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Julie River

@julieriver.com
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🌈 Freelance journalist. Associate Editor at New Noise Magazine, Yellow Scene Magazine, and OUT FRONT Magazine🌈 She/Her "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." JulieRiver.com

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 30/08/2025
I debuted a brand new poem at Aurora Pride today called “Hate and Angels.” I promised Cherilynne Gratton-Camis that I would record a video of the poem for her since it references her daughter. And I want the world to see this poem.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 27/05/2025
May 29 - Slam Free or Die at Stark Brewing Company in Manchester, NH June 2 - The Dirty Gerund at Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, MA June 3 - Port Veritas in Portland, ME June 4 - Boston Poetry Slam t The Cantab Lounge in Cambridge, MA June 5 -Providence Poetry Slam at AS220 in Cambridge, MA
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 23/04/2025
Psychologists should study how someone can develop this little self-awareness.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/04/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
She’s fucking vile.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
Yes, this is a real tweet from Joanne. First she says she supports the LGBTQ+ community. Then she slowly admits that she doesn't support trans people. Then she admits that she doesn't support asexual people. It kind of feels like she's slowly revealing that she doesn't support any queer people.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025
By the way, I’m an award winning journalist now.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 31/03/2025
I’m broke so yeah.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 20/03/2025
@startrekshitposti.ng Someone run and tell R(o)nald M(c)Donald, I’m not scared of clowns or monsters.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 15/03/2025
Okay, so I finally get to announce this. Because we still need to get through the final fundraising push to finance my book, we’re hosting an event for it. -Drag Performances -Vendors -LGBTQ+ poets show ad -Acoustic set from Ren Ash of Plasma Canvas! -And, of course, a set of my own poems
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/03/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 10/03/2025
I mean, I’m an American who knows who Robbie Williams is but this still makes me laugh every time.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 09/03/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/03/2025
@startrekshitposti.ng Was I the (o)nly one who (c)ouldn't stand this font?
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/02/2025
@startrekshitposti.ng H(o)w it should have gone down with Lor(c)a.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 24/02/2025
Suggest additions to my playlist. I feel like the title explains the theme.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 23/02/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 22/02/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 18/02/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 18/02/2025
Tag yourself. I’m three communist manifestos in a trench coat
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/02/2025
I broke my Facebook boycott temporarily to make a few posts that I felt the need to make. Curious what people's thoughts are over here. #StarTrek #StarTrekShitposting #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #DS9
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/02/2025
Fuck this dude so much.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 10/02/2025
Timothée Chalamet in the Bob Dylan movie looked more like Billie Joe Armstrong than Bob Dylan.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/02/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 05/02/2025
My two favorite signs from today
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 05/02/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 03/02/2025
I still think Trump will get bored with Musk eventually like he does with all of his toys. I've never seen a photo of Musk and Trump together where Trump doesn't look like he's thinking "What the fuck is wrong with this loser?"
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 31/01/2025
Get off first Never hesitant Survival of the sickest Slaughtering my residents I walk among the zombies Hell is brought, heaven sent I’m saying fuck the cops And I’m saying fuck the president.
Me flipping the bird
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 30/01/2025
Sometimes I write stories and I don’t feel like being funny. Then sometimes I do shit like this:
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/01/2025
Found this in my Facebook memories, but felt like sharing it here instead.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/01/2025
A Doctor Who meme I made that no Doctor Who group was willing to publish.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 26/01/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 23/01/2025
I have to apologize; I had it all wrong. He was just petting an adorable puppy.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 23/01/2025
@startrekshitposti.ng I made a bad p(o)op joke and I am not parti(c)ularly sorry.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 21/01/2025
Oops, thought I had given you this one too.
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 21/01/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 21/01/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 21/01/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 20/01/2025
Rilo Kiley is reuniting?!?!
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 15/01/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 15/01/2025
Exactly this
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 15/01/2025
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Julie River @julieriver.com · 12/01/2025
This will never not be funny
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