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Julie River @julieriver.com · 24/10/2025

@jamiemathieson.bsky.social might just be the best Doctor Who writer to never be promoted to showrunner. Wait, is it too late to promote him to showrunner?

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 30/08/2025

I debuted a brand new poem at Aurora Pride today called “Hate and Angels.” I promised Cherilynne Gratton-Camis that I would record a video of the poem for her since it references her daughter. And I want the world to see this poem.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/07/2025

We have always been at war with Eurasia and there was never an Epstein client list.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 25/06/2025

I can’t sleeeeeeeeeeeeep

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 11/06/2025

You know what phrase I'm getting really sick of, at least in certain contexts? "That's just an excuse!" /1

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 27/05/2025

May 29 - Slam Free or Die at Stark Brewing Company in Manchester, NH June 2 - The Dirty Gerund at Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, MA June 3 - Port Veritas in Portland, ME June 4 - Boston Poetry Slam t The Cantab Lounge in Cambridge, MA June 5 -Providence Poetry Slam at AS220 in Cambridge, MA

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 02/05/2025

The funniest joke I've ever thought up that nobody else laughs at but me: It sure was nice of Flock of Seagulls to educate us about how Iran is so far away.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 23/04/2025

Psychologists should study how someone can develop this little self-awareness.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025

This sounds like fun. Do this for me!

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025

Yes, this is a real tweet from Joanne. First she says she supports the LGBTQ+ community. Then she slowly admits that she doesn't support trans people. Then she admits that she doesn't support asexual people. It kind of feels like she's slowly revealing that she doesn't support any queer people.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025

By the way, I’m an award winning journalist now.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/04/2025

Going to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tonight for the 1…2…3…7…10… Yeah I lost count of how many times it’s been.

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Vera Drew @veradrew22.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I feel like for how racist and sexist and transphobic he is, we often forget to mention that trump just isn’t a very good president. Like he really kinda sucks at this.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 20/03/2025

@startrekshitposti.ng Someone run and tell R(o)nald M(c)Donald, I’m not scared of clowns or monsters.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 15/03/2025

Okay, so I finally get to announce this. Because we still need to get through the final fundraising push to finance my book, we’re hosting an event for it. -Drag Performances -Vendors -LGBTQ+ poets show ad -Acoustic set from Ren Ash of Plasma Canvas! -And, of course, a set of my own poems

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 15/03/2025

People say print media is dead, but every time I try to interview someone, the very first thing they ask is “Can it be in print?” I really wanted to interview @veradrew22.bsky.social, but as soon as I told her publicist it might not make the print issue, I got ghosted. Digital is what’s dead.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 14/03/2025

I swear I could win the lottery and I still wouldn’t have enough money

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 14/03/2025

Found a company that was willing to lease-to-own a mattress to me despite my abysmal credit. Suckers.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 13/03/2025

I won an SPJ award for one of my articles. That’s nice, but I literally have no idea how prestigious this is. Is this a real award or is it just a scam to collect submission fees? No clue. But hey, award-winning journalist over here!

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 13/03/2025

One of my biggest pet peeves about popular sci-fi is that sci-fi writers don’t understand the difference between an antidote and a vaccine. (I’m particularly looking at you, Chris Carter.)

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 10/03/2025

I mean, I’m an American who knows who Robbie Williams is but this still makes me laugh every time.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 09/03/2025

Tell me to get in the damn shower. Someone needs to yell at me to get my stoned ass out of bed, shower, and then go to the poetry slam.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 09/03/2025

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social is the last good man and, if he does something to get himself rightfully cancelled, I give up on the whole gender.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 09/03/2025

I got really high and thought up a pitch for a reboot of Are You Being Served?

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/03/2025

Ronnie Radke calling out Anthony Kedis for being a pedophile is the best example I've ever heard of the old saying "Even a broken clock is right twice a day."

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 08/03/2025

"THEY TOLD US WE WERE GIRLS HOW WE TALK, DRESS, LOOK, AND CRY THEY TOLD US WE WERE GIRLS SO WE CLAIMED OUR FEMALE LIVES NOW THEY TELL US WE AREN'T GIRLS OUR FEMININITY DOESN'T FIT WE'RE FUCKING FUTURE GIRLS LIVING OUTSIDE SOCIETY'S SHIT!" -G.L.O.S.S. Happy International Women's Day!

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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

So it goes without saying, but let's say it anyway: the concentration of attacks on trans people isn't because trans people are the only people fascists hate (although they absolutely do hate them). It's because they're the people they think non-fascists are least likely to defend.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 07/03/2025

BILL POSTERS IS AN INNOCENT MAN!

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 06/03/2025

@startrekshitposti.ng Was I the (o)nly one who (c)ouldn't stand this font?

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 04/03/2025

Not watching Trump’s speech is self care.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 03/03/2025

How did Michelle Trachtenberg get left out of the In Memorium section of the #Oscars?!

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 02/03/2025

What exactly is the “last minute”? They make it sound like there’s a moment of no return. Like there’s this particular moment when the Transgender Fairy (who, I imagination, is played by @laurajanegrace.bsky.social) shows up at your door and makes you sign a contract surrendering your birth gender.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 02/03/2025

I’m watching A Real Pain right now. So far it’s the better Holocaust-related film than The Brutalist.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 02/03/2025

This Winona Fighter album is amazing.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 01/03/2025

Every person in my life who has ever said the phrase “Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere; you’re stuck with me” is no longer speaking to me. So yeah, I have abandonment issues.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/02/2025

Just wrote my last story for MetalSucks and I feel a little wistful about it. I had a good run. I pissed off all the right people. And, for my last article, I went out making a bunch of Limp Bizkit puns. I’ll miss it a little. But it’s time to move on.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/02/2025

"The United States has its grandeur and its follies, but mostly, it's the place where all our stuff is." -Lisa Simpson

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 28/02/2025

@startrekshitposti.ng H(o)w it should have gone down with Lor(c)a.

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Julie River @julieriver.com · 26/02/2025

Holy shit, Michelle Trachtenberg died? At 39? What a fucking shame!

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