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Jules Suzdaltsev

@jules.su
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mom close the door im doing journalism

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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 13/06/2026
Went on TYT tonight :)
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/05/2026
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 14/04/2026
It’s just crazy that there is a massive segment of the world population that can look at a picture like this and not have a visceral negative reaction to these two terrifying ghouls. Like, politics is politics but these guys just literally look evil on a primordial level.
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 15/03/2026
lmao [blocked]
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 13/03/2026
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 09/03/2026
kind of messed up that the only reason this random girl is famous is because her grandpa is a pedophile :/
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/03/2026
Devastated to learn Jasmine Crockett lost the primary, but I’m truly hoping Talarico will continue in her legacy to “Write out your bullet points here. Anything from a sentence to a paragraph works.” ✊
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 18/02/2026
Like, Mamdani is doing the EXACT opposite of what this headline is claiming and implying, and of course all the comments look like this dogshit
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 18/02/2026
this kind of headline honestly makes me fucking sick and angry that $10b figure includes $8.11b spent by ADAMS from 2023-2025 while Mamdani is proposing a TOTAL of $2.7b in the NEXT TWO YEARS so he’s literally spending LESS but the NYPOST rag is lumping all of it together to pretend it’s Mamdani
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 11/02/2026
my mom has been keeping busy this winter making psychotic necklaces I love her so much
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 09/02/2026
>:)
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2026
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2026
oh I found it ahh it’s more beautiful than I remember
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/02/2026
well well well, the plagiarism & child pornography generating energy goblin has spoken:
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/02/2026
I didn’t actually think Trump could successfully steal the next election, and after seeing this response, I am 100% sure he will have no trouble doing so.
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/02/2026
not gonna lie, this did indeed fix my life
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/02/2026
thoughts on this @jamellebouie.net?
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 04/02/2026
UPDATE: THEY GOT HIS ASS
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 03/02/2026
look you put it over a mac mini and it’s also the display!!!
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/02/2026
lmao pause
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 30/01/2026
oh okay then, thanks for the update on last week’s rules
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 29/01/2026
obsessed with the new mustard penis collection from IKEA
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 25/01/2026
not to laugh but lmao god damn they really have NOTHING
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 25/01/2026
whoop these mfs asses honestly, we gotta stop them from spreading this dumbass lie
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 18/01/2026
they upscaled a screenshot from a video, it’s not even close honestly!
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 18/01/2026
losing my mind because this is an AI generated photo that doesn’t really look like Greg Bovino, being used to compliment how handsome he is when this is literally not him
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 18/01/2026
lmao ok I guess
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 17/01/2026
one thing we should probably recall at this point is how meticulously the Nazis documented their crimes on camera, which is to say - yeah that doesn’t make them do less crimes buddy
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 12/01/2026
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 09/01/2026
A lot going on, but I wanted to share that a beloved member of our community passed last night from illness. Mary Buchen was kind, gentle, thoughtful, radiant, passionate, and brilliant. She transformed so much of our community garden through her spirit and tireless work. We love and miss her ❤️
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 02/01/2026
genuinely floored by how embarrassingly bad NYC “journalism” is 1. He signed “two” executive orders, “multiple” is the dumbest kind of fear-mongering clickbait to use 2. They completely got wrong the first one, which is KEEPING all EOs before Sept 24th, and undoing all the ones after.
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 01/01/2026
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 28/12/2025
I think my mom picked up Tom hanks’starbucks
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 27/12/2025
F   U    C      K       I    S    R    A     E L 。 ・ 。°*. 。*・
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 23/12/2025
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 21/12/2025
he got mad nobody was liking these bangers
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 11/12/2025
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 09/12/2025
we deserve a second, bigger 9/11 for this
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 07/12/2025
just… man, this kind of shit in particular really feels irreversible saw someone post “to smithereens, you say?” on a local story about a guy in NYC getting hit by a train and dying tragically just saw one about a massacre at a wedding in Africa after the groom was killed, top comment:
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 02/12/2025
It’s a shame this settlement didn’t hit until after Black Friday!
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 25/11/2025
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 25/11/2025
LMAO
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 25/11/2025
This also being AI generated slop for NO REASON is just so perfectly *chef’s kiss* horrible.
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 21/11/2025
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 20/11/2025
this shit is so funny
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 20/11/2025
fuckin lmao
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 17/11/2025
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 17/11/2025
the hardest dunk imaginable is when you just post their pfp and they immediately change it
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 17/11/2025
shopping for a hoodie on walmart dot com, I think this is the one
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 16/11/2025
seriously what the fuck do we do about this guy
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