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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
thank you this is exactly what i needed
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hey #bird persons, can anyone help me figure out what bird these are? saw 'em at my work the other day (central wisconsin). they're fucking massive, i think they could almost see over the door of my suv. just standing in the road like idiots lol
two large birds, struttintwo sizable birds
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
kind of a weird one but, Claudio Simonetti's Goblin playing a live soundtrack to a screening of Dario Argento's TENEBRE at the Rave on 11/2 (thanks again wmse 🥰)
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lead singer of Harrison Gordon just yelled, "if you have a job you should quit or get fired" and man i felt that
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
you either die a hero or live long enough to become James Carville, i guess
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Liquid Mike are literally pausing between songs to get the baseball score from the audience, i fucking love this city man
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
dude how have i never seen quintron and miss pussycat (except at eclipses) this is legit the best puppet show ive ever been to
a saucy puppet show
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
thought this was porn but it is emphatically not 😕 jesusthirstsfilm.com
jesusthirstsfilm.com
Jesus Thirsts Film | Official Site (Host a Movie Event)
Experience The Miracle Of The Eucharist In 'Jesus Thirsts Film.' Host a movie event for your parish, school or ministry.
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was worried I was beginning to like metal last night when I saw Great Falls, their new shit slaps. Luckily Kowloon Walled City came out right after and annihilated the vibe lol (entire crowd walked away before the house lights came up, never seen anything like it at x-ray)
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just overheard someone say "yeah i love midwest emo, american baseball is so good" and experienced a full body cringe 🙃
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hope everyone in the midwest is ready for the birdpocalypse tonight! turn your porch lights off y'all
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hell yeah
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i was reminded of this whilst getting pizza just now... ok go music videos kinda fell off, but man when they were fresh they were pretty dope youtu.be/MejbOFk7H6c?...
youtu.be
OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video
YouTube video by OK Go
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry east coast music festivals, guess you won't get to experience the glorious mud like the midwest
muddy ground at Riot Fest feat. special guest Tiny Backpack
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
had my first real date to this movie and it did NOT go well 😂
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 23/09/2026
letting yourself be into things you used to feel shame or confusion about is kind of fucking cool actually
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the forces that created ozempic had one goal and it was skinnier jeans
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
boy that unicorn is about to be reinterpreted
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dang i'll get a beer from the ppl in the walk to riot fest, but they have vacuum sealed bags of shrooms now too? seems... risky lol
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OFF KICKED OFF
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh man they REALLY got me lmao
rose colored contacts
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
...ok so, interesting train ride
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
entire state of Wisconsin waiting on this one to get fixed
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finnish metal bands do i have a pitch for you
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
remember kids, you're never too old for Gwar
the author covered in fake blood and (presumably) real blue t-rex jizz
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lmao riot fest is doing 32oz margaritas this year for $35 ... and the tip options are 20% 25% 30% some drunk people are gonna get GOT tn
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
finally found the Contraption everyone's being put into, apparently it's from Rocko's Modern Life
trans-o-matic
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran taking the truly unique “I respect Macklemore as an artist, but not as a person” stance
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
very funny that Pink might actually get her wish about Ed Sheeran refunds
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
shit funerals suck. cancer sucks. first dude who ever taught me how computers work just kicked it 😞
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rachel🎃kendra @rachelkendra.com · 10/09/2026
me watching Knives Out
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thank you for doing this ...that ruled lol
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I should just start a thread of the concert tickets i win so i don't forget and try to call in Lords of Acid at Vivarium on 10/19 (thanks @wmse917fm.bsky.social !! ❤️)
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i'd be down, but i don't think Canada could handle it
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i will not apologize for enjoying the Stella Thefty discourse
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HO LEEEEE SHIT BOYS WE'RE SO BACK
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a dandelion! must be the last one of the season
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it is very nice here
nice view and a book
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
we're so back
breakfast sammich
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ruby's bagels store is so nice! I'll always remember the food truck but this is really classy. Hopefully they still do the eggs better than Allie Boys #mke
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
did Ari write this lol
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ok it's september so i finally got around to making #RiotFest playlists and NOW i'm starting to get excited 😁 open.qobuz.com/playlist/695...
open.qobuz.com
Open Qobuz
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock saying "It's an AI-generated movie about Bitcoin starring Gal Gadot. I play Bit Coin, a beautiful young 'Blocked Chain' with a troubled past."
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
...by herself? damn at least let her bring Mark Wahlberg
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
as ever, a cold pbr is the obvious solution
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Paul Blart 4: Blart of Dixie @junglewuv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
damn i just got hit in the face so hard, i can still feel it in my bigass nose ...i should go to more hardcore shows lol
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