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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Idk one of these seems like a bigger issue than the other

A state audit found two California State Controller’s Office managers worked remotely from Idaho, Alabama and Tennessee, violating rules that require employees to live in California.
The report also found a high-ranking law enforcement officer used confidential databases to search up employees’ personal information and vehicles without a documented business need.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hey... don't cry. Kylie Minogue - Padam Padam...

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Finished book four, starting book five, frantically putting as many books on hold so there's something ready for me when I drop off my haul on Tuesday

Screenshot of my library book status denoting I have four currently checked out and five on hold.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Really into dressing as a hipster piece of shit.

Picture of me in a khaki Weird Al bucket hat, black cropped tank, black baggy hiking pants, black addidas slides

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

YOU are the hornet that stings! You can always make the steps and changes to makes things better for those around you! if there is a fate do not leave anything to them! sting! sting! sting! happy new year losers!!!

Four part image highlighting an interview with Werner Herzog with my favorite quote of his as a documentary director. it says:
"There were some filmmakers speaking in an auditorium link this one about how documentaries should be made, how we should be like a fly on the wall and not interfere. And I just couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed the mic and said 'No! We are directors, we are creators, we should be the hornets that sting!' There was a roar of disgust against me, so I shouted 'Happy New Year losers!'"

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Lets both not know who jerma is... together ❣️

blank version of the jerma holding his hand meme which is the only thing I know about this guy.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

stop making me review mountains and mountains of AI generated PRs stop I cannot move that fast you are generating AI fixes faster than my human brain can fucking fact check stop stop stop!!!!!

figure of a guy on his hand and knees crying with a red splotch on his face

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Save me GUMMY by BROCKHAMPTON!!!! GUMMY by BROCKHAMPTON Save me!!! Please!!!!!!!!!

Stick figure on hands an knees covered in blood crying with a stream of tears on the floor into a puddle of blood broooo

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

as a 2 like hitter I'm fucking sweating I haven't refreshed the page wtf did I post to cause this

screenshot of bsky notifications show 11

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

fuckin crashin out here man

screenshot of mission control view of one of my 5 mac desktops, showing way too many fucking windows.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Trainer changed the only song I liked in the whole class (victory lap - fred again, skepta)

Stick figure image hunched over covered in blood and crying.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

lmaoooooooo www.liberalcurrents.com/the-interrac...

Screenshot from the linked article saying the following:
"The failure of the right wing’s imagination here is starkest when you realize a key absence: trans men. When it comes to fetishization of trans men all signs point in the other direction (or the same direction depending on how you look at it). For trans men, feminization porn is far more popular than masculinization porn (I don’t even know if masculinization porn exists to any meaningful degree, I’m unaware of any such communities)."

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I do think its interesting when people say "bullying this celebrity is causing them harm and stress and they turn to x, y, z thing to cope!" bc.... no one is forcing this person to be a celebrity. This is a profession and choice you made. If being under the spotlight is too much, leave.

text post in reply to an article critiquing Jimmy Fallon. The persons username is blocked out in red, the skeet says the following:
"Jimmy Fallon hate is just too toxic and I include this article. I think about how Jimmy has problems with alcohol and stress, and constantly being told you're a vapid, worthless homunculus isn't justified and probably contributes. Stephen considers him a friend. The Trump interview is 10+ yrs old."

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

okay wait no it was the new willy wonka film but yeah in the spirit of the post here it is

I know a guy who ended up becoming a professional chef because of the tim burton charlie & the chocolate factory movie & i guarantee none of you will be able to guess

ok so this movie came out like, 2005ish? & this kid was in his early teens, so 12-14 years old i guess. & he’s watching this movie & there’s the scene where the chewing gum kid, Violet something, is chewing the gum that tastes like a three course meal & the first two tastes are tomato soup & roast beef & that’s all well & good but then it gets to blueberry pie & OOP she’s all swollen up like a ten-foot tall human blueberry. & this kid, being the age he was, had just kinda started puberty & might’ve had a little crush on Violet to start with, so all the feelings & hormones got a lil mixed up while watching that scene & he ended up with a great big inflation kink. So this is a thing for a few more years, he’s cranking his hog to deviantart pictures of big ol balloon ladies & the kink develops (as they sometimes do) into one where he gets off from watching those videos where people eat a ton of food. But then from there he starts to become interested, not in the person eating the food, but the food itself. Pretty soon he’s watching cooking video tutorials & attempting to cook for his family & within a couple years he’s got good. Real good. So good, in fact, that he publishes a modest cookbook at age 17& makes enough money off selling it to buy himself a car. By the time he’s graduated highschool he’s had scholarships & apprenticeship offers from no less that 5 separate cooking schools, three of which were international. He told me all this inbetween throwing up in a bathtub at a party we were both at. I hadn’t actually met him beforehand but id seen him around school a few times (he was a couple years older than me). Last I heard of him, he’s working as the head chef in some big boy restaurant back in my city & has at least one award for something. & that’s how some guy became a professional chef thanks…

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

MOMENTOUS DAY: finally reduced my open tabs to a number less than ∞ (100)

Screenshot of my tabs counter, showing the number 98.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I think about this post all the time. This post fundamentally changed me. This post is a manifesto to me. In a perfect world, true solidarity, we would general strike kylie jenner bc I think it would be funny do that level of emotional terrorism to the most mid human in the world.

Tumblr post by froglit. The original says:
"image if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho"
its self-reblogged with the addition
"i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes"

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

going to tell my kids this was harry potter

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I do NOT want to read any new Batman but its insane that they made Absolute Poison Ivy even more fuckable than normal Poison Ivy.

screenshot of absolute poison ivy looking normal regular hot, but shes not just plant based, she's a chimera they.

screenshot of absolute poison ivy looking insanely fucked up as a chimera splitting in half.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

"He's holding a glass of champagne and hands it to the girl he's with — definite model type, thin, okay tits, no ass, high heels — and she's wearing a wool-crepe skirt and a wool and cashmere velour jacket and draped over her arm is a wool and cashmere velour coat, all by Lois Dell'Oilo."

Picture of me holding the book American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

So legit I was gonna make a comment that ferengi sounds like the farsi word for foreign (farangi) and decided to check and lo and behold

Screenshot of wikipedia article about the Ferengi in Star Trek. It says the following:
"The name Ferengi was coined based on the originally Persian Farangi, a term used in various languages throughout Asia and Ethiopia meaning "foreigners" or "Europeans", itself descending from the word farang which referred specifically to Franks and gradually expanded in meaning.[1] The variant "firangi" has entered South Asian English through Hindi."

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

In my defense your honor.

Screen grab from the Manga Yakuza Fiance. The ML is in bed with another girl. At some point he admits he has an intense cuckoldry fetish.

Three panel page of the MF just existing. Theyre lovingly rendered, I can't explain it, I think about this panel series in the narrative it was in.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

My top shelf is bulk refill, less used spices. I use deli containers of various sizes and stack, and use blue tape to label. I refill bottom shelf stuff with things up here from time to time, and my more "interesting" seasonings I like to keep on hand here.

image of my spice cabinet top shelf, just stacked deli containers.

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

My middle shelf is medium use spices, taller regular use seasonings, and baking stuff. I use a bin for the baking stuff and I post on the door a list of everything that's on there so its easy to know whats in the back.

image of my spice cabinet middle shelf with the door labels

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Juniper @juniperr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I bulk buy quite a bit, so I store them bits. My bottom shelf has smaller containers I inherited. whatever is most commonly used, I store there on a stacked shelf. They're short so they work. I label with tape so I can change them whenever