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Julian Americanus

@julianimperatorus.bsky.social
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Emperor of the United States, High King of the Known Worlds, King of 1987 and the North, Hipster Lord of the 'Muricani I will have 335 million co-Emperors, or I will be the Emperor. I will bend no knee and swear no oath to any other end.

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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 57m
Now this is the kind of fire we want Democrats showing.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 1h
Hegseth’s weird and monstrous bloodlust and desire to inflict it upon the world is the very definition of cruel and unusual punishment, particularly the later. This is beyond disgusting. #ImpeachHegseth #ImpeachTrump
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 17h
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Galactic Republic Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Meme
Alt: Luke Skywalker: “Every word of what you just said was wrong.”
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is Trump’s rapidly calcifying brain in action. He never had much ability to change and adapt, but now? He’s stuck playing out only what he “knew.” And he thought military strikes= wartime hero President.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d like to thank Donald Trump for his generous donation of $500 to the Democratic Party. I’m the Emperor of the United States, and I suppose God knows if I have a price, but *I* know it ain’t $500, and the buyer damn sure ain’t gonna be that traitor. #ImpeachTrump
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Impeachment charge number… good God! Who can even count that high?
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Observably true.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good video summary. Title might be overstating things a bit, but maybe not by much #AI #Tech
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AI Just Became Humanity’s Biggest Threat
YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every accusation is a confession. The headline here is that the military told Trump, “No,” about something.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit! I know I’ve said there is no bottom before, but damn! This is some new level of bottomless. Like, hole in the universe bottomless. #ImpeachTrump
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think Trump has the ability to trust other people that scheme would require. I do think Trump will pardon himself, though. He’s never seen consequences for anything- why would he believe he wouldn’t get away with a self-pardon?
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Abraham Lincoln: “Four score and seven years ago…” Donald Trump: “I can go ramp.”
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it’s tough to say what’s worse: ignoring it, or reporting on it without also calling it out as insane. They’ve done the later for a decade. I suppose at least they’re trying something new.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WTAF does that even mean? I mean- it’s clearly racist as hell… but what does it even mean?
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No enemy has done this much damage to the United States Armed Forces since WW2. Maybe not since the Civil War, which, to be fair, we also did to ourselves through our foolishness, cruelty, and blind racism.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hypothesis: Roberts is scared Dems might actually get enough seats to do Supreme Court reform and is desperately trying to demonstrate that everything’s fine and working as it should. Don’t be fooled. This is plugging a pinhole while his thoroughly corrupt Court continuies to saw through the hull.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric “The Hawk” Schmitt. 🤣🤣🤣
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my God! How utterly incompetent do you have to be, does your *entire staff* have to be, to let you try to nail a witness’ ass to the wall like this without being sure of your facts? And Schmitt’s a Senator! One of the supposed “adults” in the Republican Party.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some people never, ever learn. AND THEY VOTE. Make sure YOU do, too! Tell a friend.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you’re as unpopular as Trump is now, your appearance just reminds people how much they hate you. So, one of the best things you can do is stay quiet and out of the spotlight. Which [ha-ha-ha] is something [ha] I’m sure he’ll do.
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Evil Laugh Pirate
Alt: The great Tim Curry as Long John Silver laughing
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 27/09/2026
The next No Kings is right around the corner! Find (or organize) your local event to drive unprecedented early voting and recruit volunteers to help protect our elections: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
(around a map showing the more than 1,000 events planned for the next No Kings on October 17) NO KINGS
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17
MAKE A PLAN TO VOTE EARLY!
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bullshit! It’s because generations of people were raised to view seeking medical care as an absolute last resort, because doing so could cost you everything, even if you had insurance- if they refused a claim you were screwed.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Journalists being kicked out need to get the Secret Service badge numbers so THOSE people are held in contempt.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ha! I knew it! They didn’t know what theater it was! They thought it Gerald Ford or the Ford Motor Company. They saw it on a list of Federal properties, thought, “theater-theater, perfect!” And they were right. This has been perfect. 🤣
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still think there’s a better than even chance they picked it off a list, thinking it was named after Gerald Ford. Or maybe even stupider than that- thinking it was in honor of the Ford Motor Company.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Hell Yeah Oh Yeah
Alt: Fu(& YEAH!!!!
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The idea that a sitting President (or Congressman, for that matter) could trade index funds is corrupt as hell. The fact that they can trade individual stocks is obscene. They don’t have their fingers on the scales. *They are the god damned scales!*
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Hired by the agency last year”? Dude. It’s late September. He ain’t a “new recruit.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Cars Pixar
Alt: Cars Pixar “that’s funny right there”
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good lord, #GOP! What’s the number got to be before you realize the smart political play is to #ImpeachTrump? Even if it gets you kicked out of the Republican Party and office for a cycle- form a new party and run next time. The Elephant is a goner anyway. Trump’s seen to that.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Save the date! No Kings is October 17th. And don’t forget to vote early! 🗳️
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What’s truly sad is that, if these had been consensual and open relationships with people who weren’t her employees- The Republican Party would be trying to arrest her. But because she abused her position and authority- she’ll stay MAGA’s princess.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pete Kegseth and the Search for the Morning Wood. Coming soon to a theater near you from Paramount Pictures. 🤮
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good news, my ICE chooms! I hear Kash Patel says there’s plenty of fish in the sea. #AbolishICE
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One: LMAO, sure he did. Two: Yer sayin’ your boy’s takin’ out loans from Putin connected Russians? You see how that’s worse, right? Right Donny?
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Any “journalist” still working in the White House tomorrow deserves neither the name, nor your trust ever again. #ImpeachTrump
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We dreamed so many incredible futures. Why the hell did we settle on neon-less cyberpunk?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Interesting that that hints there is a price that will. And double interesting that $4 and $6 are currently in the rear view mirror, and the sky’s the limit.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I fear he will. I think he will demolish the building, unless the building is surrounded 24/7 by cops willing to stop him. Trump will order the dozers in and take it down. He did it with the East Wing and faced zero consequences. The only question is if there will be consequences this time.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#AbolishICE. There is no reforming it. It must be ripped up, toxic root and poison stem.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good lord- Trump is an idiot with object permanence issues- do you suppose maybe they just AI’d a picture of the building in rubble and told him he’d destroyed it just to get him onto a new subject?
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That may be the most Australian thing I’ve ever heard.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Place yer’ bets folks! Utter stupidity? Naked hypocrisy? Or stealth call for help?
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know- I never used to think all that highly of my education. But as the years have passed, I’ve come to realize just how lucky I was. I mean- I knew about this experiment before I left high school. That they found 30 people who didn’t? Terrifying.
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every single accusation is a confession. Remember when Trump debated Biden while Trump had Covid? There’s an assassination attempt that should have been investigated further.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I’m not complicit, I was just following orders.”
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Julian Americanus @julianimperatorus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I go where I want to go.” Yeah. That was a cool scene. Kash should watch the rest of the movie someday.
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Angry King Kong
Alt: Denzel from Training Day “King Kong ain’t got shit on me.”
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