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Jamie Mathieson

@jamiemathieson.bsky.social
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Former Doctor Who writer (Mummy On The Orient Express, Flatline, Oxygen) Former stand-up comedian and small child. Used to be @jamti on Twitter www.jamiemathieson.com

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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 23/02/2026
Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat? Scarecrow: We have both. Niles: How exciting for you.
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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 07/02/2026
COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
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Jamie Mathieson @jamiemathieson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
[483534#-high-flying-kite].
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 14/05/2025
Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey. They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
A photograph of Louis Bamberger, seated on the right, wearing a mustache and bowler hat, and his sister Caroline Bamberger Fuld, standing on the left, wearing a fur hat and shawl
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Jamie Mathieson @jamiemathieson.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
From @b3ta.com Extra points for those who know why I'm reposting it...
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Nathan Lombardi @lom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything!
Throw a "fuck" or "fucking" into your search to bypass the AI Overview
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
PAGLIACCI: Doctor, I’m depressed, and life seems cruel. DOCTOR: Well, the treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, and that should pick you up! PAGLIACCI: Right, what I’m getting from you is that my show isn’t sold out
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The AI industry’s seizure of other people’s property, declaring it to be worthless, then pricing it at a premium once “processed” through them, has a historical precedent, and it’s not a good look. Yup. It’s good old colonialism. open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...
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If all this stuff is worthless, mind if we just take it?
How 21st Century tech is doing the old colonial grift all over again.
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
He's mooking a lost He's chicking it twoce He's gong to fond oot Who's nighty or noose Arthur Bostrom's coming to town
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Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
"What do you mean the sign about looking upon my works and despairing is still standing??? No! That's the worst possible - if the *works* are gone but the sign is still up then I'm gonna look like a fucken dickhead! Why didn't you make the works out of the same shit you made the sign out of?!"
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
when you’re in the 7 items or fewer queue & the cashiers are changing over & having a long chat
Scott Glenn behind Anthony Hopkins behind Jodie Foster
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Condensation: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it Condescension: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it, you thick cunt
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Share if you think Britain was better in the olden days!
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Jamie Mathieson @jamiemathieson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
So AI is being trained on our scripts? Then we need to fight back by making lots and lots of terrible scripts. From now on, if anyone accuses you of thin characters, plots that don't make sense or twists that don't work, just tell them you're fighting back against our robot overlords...
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.
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