Reposted by Jamie MathiesonNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 23/02/2026Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat? Scarecrow: We have both. Niles: How exciting for you. 428784
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonNed Hartley @nedhartley.com · 07/02/2026COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective? 8758171
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonJohn Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 14/05/2025Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey. They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵 8142642032
Jamie Mathieson @jamiemathieson.bsky.social · 12/03/2025From @b3ta.com Extra points for those who know why I'm reposting it... 060
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonNathan Lombardi @lom.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I've just found the best hack. Swear in your search request. It's a great way to bypass the AI summary and make your search history look like you're chronically pissed off at everything! 7152442203
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 03/01/2025PAGLIACCI: Doctor, I’m depressed, and life seems cruel. DOCTOR: Well, the treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, and that should pick you up! PAGLIACCI: Right, what I’m getting from you is that my show isn’t sold out 018735
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 19/12/2024The AI industry’s seizure of other people’s property, declaring it to be worthless, then pricing it at a premium once “processed” through them, has a historical precedent, and it’s not a good look. Yup. It’s good old colonialism. open.substack.com/pub/joelmorr...open.substack.comIf all this stuff is worthless, mind if we just take it?How 21st Century tech is doing the old colonial grift all over again. 4512218
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 14/12/2024He's mooking a lost He's chicking it twoce He's gong to fond oot Who's nighty or noose Arthur Bostrom's coming to town 614747
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonBen Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 15/12/2024"What do you mean the sign about looking upon my works and despairing is still standing??? No! That's the worst possible - if the *works* are gone but the sign is still up then I'm gonna look like a fucken dickhead! Why didn't you make the works out of the same shit you made the sign out of?!" 6580207
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 07/12/2024when you’re in the 7 items or fewer queue & the cashiers are changing over & having a long chat 310511
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Condensation: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it Condescension: water which collects as droplets on a cold surface when humid air is in contact with it, you thick cunt 1657
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Share if you think Britain was better in the olden days! 23684195
Jamie Mathieson @jamiemathieson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024So AI is being trained on our scripts? Then we need to fight back by making lots and lots of terrible scripts. From now on, if anyone accuses you of thin characters, plots that don't make sense or twists that don't work, just tell them you're fighting back against our robot overlords... 161
Reposted by Jamie MathiesonMaria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 18/11/2024It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha. 886115771561