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Juniper

@juniperr.bsky.social
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I have bad and wrong opinions and don't want anyone to look at me, yet here we are. Praying for the priv bsky future. he/they/she/whatever is funniest at the moment

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 20h
WHY DO I NEED SO MUCH SLEEP THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 20h
The worst part about jetlag is that it makes me confront myself about the fact that yes, I can get up at 7am, if I just go to bed at fucking 9pm.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 22h
Totally. Its like 1 person committing fraud and another was like "I might move here". But you know. LA Times!
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Idk one of these seems like a bigger issue than the other
A state audit found two California State Controller’s Office managers worked remotely from Idaho, Alabama and Tennessee, violating rules that require employees to live in California.
The report also found a high-ranking law enforcement officer used confidential databases to search up employees’ personal information and vehicles without a documented business need.
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Fondor Haulcraft @dayuan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Saw a photo of a BART operator from the 70s and incredible energy
BART operator in a jumpsuit and a big 70s haircut, looking like he’s out of a modestly-budgeted 70s sci-fi movie since the interior’s all white with an orange floor
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we have each others numbers, we can figure it out lol. but yeah once it happens I imagine there will be quite a few number/discord swaps.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was in Iowa earlier this week and in a rural area with limited coverage and for some reason bsky tracked my location as Texas, them prompted me to provide my ID to use the site. I simply Did Not Use It™. If this becomes a federal mandate I will Log Off™. You will never see me again.
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🐬Clowntein🐬 @clowntein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sandbox love never dies 💗
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 08/10/2026
Streetwear Muppets or something
Sketches of Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Kermit all stylized as humans wearing street clothes.
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Update from 22 minutes ago: The land defender was cut from the lock box and taken into custody www.instagram.com/reel/DeONMSm...
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Max Granger @maxgranger.info · 08/10/2026
Local fire and EMS were called, Border Patrol told them to leave. BP is gassing and shooting pepper balls at people on private property, and moving the truck with the person still locked to it. Go follow tierralibre_no borders and rally.forthevalley on IG for updates.
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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Julio @camaradajuju.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also I think doing this constantly is why I'm good at summarizing and explain concepts to people. You take the time to fully understand something, then explain it, that's a fucking skill! Gah!
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think part of this is, I don't take the practice of "googling something during conversation to answer a question" lightly. If I'm going to answer the question I'm going to make sure it's as right as possible. This bullshit lack of effort is annoying. Shut up and read various sources for 5-10 min.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Genuinely if you use AI in your work flows I don't care but literally it's the lying machine you cannot treat it as a respected source when looking up information without vetting it! Ahhhhh!
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'll be real, I don't respect people who just read off google ai answers. Go to wikipedia like god intended.
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Celestial Fang 🩸 Artist @celestialfang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Drawing Shah Ismail yaoi where he bottoms until I get banned from Azerbaijan
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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var 🍮 @sevarix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i realize there are many october creation events to choose from but personally i will be participating in 'whatevertober' which involves me creating whatever i want at the speed that i find most comfortable with no pressure at all. the only prompt is 'do whatever i guess'
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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独楽子@関西コミティア D64 @km7ko.misskey.design.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Cactus #inktober #inktober2026
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly I was born in 92 and I barely consider myself one like the early 00 were more impressionable to me than the late 90s
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly as time passes the less I want things personalized to me. I DO want curated however. But that's different.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My dumb ass being like "i am so sick of my spotify algorithm... I wish there were randomized channels I could just switch to.... Like a radio...."
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 30/09/2026
In an alternate universe colleges have their fraternities organized by numerals and call it "Arabic life"
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think you could too. They should let you.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But I would be SOOO fucking good those 6 months. The best.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What is one thing you have unfounded confidence you would be good at? For me it's that I would be a pretty good air traffic controller before I eventually die from a stress aneurysm 6 months in.
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modern movies should be 85 minutes and they should have more wet puppets.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no its okay they have a 1 minute recap at the beginning to get you caught up on lore (black and white, crusades, death) so you're fine.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have had moments where I was like "maybe I should go and listen to this so I know what we're all talking about" but I think that would be letting the commies win in this case. I'm okay with the culture moving past me. I just watched the seventh seal for the first time. I'm in my annoying shit era.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At this point not listening to the sleeper country pop song that's top the charts to actually understand what's going on is a personal ideological stance that I am choosing to make to piss of anyone who would care (2 people on the internet).
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unless I have something super urgent to check in on with you (which sometimes I do!) I would love to NOT have this meeting but it ain't about me!
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every once in a while I will get stood up for a 1v1 and while its not a good reflection on the person I'm managing secretly its the best gift ever.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no one confirm or deny anything I want to make up these parasocial relationships in my brain for fun.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like some of my moots on here that I followed at different times organically are actually friends IRL and its kinda interesting to see the posting synergy. its like i'm a weird distant interloper in your friend group. hi!!
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hime cut spock is pretty fucking galaxy brained and I don't even know star trek.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Insane that I saw someone post a picture of fem!Spock and I'm mad bc in the alt text they said she had a bowl cut when clearly its a hime cut.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Admittedly I actually think this is negative we need to blast furry porn on all feeds as rent lowering gunshots.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kinda interesting bsky now has enough juice now to kick off stupid rolling stone article arguments about pop music. That with the ice coffee interview guy.... Getting Twitter vibes again. We're almost due for a bean dad or shrimp cinnamon toast crunch soon.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
going viral is always a massively disproportionate punishment for whatever crime the internet decides you committed. even when the target DID do something wrong, it’s not “the consequences they deserve”, it’s medieval public shaming, and it has caused more than one person to decide death is better.
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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah raw denim heads are the thing. No thanks tho!!!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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