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Julie River

@julieriver.com
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🌈 Freelance journalist. Associate Editor at New Noise Magazine, Yellow Scene Magazine, and OUT FRONT Magazine🌈 She/Her "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." JulieRiver.com

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 29/08/2026
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Nobody Cares Jurassic Park Meme
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 24/10/2025
@jamiemathieson.bsky.social might just be the best Doctor Who writer to never be promoted to showrunner. Wait, is it too late to promote him to showrunner?
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 30/08/2025
I debuted a brand new poem at Aurora Pride today called “Hate and Angels.” I promised Cherilynne Gratton-Camis that I would record a video of the poem for her since it references her daughter. And I want the world to see this poem.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 13/07/2025
My book is now out on Amazon! Go buy it! (I know, fuck Amazon, but buy it anyway!) a.co/d/3OSa4Qo
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Amazon.com: Punk Rock and Science Fiction: 9798986318851: River, Julie, Olsson, Line: Books
Amazon.com: Punk Rock and Science Fiction: 9798986318851: River, Julie, Olsson, Line: Books
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 13/07/2025
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two elderly women are standing in a living room talking
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 13/07/2025
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two elderly women are standing in a living room talking
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/07/2025
We have always been at war with Eurasia and there was never an Epstein client list.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 25/06/2025
I can’t sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/06/2025
Like when someone says that homeless people use mental illness "as an excuse." Yeah, they have a mental illness, that's a legitimate excuse to not be able to hold down a stable life. Fuck you. /End
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/06/2025
Yeah, sometimes people have excuses. Sometimes people have disorders or people don't think or work the way other people do. Sometimes people have excuses for the way they are. /2
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/06/2025
Like when someone says that homeless people use mental illness "as an excuse." Yeah, they have a mental illness, that's a legitimate excuse to not be able to hold down a stable life. Fuck you. /end
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/06/2025
You know what phrase I'm getting really sick of, at least in certain contexts? "That's just an excuse!" /1
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 27/05/2025
May 29 - Slam Free or Die at Stark Brewing Company in Manchester, NH June 2 - The Dirty Gerund at Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, MA June 3 - Port Veritas in Portland, ME June 4 - Boston Poetry Slam t The Cantab Lounge in Cambridge, MA June 5 -Providence Poetry Slam at AS220 in Cambridge, MA
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 23/05/2025
Which is the best argument for gender-affirming care being protected by the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 22/05/2025
I can’t afford my hormones out of pocket!!!
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 02/05/2025
The funniest joke I've ever thought up that nobody else laughs at but me: It sure was nice of Flock of Seagulls to educate us about how Iran is so far away.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 23/04/2025
Psychologists should study how someone can develop this little self-awareness.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/04/2025
There are not enough drugs in this picture.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/04/2025
Cool! I’ll have to listen to my original pressing at some point today.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/04/2025
That's not relevant, nor really any of your business. My point is that we have much better ways to spend our time than trying to tear down other people who agree with us.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/04/2025
Look, I wrote this article. And I know I shouldn't engage, but here's my point: You're commenting on an article written by a trans woman for an LGBTQ+ magazine in which I denounce JK Rowling. And you're upset about it. I assure you that there are bigger fish you could be frying. That's all I'm sayin
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/04/2025
I assure you that it affects me personally.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/04/2025
This an activity known as the picking of nits. Nitpicking, if you will.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/04/2025
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
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Three Days
YouTube video by Jane's Addiction - Topic
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
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Bob Dylan with Johnny Cash - Girl from the North Country (Official Audio)
YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
She’s fucking vile.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
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The Clash - (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais (Official Video)
YouTube video by theclashVEVO
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
Yeah, but you clearly put your heart and soul into every note, as cheesy as that sounds.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
This sounds like fun. Do this for me!
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
Yes, this is a real tweet from Joanne. First she says she supports the LGBTQ+ community. Then she slowly admits that she doesn't support trans people. Then she admits that she doesn't support asexual people. It kind of feels like she's slowly revealing that she doesn't support any queer people.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
I could tell you were struggling last night with "Thrash Unreal," and yet somehow the song still felt absolutely transcendent. Absolutely amazing show.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
By the way, I’m an award winning journalist now.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
Going to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tonight for the 1…2…3…7…10… Yeah I lost count of how many times it’s been.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 05/04/2025
When Gandhi was in his 70s he slept naked with his 17 year old great-niece to test his resolve. Maybe don’t associate your movement with him.
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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I feel like for how racist and sexist and transphobic he is, we often forget to mention that trump just isn’t a very good president. Like he really kinda sucks at this.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 31/03/2025
But it is Nazi coded. The Nazi imagery is buried, not at the forefront of the image. You’re just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 31/03/2025
Your nitpicking isn’t helpful. It is Nazi-coded. Calling it Nazi doesn’t clarify anything.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 31/03/2025
They’re both owned by the same people.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 31/03/2025
I’m broke so yeah.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/03/2025
The US continues to give bombs to Israel who bombs hospitals intentionally. So yeah, Demons.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/03/2025
Seems about right.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/03/2025
Wait, who was silencing muppets?
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 27/03/2025
I already called dibs on covering the festival for @outfrontmagazine.bsky.social
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The Sundance Film Festival officially announces plans to move to Boulder
After months of economic incentives and other work, the Sundance Film Festival has decided to relocate to Boulder.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 20/03/2025
To overturn term limits, they need a new constitutional amendment that overrides the previous one, which would require a 2/3 majority of congress. As my law and government professor used to say, “I don’t think 2/3 of congress can agree that it gets dark at night.”
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 20/03/2025
@startrekshitposti.ng Someone run and tell R(o)nald M(c)Donald, I’m not scared of clowns or monsters.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 19/03/2025
Instructions unclear. Fucked a mollusk.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 15/03/2025
So, my apologies, I originally jumped the gun announced that this event would feature punk band Plasma Canvas, but due to venue capabilities, we’re going to do an acoustic set with Plasma Canvas frontwoman Ren Ash instead. It’s still going to be an awesome show and I’m so glad to have her!
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