will not tolerate AI-generated music that impersonates an artist or group, or that facilitates fraudulent activity. We're implementing automatic tools to remove these releases immediately and on an ongoing basis.
Tidal will not allow music that is 100% AI-generated to be monetized. No royalties will go to such releases, nor will AI-generated uploads be eligible for direct-to-fan sales.
We will expand these policies to music that is substantially AI-generated when AI detection technology is sufficiently reliable to do so.
You'll start seeing these changes from July 15.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just gave all of my plants except for my sage a nice deep watering to prepare for the heat wave. Please appreciate how well my tomatoes are doing
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Here you go friend
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
This isn't about crime. There are many more cities with higher crime rates than Chicago. Note how many of these are in red states. Source: www.newsweek.com/major-cities...
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Stardust, my tummy always feels weird. Next question.
A notification from Stardust that sags "iS yOuR tUmMY feeLiNg wEiRD?"
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet ❤️ Leo is the biggest dork
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Low Mood Zucchini Bread
White text on black background:
"Your Kentucky Derby horse name is:
A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Ya know, I think this tracks
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Stealing this ✨️
get to know me better :)
1. Name
2. Birthday
3. The meaning behind my username
4. Favorite movie
5. A fact about my personality
6. What i love the most about myself
7. What i dislike the most about myself
8. Idea of the perfect date
9. Weakness
10. Sexuality
11. Biggest turn on
12. Last time i cried and why
13. Favorite food
14. Favorite season
15. How long i take to get ready
16. Somewhere i want to visit
17. What languages i speak
18. The colour of my eyes
19. Last book i read
20. Favorite ice cream flavour
21. Dogs or cats
22. The song i'm listening to right now
23. Day or night
24. Do i like roller coasters
25. Lucky number
26. Favorite quote
27. Favorite album
28. What i find attractive in other people
29. What's my type
30. Nationality
31. Favorite song
32. My favorite holiday
33. Go-to comfort food
34. Coffee or tea
35. A song that makes me cry
36. Places i've been to
37. Favorite colour
38. Water, fire, earth or air
39. Favorite sport
40. Favorite fruit
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
He prefers boxes over actual beds
Leo, a tuxedo cat, laying in a box barely big enough to fit him
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Sometimes when I see a map of California I mistake it for Chicago, because they have similar shapes
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Good job Bsky, do not give this man the time of day
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
A few years ago it had a power outage and it looked especially ominous
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
These are rookie numbers
JD Vance Blocked By tab on ClearSky, showing he's been blocked by 29,334 accounts
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Oh man this tracks. I'd say Death and The Emperor come up the most in my personal readings
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Excuse me TikTok??
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Hit me.
What's your opinion on this user?
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I'm bored and I love sharing my music
Choose a number from 1-30 and I will give you a song from my on repeat
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I don't deserve to be disrespected like this on a Monday
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Took a lil sleep in the middle of the Catle Kvatch quest and Lucien decided to drop in on me. In the middle of a war zone.
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I always go with a Bosmer
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Spiritbox!!
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Sage Against The Machine @junkwitchery.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Post your comfort album Hard to pick just one but I'm gonna go with...
AFI's Sing The Sorrow album cover
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