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Julie Brister

@juliebrister.bsky.social
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I miss salad
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @juliebrister.bsky.social & @johnlevenstein.bsky.social! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Beebo is infested! Timmy has needs! Jan says sorry & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nobody asked, but flayed alive and then dunked in a pool of rubbing alcohol
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If you want to think about something other than the rapid decline of our country, this is the perfect antidote. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/18/m...
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‘Their Power Feels Like Mine’: A Dog Sled Racer Says Goodbye to Her Pack
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One thing we should be doing a lot more of is letting our landlords know that we will pay a witch to curse them and their children if they so much as think of messing with our parking.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The man gave money to Susan Collins campaign. That’s so much worse.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If we play our cards correctly, Pam Bondi could be the first Tri Delt imprisoned in Guantanamo.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
How long before Les Wexner claims to have dementia?
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Maybe this news is not so great for waiting in the wings? The Capitulating Eight www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/u...
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Democrats Vow Not to Fund ICE After Shooting, Imperiling Spending Deal
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I hope they are all murdered in prison.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I signed into FB for the first time in a long time to discover that the bulk of my 6th grade class thinks that they are Charlie Kirk now 😳
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Nothing takes me back like that whiff of urinal cake in an Irish bar.
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Eliza Skinner - comedian @elizaskinner.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My BBC World Service radio show / podcast is in its 5th season - wow, right?? You didn’t even know I host a sports show on BBC radio? Well, I do. And it’s great - we talk to Olympians and Paralympians from all over the world. They are all fascinating and very cool. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...
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On the Podium
Personal Journals Podcast · The stories behind the medals. As the 2024 Paris Olympics and Paralympics approach, comedian Eliza Skinner and athletics commentator Ed Harry interview remarkable athletes ...
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
All new COLLEGE TOWN with @juliebrister.bsky.social!!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo! (Me & Seth Morris) Snack grief! Late night googles! Jan’s breast milk! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social Get it all at www.comedybangbangworld.com
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If you’re supporting NPR/PBS today, please don’t forget about the stations in your shitty hometown. They’ll need it the most.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Once you embrace the fact that you only need two pieces of pizza, you are free.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
One thing giving me peace right now is the likelihood that Karoline Leavitt’s baby loves the nanny more than her.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Everyone on the yard is sucking up to Ghislaine today.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Gavin Newsom’s grays look like high school Our Town spray grays.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
When all is said and done, I hope that the executions will be public www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...
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Trump Taps Palantir to Compile Data on Americans
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Godard never made a movie that was better than 9 to 5.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I didn’t believe in the death penalty until learning that Diddy puts applesauce on his burger.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Sometimes I think about how prominent the smell of urinal cake is in the early part of one’s adulthood.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Pig.
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Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav’s Annual Pay Rises Slightly, Hits $51.9M
Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav saw his total compensation tick up to $51.9 million in 2024, from $49.7 million in 2023.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Startled awake remembering how much I miss Malo’s chewy chips.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Very surprised that was just a 3.9. That rattled TF out of my house.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
My hometown is ground zero for the current measles epidemic, and last year it was ground zero for a syphilis outbreak.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
One food, unchanged, that provides an immediate portal to the 1980’s: Smartfood Popcorn
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Hey UCB folks! Jimmy Jatho just got out of the hospital after heart surgery. Please help him out if you can! gofund.me/01aed96b
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Donate to Support Jimmy Jatho's Heart Surgery Recovery, organized by Lydia Lacey
If you know Jimmy Jatho, you know this about him: he has the biggest heart. R… Lydia Lacey needs your support for Support Jimmy Jatho's Heart Surgery Recovery
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Just ate a sardine. Still furious.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Let’s just hope that Justine Bateman doesn’t have to walk around on eggshells anymore.
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
In the midst of evacuating in a fire storm, @brettmorris.bsky.social still managed to get the latest College Town up. If you need a distraction, this ep features the incredible @juliebrister.bsky.social & Jon Mackey. Love you, Brett, and all of LA. ❤️
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The palm tree in front of my house suffered the fate I’ve been wishing on Elon.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My sister died 44 years ago today. January 6th has always been the absolute worst.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Justine Bateman pokes her head out every few years to say, “Me! Me! Look at ME!!”
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
youtu.be/DZaxWUZvywk
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Study Finds Growing Gap Between America's Rich and Super Rich
YouTube video by The Onion
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Pardon Suge Knight! Pardon the Manson family! Make MAGA have a stroke!
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Just checking in to see if Dennis Prager is dead yet.
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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
On Jan 6th, instead of storming the capitol, how about we key all the Teslas?
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A little gift, and yes, it blocks the entire list.
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Julie Brister @juliebrister.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
As actors gear up to strike, I found a new project to keep me motivated
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