Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/07/2026guys mitch mcconnell is not dead he’s right here we’re hanging out we’re doing shots woah Mitch slow down u party animal!! 31164
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 02/06/2026I mean that’s arguably worse given her obscene (and fairly recent) history of capitulation to the GOP and wildly successful attacks focused around crushing progressive candidates. Stop lionizing Nancy Pelosi, she is very very bad! 21428
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 21/05/2026when I’m mayor I’m going to make vagueposting about AI punishable by death 150
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/05/2026bro they just raised my rent $300, which is exactly one dollar lower than the Good Cause Law limit, but still jesus christ Zohran my man HELP ME 31102
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 14/04/2026Although I guess yeah he lost, but still you know what I mean it’s like stepping in a cold puddle in just your sock and going “More!” 0230
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 14/04/2026It’s just crazy that there is a massive segment of the world population that can look at a picture like this and not have a visceral negative reaction to these two terrifying ghouls. Like, politics is politics but these guys just literally look evil on a primordial level. 51305
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/04/2026Why the fuck is Ralph Nader the person they had drafting the impeachment like what are we even doing here? 1512
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/03/2026hey you know the absolute *second* he dies, vance will make the treasury put him on the $100, like no question that’s going to happen and there’s nothing we can do about it 7886
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 22/03/2026eager for Schumer to cave on DHS funding in a week so I can miss my flight AND continue funding the Gestapo, win/win! 11033
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 22/03/2026flying out of La Guardia at 6am and this is the craziest line I’ve ever seen for TSA in my life - I expected it to be bad but this is hard to fathom, this is like a 2-3 hour line and of course for some reason my ticket doesn’t show my precheck, but whatever that line is psychotic too 2792
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026hell yeah dawg really got my ass with a freelance listicle I did during the biden administration 0200
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026Can you name any bills that Hillary Clinton passed please? 110
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026my favorite part of democracy is when 25% of the votes are predetermined by the co-chair of one of the two candidates!! 91186
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026I just genuinely don’t know how to get through to these people 4730
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026wild to watch the DNC openly ratfuck Bernie in 2016, then spend the next decade screaming about Russia Collusion making Hillary lose, then say this: 1620
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026it’s mind boggling that “Bernie couldn’t have won due to not being more like Hillary and Kamala” is the dominant belief among libs and yet BOTH HILLARY AND KAMALA *ACTUALLY* LOST IN REAL LIFE 1121412
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 09/03/2026kind of messed up that the only reason this random girl is famous is because her grandpa is a pedophile :/ 3832
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/03/2026Devastated to learn Jasmine Crockett lost the primary, but I’m truly hoping Talarico will continue in her legacy to “Write out your bullet points here. Anything from a sentence to a paragraph works.” ✊ 515810
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/03/2026Anyone saying Talarico will pull a Fetterman is just being lazy, let’s have fun with it, say he’s gonna pull a Dahmer or a bin Laden! 5373
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/12/2025F U C K I S R A E L ｡ ･ ｡°*. ｡*･ 044348
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/03/2026New episode of Good Morning, Bad News is up! Are you ready to be DRAFTED into another forever war by a known p***phile for the glory of Israel? 2006 babies, you’re up! youtube.com/shorts/r7Sfb...youtube.comAre You Getting DRAFTED in 2026?YouTube video by good morning, bad news 1132
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/03/2026New episode of Good Morning, Bad News is up! Are you ready to be DRAFTED into another forever war by a known p***phile for the glory of Israel? 2006 babies, you’re up! youtube.com/shorts/r7Sfb...youtube.comAre You Getting DRAFTED in 2026?YouTube video by good morning, bad news 1132
Reposted by Jules Suzdaltsevgita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I’ll say this for Max Landis: he may be a creep but he’s also a bad writer 241506222
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/02/2026You genuinely sound like a weird loser in their 50s appropriating Gen Z slang. 130
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/02/2026Are you absolutely confident that all the people in your comments calling you stupid are the ones taking an L? 240
Reposted by Jules SuzdaltsevJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/02/2026maybe you’re just dumb and fundamentally misunderstand the political era we’re in and think we’re can go back to how things were 10–15 years ago 3521
Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/02/2026maybe you’re just dumb and fundamentally misunderstand the political era we’re in and think we’re can go back to how things were 10–15 years ago 3521
